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The infamous OMGWTFKKWBBQ, a yearly event where KKW regulars from all over the globe descend on London, and get absolutely hammered on the cheapest booze they can lay their hands on.
Each year the attendance goes up... and each year the event revolves less and less around an actual barbeque. The first BBQ was a select group, mainly the Londoners, who after a brief barbeque spent the evening down the pub. The second; more of an OMGWTFKKWGRILL, seeing as Barrington neglected to realise September was not the best month for trying to buy charcoal. The third, a much better turnout than previous years, was a trip to Acliff's choice of pizzeria.
OMGWTFKKWBBQ - The Beginnings
From simple beginnings, great things spawn. Surprisingly enough this OMGWTFKKWBBQ did involve an actual barbeque followed by a short trip to The Anglers (AKA Keirapub), rumoured to be Keira Knightley's own local. Liam was due to attend, and in fact the entire concept of holding a barbeque (which is so typically Australian) was due to his visit to the European motherland. Unfortunately neither he nor Barrington attended, but with Apoggy having travelled down from "sunny" Manchester the day was not admin-less. Those who did attend were unhappy to report that he also brought the weather down with him.
Naturally Acliff and Duckula provided the bulk of the day's entertainment, the former managing to break the latter's plates whilst showing off his bokken skills, whereas the latter provided the iconic image of a British barbeque when eating his food under an umbrella, as the rain began to fall. Thankfully when Veejyburger arrived the sun came with him, which allowed the group to make the short walk to The Anglers in relative comfort. With Acliff using this opportunity to proposition young girls and ask them if they'd eat his loaf it was probably a good thing.
OMGWTFKKWBBQ2 - The Midnight Grill
The DLR never knew what hit it, as six of us descended on Barrington's pad for a night of drunken revelry. You know its a good weekend when Duckula is lying unconscious on the floor with pieces of Baz's broken furniture stacked upon him like some sort of crude funeral pyre. That and force feeding poor Kelsey some obscure blue liquid we found in Bazzle's fridge, could have been Windolene for all we knew (turns out it was Archers, Bacardi and Aftershock), but we made her drink it anyway.
Slowly but surely, after the event images and videos began popping up on the forums giving insight into the night including the now famous 'Dancing Admin's' short. Eventually a full gallery was constructed to the delight of forum regulars, and the weekend went down in KKW history.
The group even did their part for the evolution of the English language with the invention of the word 'Knobquacious'.
OMGWTFKKWBBQ3 - The Global Phenomenon
The third BBQ was a fantastic weekend, and for the first time we had more International support than just little ol' Kelsey, in the form of the ever-so gorgeous Peach, and the Macaulay Culkin lookalike Foeni. Unfortunatly however, Barrington was in the process of moving house, so once again plans for an actuall barbecue fell by the wayside, and we settled for a night on the town instead.
The venue finally selected was The Cricketers, fittingly located in Richmond, close to Keira's homeland of Teddington. After a few pints, we descended on the pizzeria for some very nice Italian cuisine, wine, tequila, and anything else Cliff managed to acquire by flirting with the waitress. Once again the evening went down the road of forcing Kelsey to drink large quantities of alcohol despite numerous protests. This was followed by a bar crawl around London because apparently Foeni wasn't drunk enough... This involved Hazzle being confused for a terrorist multiple times, all due to a silver briefcase he was carrying - it's a miracle we weren't shot. Once the night was upon us, the pubs and bars were closed and we had no where else to go, Bazzle, Frank and Fo resorted to drinking store bought wine in a childs playground, while Cliff tried to impress Peach by repeatidly roundhouse kicking Digital_Ice.
OMGWTFKKWBBQ4 - The Future
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