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Old 26-09-2004, 08:12 PM   #1
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Petting the Kitten...

Petting the Kitten...is a term a girl I once knew used to say she was going to go pleasure herself...

Guys have terms like "Choke the Chicken" or "One Fisted Mambo"

What are some of the cute terms you've heard for feminine self-love?
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Old 26-09-2004, 08:18 PM   Senior Registered Member #2
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One time I heard a teacher call it "Masturbation". That's silly.
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Old 26-09-2004, 09:54 PM   #3
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One time I heard a teacher call it "Masturbation". That's silly.
Ditto.
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Old 26-09-2004, 10:18 PM   #4
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"Flicking the bean" is used in this house .
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"beat the bludger," and "taming the dragon," are from a SNL skip, making fun of Harry Potter.
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Old 27-09-2004, 02:41 AM   #9
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Petting the Kitten...is a term a girl I once knew used to say she was going to go pleasure herself...

Guys have terms like "Choke the Chicken" or "One Fisted Mambo"

What are some of the cute terms you've heard for feminine self-love?
I'm waxing the carrot to your avatar. She's cute :icon_wink .
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Petting the one eyed trouser snake.
Plumbing checkup.
Locking the thread.
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