Hey Keira

[NearokA]

Happiness. This single word encapsulates what I think 99% of the world population is trying to attain. Happiness includes wealth beyond measure. Happiness includes having children and a loving, supporting family. Happiness includes security in your own health and the well-being of all those whom you love. When I was younger and more naïve, I would agree that happiness is what we should all be trying to achieve. But let’s take Micheal Jackson as an example. Micheal Jackson was called the King of Pop. He had it all. He had so much money it would be impossible for him to spend it all in his lifetime. He had two kids and was happily married to Lisa Marie Presley, Elvis Presley’s daughter. He had family, Janet Jackson his sister and his brothers who formed the Jackson 5 back in the 1960s and 1970s. I remember when I was five, I used to play his Thiller record over and over again (back when people still had record players). There was something about his old hits that were electrifying. But something happened to him. Something in his mind cracked.

Micheal Jackson bleached his skin white and he had several nose operations. If you ask me, he looks a little scary and creepy. He’s fondling little kids and what not, I mean, I’m not saying those things are true, but you have to agree with me here, he shouldn’t have even allowed himself to be in that kind of situation in the first place. I wonder, a man who had it all, what went wrong? It seems to me, fame and fortune isn’t all what it’s cracked up to be. To any who believes himself to be a true intellectual, I don’t think finding happiness is what the purpose of our lives are. I think every man needs happiness in some form to stay sane, but I don’t think it’s the ultimate aim.

These three things about happiness: family, fortune, and security; I would give it all up in a heartbeat Keira. I would trade it all if I could just get one thing, freedom. You see, I think a man trying to find ultimate happiness will never be satisfied. Even if one could attain this euphoria, the desire will never be satiated, because then you will say to yourself, is that it? Is this all life has to offer? Is it really that easy? And this thirst for something more in life would drive a man to insanity. I’ve only tasted freedom for mere seconds as a child. And I haven’t found it since. I read books, Keira, many books. Anything I can get my hands on that will tell me what to do. But these books, they don’t give me any answers, they just give me more questions.

And I tried looking to logic, Keira. Perhaps freedom can be found in numbers. But most equations and formulas are bounded and finite, except for irrational numbers and functions, but those things can be summed in one general expression, infinity. Let’s take some simple geometry. I mean, a square has finite dimensions. But a circle or a sphere, they are infinitely smooth. Why? Because of that never-ending thing they call pie, 3.141592654…etc. However, that doesn’t give me any answers, that just tells me that there is something out there which behaves unbounded, theoretically speaking of course.

So I drink. You see, I don’t have those three things of happiness. I have family, but they are 2000 miles away, and I only see them twice a year. I don’t have security, I mean, if I had that, I would have peace of mind as well. I don’t have peace of mind, Keira. And I certainly don’t have money. I’m a broke-ass college student. I have to be very creative in the things I do. I told you a man goes insane without some happiness. Since I don’t have a cup overflowing with happiness, I have to substitute some of those things for whiskey, beer, and sake. Alcohol helps to keep my mind clear of these things. That way, I just pump up the music and stare into space until I pass out and go to bed. I think that’s better than hitting my head against the wall, utterly frustrated.

So I ask of you Keira, will you join me in my quest to find the purpose of life? I can’t do it alone baby. I could try, but I think I would just end up a sad, lonely alcoholic just like all the others who have tried. Perhaps, Keira, in our love that we may feel for each other, we find freedom and we find happiness. And not that kind of crush love or that lust love. That true love that few people find. And maybe we don’t have true love after all, who knows right? But I can’t deny this feeling, this connection I have towards you. And I’m willing to give us a shot if you are.

After all, Keira, you can’t truly know something unless you’ve experienced it. I want to experience you, honey. And I hope you share the same curiosity I do.

And if you don’t feel the same way, that’s okay too. I may be a little heartbroken, but it’s nothing a little whiskey never solved. I’m sure there are other fish in the sea. But I’ll always remember you as the woman I feel in love with, but never talked to. I wish you much happiness in this world and I hope you find as much happiness as you can. And if you ever find yourself at the top, but still craving something more than just fame and fortune, then knock on my door. And together we'll sit and ponder about just why the hell we’re on this planet anyway. Is there a reason we were given consciousness? And after we get the shit kicked out of us by life, I’ll share a bottle of some fine whiskey with you. We both can drunk off our asses and just for one night, we can forget about the pains of life. Tomorrow is another day anyway.

So anyway, if Keira came to your doorstep and asked you, "what is the purpose of life?" WHat would you say to her?

[Narg]

Um, you need to lay off whatever your smoking man, like.. seriously how can u call it love when u have never even spoken to the damn woman. When i see her it makes me happy inside, and i get a wonderfull feeling of how nice and beautifull it is, but it aint love. If it was, bl to me, im a realist, i know ill never talk to keira in person, so i dont think about it. If keira came to my door, and asked that question, id say hi, ask for a photo, and make small talk, Because in reality, she isnt going to want to spend time with a loser like me.

