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Old 10-09-2004, 05:19 AM   #1
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Asses and Assets

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A man looks at a woman's ASS for primary attraction.

A woman looks at a man's ASSets for primary attraction.

We are both shallow in some respects. Men want beauty, women want money and power.

Conclusion: If you're a man, and you want women, you'd better have a fancy car, 100 dollar bills in your clip, and a crisp italian suit. If you're a woman and you want a man, you'd better have a nice ass.

I think it's harder to get laid by beautiful women. They want too much. Even women would agree with me that it's harder to get laid by other beautiful women. Sad.

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Old 10-09-2004, 10:02 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #2
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You are doing the talking shit thing again.
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Old 10-09-2004, 02:35 PM   Senior Registered Member #3
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Decent looks and personality mean more than a sports car and c-notes in your wallet.

If you need those things to get women, you've already fucked up and are otherwise unable to get women without flaunting your financial status.
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Ah yes...flaunting the C-notes is a good way to attract the type of woman who is all too willing to spend them.
See, Ryan has the market cornered on looks and youthful vitality, so guys like me are forced to rely on our sense of humor. Sometimes, if you get them laughing, their clothes come right off...and you don't even have to pay!
BTW, I don't base my choice of women on their ass. I'm more into brains. That, and a willingness to put up with me...which, sadly is in short supply. :icon_err:
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Old 10-09-2004, 05:41 PM   Senior Registered Member #5
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See, Ryan has the market cornered on looks and youthful vitality, so guys like me are forced to rely on our sense of humor. Sometimes, if you get them laughing, their clothes come right off...and you don't even have to pay!
what's that supposed to mean?
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Old 10-09-2004, 05:45 PM   Senior Registered Member #6
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Damn! I'm never going to get a guy because I don't have a nice ass! I have a huge ass that looks like J-Los.
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Old 10-09-2004, 05:52 PM   #7
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You are doing the talking shit thing again.
It's called confidence, get some biatch! And maybe you won't act like a wuss in front of women.

lol.
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Damn! I'm never going to get a guy because I don't have a nice ass! I have a huge ass that looks like J-Los.
Chin up sweetie...you're only 14...and there is a market for asses like J.Lo's.
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Old 10-09-2004, 06:00 PM   #9
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Decent looks and personality mean more than a sports car and c-notes in your wallet.

If you need those things to get women, you've already fucked up and are otherwise unable to get women without flaunting your financial status.
The point is to get laid by beautiful women, ie models and actresses and those aspiring to be...I just tell it how I see it.

And you're absolutely right, it doesn't take much to have sex with the girl next door. hehe.

Just joking girls, or am I?
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Old 10-09-2004, 07:09 PM   #10
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I don't need a guy to be rich and famous before I date him. I'd like to support myself rather than feeding off of a guy. I think it's really stereotypical to say that, because it's not true for everyone.
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Old 10-09-2004, 07:29 PM   #11
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I don't need a guy to be rich and famous before I date him. I'd like to support myself rather than feeding off of a guy. I think it's really stereotypical to say that, because it's not true for everyone.
O really?

Care to buy me some lunch? We can discuss the matter in more detail...

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Hello stereotype, nice to meet you. a man doesnt need to be rich although a nice suit is good. i also know that a girl doesnt need a good ass to get a guy...its become quite apperantly that you have no idea what you're talking about and have never had a girlfriend, simply based on what you're implying.
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Old 10-09-2004, 07:37 PM   #13
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Hello stereotype, nice to meet you. a man doesnt need to be rich although a nice suit is good. i also know that a girl doesnt need a good ass to get a guy...its become quite apperantly that you have no idea what you're talking about and have never had a girlfriend, simply based on what you're implying.
*GASP*

Miss Paxy changed my sig!!

Ooh, I like a woman who knows what she wants and knows how to get it done. :Hail:

Although I would have prefered you to change that member thing...
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This is fixin' to get good!
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Hello stereotype, nice to meet you. a man doesnt need to be rich although a nice suit is good. i also know that a girl doesnt need a good ass to get a guy...its become quite apperantly that you have no idea what you're talking about and have never had a girlfriend, simply based on what you're implying.
it's fine if you disagree with him, but why not try acting like a grown up when reinforcing your point that you don't agree with his comment?
it's time to put the grown up pants on and act like you've some maturity.
you flaunt your KKW cyber powers day in and out. why not act accordingly?



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O really?

Care to buy me some lunch? We can discuss the matter in more detail...

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I'm already first on that list. You'll have to wait.
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Old 10-09-2004, 08:20 PM   #16
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I'm already first on that list. You'll have to wait.
Sorry boys. What the Ryan says is true. He's first in line for lunch and more.

Anyway...I know I posted before about girls not necessarily needing guys with alot of money...but I also want to say that I don't think guys always need girls with big asses. Guys like that are superficial and arrogant and I would NEVER date someone like that. Even if my ass was huge, I wouldn't. Girls who go around dating guys who only like them for the way their body looks are clearly insecure and probably kind of slutty. *Shrug* just my opinion.
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Old 10-09-2004, 08:22 PM   Senior Registered Member #17
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Sorry boys. What the Ryan says is true. He's first in line for lunch and more.

Anyway...I know I posted before about girls not necessarily needing guys with alot of money...but I also want to say that I don't think guys always need girls with big asses. Guys like that are superficial and arrogant and I would NEVER date someone like that. Even if my ass was huge, I wouldn't. Girls who go around dating guys who only like them for the way their body looks are clearly insecure and probably kind of slutty. *Shrug* just my opinion.

I actually find smaller butts to be more attractive. Then again, I also find smaller breasts to be more appealing as well (b to small c).
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well if you're talking Mary Kate Olson health, then beauty is NOT a sign of health.
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Old 10-09-2004, 10:20 PM   #19
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My Father's British Girlfriend came to the USA for the first time this year eager to play the new European Tourist Game: "Spot the Blob" in which European Tourists on road tips in the U.S. get points each time they spot an obese American...
Lmfao, that would be an interesting comeptition

anyway, I like a nice butt like the next person, and lets face it, if a person werent attractive, you wouldn't have the inkling to go and talk to them would you?
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what's that supposed to mean?
It means you're a good looking guy in a very heterosexual way.
You're the guy in a bar that makes me have to be really sharp and on top of my game if I'm to get any play whatsoever. Bastard!
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