Joke - Page 5

DefyingGravity · 03-09-2004, 01:00 AM

^^ I don't get it...

Jacoby · 03-09-2004, 01:03 AM

He's a police officer.

Mistikle · 04-09-2004, 03:28 AM

yeh....lol

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A Dreadful Fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"

"I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"

Mistikle · 02-10-2004, 05:46 PM

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.

She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome
with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

Leonie · 03-10-2004, 12:31 AM

Funny you should say that. I actually had a real life non bbq cat sneeze me in the face a couple of weeks ago. Seriously. Not very enjoyable... Maybe I should have started a bbq, instead of turning it down like you suggested.

Not a joke, I know. I'm not funny at 2:30am, k?

Flightfreak · 03-10-2004, 09:43 AM

a birddog:

deviljet88 · 03-10-2004, 09:59 AM

That's cute and funny lol.

Jacoby · 03-10-2004, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deviljet88

That's cute and funny lol.

Yeah, if I saw one of those things running toward me in the street I'd say, "Awwwww

."

Flightfreak · 04-10-2004, 05:00 PM

Flightfreak · 05-10-2004, 03:46 PM

Mistikle · 05-10-2004, 04:24 PM

hahahaha, that was a funny one flightfreak.... hahaha

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and
said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
clear."

keira loves lipgloss · 05-10-2004, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeirazBabe

Lmfao.. *dies*..enough said.

xXx

lol cool cat!

Foeni · 05-10-2004, 09:26 PM

Yeah?? What's the funny thing about it? Funny pictures are the last two flightfreak posted...
This one is kinda funny too:

Elijahfan · 05-10-2004, 10:08 PM

too funny Foeni! where do people actually find pictures like that....

05-10-2004, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flightfreak

Now thats some FUNNY ass shit!!!!!!!!!!

Foeni · 06-10-2004, 03:24 PM

Here are some more:

I'm gonna post some more in severel post.. It's not spam, it's just to avoid having to click a link to see the pic!

Foeni · 06-10-2004, 03:30 PM

And more:

Foeni · 06-10-2004, 03:32 PM

Even MORE pictures:

Foeni · 06-10-2004, 03:34 PM

All the pictures are from www.blingbling.dk

Leonie · 06-10-2004, 04:51 PM

They used to have this on the wall at my dad's work. Lucky for them, the Chinese interpreter was blind, so he never knew. You've probably seen it before, but I think it's funny

03-09-2004, 01:00 AM	#81
DefyingGravity Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 344	^^ I don't get it... __________________ 27th Member of Keira Knightley's Posse

03-09-2004, 01:03 AM	#82
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	He's a police officer. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

04-09-2004, 03:28 AM	#83
Mistikle Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 94	yeh....lol ----------------------------------- A Dreadful Fight Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?" __________________ +When your out on the road, Feeling lonely & so cold. All you have 2 do is call my name & i'll be on the next train!!+

02-10-2004, 05:46 PM	#84
Mistikle Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 94	Blonde Joke... A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" __________________ +When your out on the road, Feeling lonely & so cold. All you have 2 do is call my name & i'll be on the next train!!+

03-10-2004, 12:31 AM	#85
Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	Funny you should say that. I actually had a real life non bbq cat sneeze me in the face a couple of weeks ago. Seriously. Not very enjoyable... Maybe I should have started a bbq, instead of turning it down like you suggested. Not a joke, I know. I'm not funny at 2:30am, k? __________________

03-10-2004, 09:43 AM	#86
Flightfreak Stalker Boi Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 678	a birddog: __________________ .•°¯°•.¸.•°¯°•.-> 3rd Member Of Keira Knightleyz Posse!<-.¸.•°¯°•.¸.•°¯°•. The lobbying groups all hate him and thats a good sign. You may laugh because I'm different, but I laugh because you're all the same! Quote Narg aka Brendon Gilson RIP

04-10-2004, 05:00 PM	#89
Flightfreak Stalker Boi Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 678	__________________ .•°¯°•.¸.•°¯°•.-> 3rd Member Of Keira Knightleyz Posse!<-.¸.•°¯°•.¸.•°¯°•. The lobbying groups all hate him and thats a good sign. You may laugh because I'm different, but I laugh because you're all the same! Quote Narg aka Brendon Gilson RIP

05-10-2004, 03:46 PM	#90
Flightfreak Stalker Boi Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 678	__________________ .•°¯°•.¸.•°¯°•.-> 3rd Member Of Keira Knightleyz Posse!<-.¸.•°¯°•.¸.•°¯°•. The lobbying groups all hate him and thats a good sign. You may laugh because I'm different, but I laugh because you're all the same! Quote Narg aka Brendon Gilson RIP

05-10-2004, 04:24 PM	#91
Mistikle Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 94	hahahaha, that was a funny one flightfreak.... hahaha A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." __________________ +When your out on the road, Feeling lonely & so cold. All you have 2 do is call my name & i'll be on the next train!!+

05-10-2004, 10:08 PM	#94
Elijahfan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minnesota USA Posts: 303	too funny Foeni! where do people actually find pictures like that.... __________________ Frank Miller's Sin City... "walk down the right back alley in Sin City and you can find anything" 4.1.05 Iâ€™m okay with being unimpressive, I sleep better ~Garden State~

06-10-2004, 03:30 PM	#97
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	And more: __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

06-10-2004, 03:32 PM	#98
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	Even MORE pictures: __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

06-10-2004, 03:34 PM	#99
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	All the pictures are from www.blingbling.dk __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

06-10-2004, 04:51 PM	#100
Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	They used to have this on the wall at my dad's work. Lucky for them, the Chinese interpreter was blind, so he never knew. You've probably seen it before, but I think it's funny __________________

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