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Old 10-05-2006, 05:33 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #41
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so your date involves the most beautiful english girl and the most beautiful english car then?, fair enough.
I have impeccable taste.
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Old 11-05-2006, 03:47 AM   Senior Registered Member #42
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You are asking this on a keira knightley fan board with many males of course the answer is going to invovle miss knightley. I could do anything with her. As long as it includes sitting somewhere looking at the heavens or a long beutifull kiss. though a chance to save her with my swordsmanship would be great
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Old 11-05-2006, 04:59 AM   Senior Registered Member #43
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My fantasy date would involve a list of things...

1) Keira Knightley
2) Twelve condoms
3) Natalie Portman
4) A handful of drugs
5) Three bottles of KY jelly
6) This girl that always comes into my work every Saturday
7) A lot of Poland Spring bottled water (don't want to dehydrate)
8) A gaggle of pokemon that surround a large bed covered in rose pedals

Edit: Because seriously, it's a fantasy...who just lounges around and maybe shares a kiss or two in a FANTASY? Lameos. That's who.
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:27 AM   #44
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I pity those for whom sex is the only pleasure.
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:35 AM   Senior Registered Member #45
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I pity those for whom sex is the only pleasure.
I pity those who don't realize the pleasure of sex...

...with three women at once.


(This is funny because I am the most inexperienced sexual person on these boards.)
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:07 AM   Senior Registered Member #46
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(This is funny because I am the most inexperienced sexual person on these boards.)
not so good man
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Old 11-05-2006, 01:29 PM   #47
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indeed you do, although having a friend whos father has a Tvr Tuscan, i wouldnt recomend anyone buying one, as pretty and as fast as they are-all they ever do is break down.
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Old 11-05-2006, 04:31 PM   Senior Registered Member #48
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Yeah, I meant to say sexually inexperienced...which is something totally different from what I actually said. Oops. It was about three in the morning anyway.
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Old 11-05-2006, 11:11 PM   Senior Registered Member #49
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You're not going to have any Magic cards around that bed?!....yah know to keep the demons away.
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Old 11-05-2006, 11:31 PM   Senior Registered Member #50
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Oh shit, good point. Last thing I'd want is a Neblar Demon attacking me.
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Old 12-05-2006, 06:03 AM   #51
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hmmm.. my fantasy date!!

well. im fairly old fashioned and corny..so this is my fantasy date.

the other comes and picks me up in his/her car. we go out to a nice dinner where we talk, laugh, and etc. then we go to a movie that we can discuss afterward. then, after that we go to the park and chill at the swings. swing back and forth like little children and talk then too..and laugh of course. then kiss at the end of the date..at the park...none of that kissing at the door. but hell, if the end of the date calls for it..then why not. lol..

but my fantasy proposal is quite different and that's what i think about mostly. my fantasy proposal is on an exotic island, candle-lit dinner for two...proposal right on the beach during sunset..but when the sky is orange/pink.

im very specific.
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Ask another daft one....

That would be something that remained in my head and not posted for the public to see. Only one other person would ever find out, and that would only be if it came true.

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MY fantasy date is a nice trip to the morgue. Find a nice woman resurrect her with some Magic cards and a physics book. We go back to my place and eat some butter. Then we talk about Batman, and how much of a bitch Superman is, till the early mornin'. Then we start makin' some sweet zombie love and Dangermouse is playin' in the backround. Then we have some zombie robot kids! So uh...anyone else here into some sweet necrophilia.
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Old 18-08-2006, 09:46 AM   #54
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Keira Knightley of course. LOL.
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Thanks for bumping a 3 month old thread to tell us that. So insightful and original.
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Old 18-08-2006, 03:44 PM   #56
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LOL, yes it is. Yes it is.
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Old 18-08-2006, 03:45 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #57
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3 month bump might explain why Ice doesn't like you. It's a pet hate of his.

Mine too. In fact a lot of people don't like it. Old threads die naturally, let them RIP.
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Old 18-08-2006, 03:55 PM   Senior Registered Member #58
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in other news, hizzle's fantasy date includes a bulk jar of vaseline, the family dog, and some moist towelettes.
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I prefer cats. They tend to be moist and don't need the vaseline. They're also cleaner, hence less need for the towelettes. But near enough, I suppose.
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..enough already. haz stop provoking him.
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