I sound like a twat... - Page 3

Narg · 17-08-2004, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CFC

Ok people. I have a mic. What do I do to record my voice?

start / proigrams / accesories / entertainment / sound recorder / record with the big round button / file save as / upload the file / post.

CFC · 17-08-2004, 01:29 AM

thank you much

Mandy · 17-08-2004, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by acliff

Yeah that message to mandy was supposed to be a joke :P
If you run it through a bullshit scanner, you can detect a underlying layer of sarcasm buried in the nuances of the letters...

*gasp* Tell me it's not true!

deviljet88 · 17-08-2004, 08:43 AM

Oh my, you can see Mandy is totally heartbroken. Shame on yourself cliff :P *looks for his microphone*

acliff · 17-08-2004, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by deviljet88

Oh my, you can see Mandy is totally heartbroken. Shame on yourself cliff :P *looks for his microphone*

Go on Jet, mend her broken heart with the superglue of your luscious voice

Hazzle · 17-08-2004, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acliff

Go on Jet, mend her broken heart with the superglue of your luscious voice

I could mend her broken heart with my glue gun

Sorry...bad joke...so what's new?!

My voice will be put up when I can be so arsed...right now busy revising...Cliff thinks I sound like a posh twat...how ironic given how he sounds

acliff · 17-08-2004, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle

I could mend her broken heart with my glue gun

Sorry...bad joke...so what's new?!

My voice will be put up when I can be so arsed...right now busy revising...Cliff thinks I sound like a posh twat...how ironic given how he sounds

Not ironic considering you are a twat, and you have money

Whereas I have neither of those qualities.

Hazzle · 17-08-2004, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acliff

Not ironic considering you are a twat, and you have money

Whereas I have neither of those qualities.

I am a twat but I bet I still have less money than you, even with all your stuff...now my parents...different matter but it's not mine, is it?

I might BE a posh twat (although comfortably well off is not the same as posh...class is something bred, not paid for) but you certainly SOUND posher...suppose it's the area you live in...

deviljet88 · 18-08-2004, 07:49 AM

http://www.jetstrash.com/Isoundlikearetard.wav

... This mic makes me sound even worse... Thought it wasn't possible.

Richard · 18-08-2004, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deviljet88

http://www.jetstrash.com/Isoundlikearetard.wav

... This mic makes me sound even worse... Thought it wasn't possible.

It wasn't that bad, I on the other hand have the soft voice of doom. So there's no way in hell any of you will catch my voice. :err:

Hazzle · 18-08-2004, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard

It wasn't that bad, I on the other hand have the soft voice of doom. So there's no way in hell any of you will catch my voice. :err:

You can't say that and then hold out...CHEAT!

Mandy · 28-07-2008, 11:11 PM

LIVE, thread, LIIIVE!

http://www.zshare.net/audio/161510874a01bfaa/

Holy shit, this thread is almost 4 years old.

Mandy · 29-07-2008, 06:05 PM

You people are NO fun.

*crosses arms*

Joly · 29-07-2008, 08:34 PM

Nice accent Mandy - now try Geordie, or for something completely different - Somerset! XD

English accents FTW, no offence but American accents suck and you should use your English permanently.

Mandy · 29-07-2008, 08:40 PM

Apparently I sound Australian.

Joly · 29-07-2008, 10:56 PM

Lol, yeah I was gonna say that but thought I'd just get a slap in the face from an aussie disagreeing.

Mandy · 29-07-2008, 11:05 PM

Haha, I fail.

michael22 · 29-07-2008, 11:30 PM

No you don't, it was semi british at worst.

Also I would help this thread live for its humour but for two reasons.
1: My voice is the thing of nails on a chalkboard
2: I have no microfilm.......er, I mean microphone

Joly · 29-07-2008, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael22

No you don't, it was semi british at worst.

Hm, I think Hazzle's mentioned this before but there's no such thing as a 'british accent'.
Scottish, English, Welsh, Irish and even Northern Irish sound completely different.
I can't imagine anything worse for someone who's just learnt the English language to attempt a conversation with an old Glaswegian man.

michael22 · 29-07-2008, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Joly

I can't imagine anything worse for someone who's just learnt the English language to attempt a conversation with an old Glaswegian man.

Try having a conversation with a old, drunk, former SAS, Glaswegian.

17-08-2004, 01:29 AM	#42
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17-08-2004, 08:43 AM	#44
deviljet88 KKW Sex Therapist Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 2,814	Oh my, you can see Mandy is totally heartbroken. Shame on yourself cliff :P looks for his microphone

18-08-2004, 07:49 AM	#49
deviljet88 KKW Sex Therapist Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 2,814	http://www.jetstrash.com/Isoundlikearetard.wav ... This mic makes me sound even worse... Thought it wasn't possible.

29-07-2008, 06:05 PM	#53
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	You people are NO fun. crosses arms

29-07-2008, 08:34 PM	#54
Joly Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 181	Nice accent Mandy - now try Geordie, or for something completely different - Somerset! XD English accents FTW, no offence but American accents suck and you should use your English permanently.

29-07-2008, 08:40 PM	#55
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Apparently I sound Australian.

29-07-2008, 10:56 PM	#56
Joly Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 181	Lol, yeah I was gonna say that but thought I'd just get a slap in the face from an aussie disagreeing.

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Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Haha, I fail.

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