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Old 23-06-2006, 04:32 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #1
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Silver Ring Thing

Does anyone else hate this with a vengeance?

For those who don't know:

The Silver Ring Thing

It just really pisses me off. Smacks of Christo-fascism, it's typical right-wing propoganda and worrying it's successfully braindwashing and indoctrinating people. It's remarkably like a cult.

This, however, is a very funny comeback from opponents of it.

Sex Is for Fags
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Old 23-06-2006, 05:19 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #2
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Looks more like a really slick money making operation.
Oh wait...you said cult.
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Old 23-06-2006, 05:23 PM   Senior Registered Member #3
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Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!"

Haha, that's awesome!
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Old 23-06-2006, 05:32 PM   #4
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SWEET! I've been looking for the next WWJD bracelet for a decade....turns out it's a ring. Even better!

I'm at work, and my company blocks Sex is for Fags! Either they hate sex, fags, or fagsex. I'm investigating....
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Old 23-06-2006, 06:19 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #5
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Check it out when you get home Cal. It'll crack you up.
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Old 23-06-2006, 06:42 PM   #6
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You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!
so uhm... does that mean they're promoting homosexuality for men??
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Old 23-06-2006, 06:45 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #7
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so uhm... does that mean they're promoting homosexuality for men??
No because sex is for fags. They're promoting homo-love for men. It's very different.
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Old 23-06-2006, 07:21 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #8
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SRT pissed me off when i was a christian, now it pisses me off even more.
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Old 23-06-2006, 08:11 PM   #9
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Ok, I went....

IRON HYMEN!! Holy crap that's good!!
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Old 23-06-2006, 10:26 PM   #10
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Bert F.: "My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims!"

Swordsman ought to get along fine with Bert...

Tim R.: "I hate fags. Dude, I mean, dudes who can't stop touching their wangs? DUDE.

... but not Tim. Stop grabbing your groinal giblets, dude. I thought you wanted to be a train engineer!



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Ok, I went....

IRON HYMEN!! Holy crap that's good!!
Heh. I particularly liked:

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To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises
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Old 24-06-2006, 03:07 AM   #12
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haha....for realz. These sites are amazing!
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Old 25-06-2006, 05:35 AM   Senior Registered Member #13
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Hahahah... "I can to grow up and be what I always wanted: a prison guard or a priest." HAHHAHAH.

I remember when Christina Aguilera supported the Silver Ring Thing on MTV. I was just used to MTV telling me to wear a condom and now they just loooove Jesus all of a sudden.
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Old 25-06-2006, 06:29 AM   #14
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Maybe zach think right.A traditional advice said if you had a premarital sex it had happend to your wife also.and you know that Iranian have strong prejudice on their wives for this reason they try to don't have premarital sex.JUST TRY.
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Maybe zach think right.A traditional advice said if you had a premarital sex it had happend to your wife also.and you know that Iranian have strong prejudice on their wives for this reason they try to don't have premarital sex.JUST TRY.
It's a spoof site fuckwit. Zach's a joke character. God you're a numbnut.

You're also incredibly bigoted. So basically it's ok for men to have premarital sex but not women? What's wrong with your wife having had sex with someone else before you? At least you know you're not crap in bed and she's not just stuck putting up with it because you're married now.
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Old 25-06-2006, 01:59 PM   #16
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I wouldn't expect YOU to understand, jackass!

A women's hymen is her husband's property and we have the right to do with it as we please. We can get rid of it, we can poke it with a stick, or we can just look at it from a distance. That's our perogative! If a woman isn't a virgin when we marry her, she's a harlot and worthy of a hearty stoning!
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Consider me told Cale. I never knew. Thank you.
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Old 26-06-2006, 02:12 AM   #18
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Consider me told Cale. I never knew. Thank you.
Think "Dowery."

Although most of the Iranians I know would never tell on their new wife. But I believe that might merely be because they are what is considered non-traditional.

Some of the Iranians still kill women who deceive their new husbands. "Different Strokes."
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It's a spoof site fuckwit. Zach's a joke character. God you're a numbnut.

You're also incredibly bigoted. So basically it's ok for men to have premarital sex but not women? What's wrong with your wife having had sex with someone else before you? At least you know you're not crap in bed and she's not just stuck putting up with it because you're married now.
You don't live here for this reason you can not criticize our traditions.and also i said people must not do this specially women.
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You don't live here for this reason you can not criticize our traditions.
Yes we can.
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