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Old 03-09-2004, 01:00 AM   Senior Registered Member #81
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^^ I don't get it...
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Old 03-09-2004, 01:03 AM   Senior Registered Member #82
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He's a police officer.
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:28 AM   #83
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yeh....lol

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A Dreadful Fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"

"I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"
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Old 02-10-2004, 05:46 PM   #84
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Talking Blonde Joke...

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.

She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome
with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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Old 03-10-2004, 12:31 AM   Lifetme Service Award Officer #85
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Funny you should say that. I actually had a real life non bbq cat sneeze me in the face a couple of weeks ago. Seriously. Not very enjoyable... Maybe I should have started a bbq, instead of turning it down like you suggested.

Not a joke, I know. I'm not funny at 2:30am, k?
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Old 03-10-2004, 09:43 AM   Officer #86
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The lobbying groups all hate him and thats a good sign.
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Old 03-10-2004, 09:59 AM   Senior Registered Member #87
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That's cute and funny lol.
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Old 03-10-2004, 04:10 PM   Senior Registered Member #88
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That's cute and funny lol.
Yeah, if I saw one of those things running toward me in the street I'd say, "Awwwww."
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Old 04-10-2004, 05:00 PM   Officer #89
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Old 05-10-2004, 03:46 PM   Officer #90
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Old 05-10-2004, 04:24 PM   #91
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hahahaha, that was a funny one flightfreak.... hahaha

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman."
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What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and
said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
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Old 05-10-2004, 06:36 PM   #92
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Lmfao.. *dies*..enough said.



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Yeah?? What's the funny thing about it? Funny pictures are the last two flightfreak posted...
This one is kinda funny too:
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:08 PM   Senior Registered Member #94
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too funny Foeni! where do people actually find pictures like that....
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Now thats some FUNNY ass shit!!!!!!!!!!
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Here are some more:




I'm gonna post some more in severel post.. It's not spam, it's just to avoid having to click a link to see the pic!
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They used to have this on the wall at my dad's work. Lucky for them, the Chinese interpreter was blind, so he never knew. You've probably seen it before, but I think it's funny
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