Newbie Season

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Newbie Season is the name given to the period of time around a new film release when the KKW Forums are overrun with hordes of lovestruck newbies posting a load of rubbish.

How To Identify Newbie Season

  • Huge boost to member list
  • Hundreds Of "I Love Keira" threads
  • Various requests for Keira's address, phone Number, email etc
  • Complete disregard for forum rules
  • Numerous members claiming to either be Keira, or know her
  • Lots of really sarcastic posts from the Moderators & Administrators


What To Do In The Event Of Newbie Season

  • Laugh
  • Locate modem cable or wireless antenna; remove.


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