[deviljet88]

Since there is a highly unlikely chance Keira will come to my door, there is also a highly unlikely chance she'll go out with me. Thus, if something that unlikely actually happens, the chances of Keira going out with me are possible. So I'd attempt to ask her out :P

[Liam]

Originally Posted by nearoka

So anyway, if Keira came to your doorstep and asked you, "what is the purpose of life?" WHat would you say to her?

The purpose of life, m'dear, is approximately 45.32.

Honest.

[NearokA]

Narg, no cynicism please. lol.

Jet, don't ever convince yourself of that. Ever. Anything can happen in this crazy world. Confidence will get you farther than you think. I mean, just look at Julesy and I. hehe. Julesy never posts in my threads unless I offend her in some way and I got her to post in my sig! Twice! How cool am I?!

Liam, wtf? lol. No no. The answer to life's question is not 45.32.
It's 45.3233. hehe. You're a couple decimals off my man.

[Liam]

Fuck.

Close.

[frodo1511]

As quoted by Agent Smith: "The purpose of life is to end life."

That's what I would say to Keira.

[Jacoby]

To make babies. Let me show you to my room.

[Richard]

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

[NearokA]

Originally Posted by Jacoby

To make babies. Let me show you to my room.

Nice man. Nice. I didn't think of that one.

[frodo1511]

Originally Posted by Jacoby

To make babies. Let me show you to my room.

Best quote of the day. Jacoby is awarded all life points for the day.

[marry rich people]

Liam, wtf? lol. No no. The answer to life's question is not 45.32.

I do believe the answer to life is simply 42 if you have ever read The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

[Narg]

No, thats the answer to "life, the universe, and everything" :P

[NinjaTurtleRocky]

Originally Posted by marry rich people

I do believe the answer to life is simply 42 if you have ever read The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

FRIGGIN RAD BOOK!!!!!


and to answer that question i would say "to meet an angel-like figure like you" and bam the mighty ducks....she wouldn't do anything with me cuz i'm a loser much like everyone on this board, who is posting hoping to meet someone who will not come to them! JENGA I WIN!

[Spire]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Did you honestly just say "if Keira came to your doorstep and asked you, "What is the purpose of life?" What would you say to her?".

You "life purpose" people really crack me up. Sitting around, talking about what to do in life instead of doing it. Maybe it's the idea of the most beautiful woman in the world ringing my doorbell and when I answer, the first words out of her mouth are "What is the purpose of life?". Seriously, what the flying shit!? Is that the best you can think of? This thread just totally blows my mind, it's so ridiculous.

Wow what a load of shit

[Narg]

Originally Posted by chrisobrien

Wow what a load of shit

Just take a peek at the inside of your pants ?

[NearokA]

Originally Posted by Spire

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Did you honestly just say "if Keira came to your doorstep and asked you, "What is the purpose of life?" What would you say to her?".

You "life purpose" people really crack me up. Sitting around, talking about what to do in life instead of doing it. Maybe it's the idea of the most beautiful woman in the world ringing my doorbell and when I answer, the first words out of her mouth are "What is the purpose of life?". Seriously, what the flying shit!? Is that the best you can think of? This thread just totally blows my mind, it's so ridiculous.

There are two kinds of people in this world, Spire. There are those who prefer the intellectual pleasures of life and actively persue knowledge, and there are those who are happy being a satisfied pig and wish nothing more in life.

Guess which one of those groups you belong to...lol. When I find the purpose of life, I'll remember to keep it a secret from you. hehe. :icon_wink

[Spire]

Originally Posted by NearokA

There are two kinds of people in this world, Spire. There are those who prefer the intellectual pleasures of life and actively persue knowledge, and there are those who are happy being a satisfied pig and wish nothing more in life.

Guess which one of those groups you belong to...lol. When I find the purpose of life, I'll remember to keep it a secret from you. hehe. :icon_wink

I used to subscribe to the theory that those with knowledge and spend their time thinking of intellectual issues were the ones on top. And then, I got sick of myself. I realized I was a pretentious cock, and decided to stop thinking (and in effect, worrying) about all this pointless shit. Guess what? I'm happier, a hundred times over. You obviously haven't reached that stage, but you will one day. And I hope you don't think you're overly intelligent, because this thread is sickeningly stupid. You are in very middle of the "pretentious cock" period NearokA, hopefully you'll phase out of it one of these days.

[Elijahfan]

wow this thread is getting somewhat angry-ish. but yes keira rocks, but i don't think i love her that much, not that i wouldnt love to get an autograph or tell her how awesome she is, but man that was a long post... i'm with Spire on this one.