Introduce yourselves!!

[acliff]

I think its time for one of these threads again, in time for new members, and so that guests can see we're not all useless people (or good liars)

Format should loosely be as follows:

Name, Age, Sex, Location
A profile/summary of who you are (this could be fun)
Interests/Hobbies
An object/thing that describes you best and why
Your credit card number and pin
Obscure/fun facts about yourself, something memorable and mockable please

Or any format you like really. As long as you take part.
I expect every member, new and old to join in.

Someone else go first :P

[Hazzle]

Name: Haz. I go by no other. Even to peope I've met off here.

Sex: Not yet. And do these questions really have to be so personal?

Profile: Heh. Summarising me would take a while. I'd use the "C" word as that describes my entire personality to a "T" but I'm not allowed. Ironically enough that's the letter it ends with too, so I think you can figure out what word it is.

I'm crude (although not as crude in future), rude, arrogant, argumentative and just a general pain in the arse. I'm a real "comedian". Unlike Cliff I'm not even occassionally funny. I've been here three years in August and since, compared to most of you, I'm an old man, I'm very cynical and jaded. So take your optimism elsewhere.

Interests/Hobbies: Have to find some new ones now that "flaming the newbies" has been taken away from me. I think I might take up knitting. Or killing kittens.

Object that describes me best: Hard hat. Because I'm incredibly stubborn and hardheaded. If you get into a debate with me on here you'll soon discover that.

Obscure/fun facts about me: Don't really have any that I'd care to mention here. A fact I'm proud of though is the fact I'm the most banned member of KKW in its history.

(Don't say I never do anything for you Cliffeh )

[Ardnax]

Name: Alexandra but I'm mostly called Lexi around here
Age: 16, 17 in a few months

I'm a nerd that's how you best describe me. I tend to obsess over things for a very long time, it can be anything really. For example Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Sailor Moon. I read a lot and I watch movies a lot. My whole life revolves around the net so I have no real life. Well I do but it's not very exciting...

So yeah, my hobbies are reading, writing, movies, acting and drawing.

That's the very unexciting facts about the person that is me.

[keira89]

Name: Maria-Irene but everyone calls me Maria!
Age: 17
Location: hot greece and right now it's very hot outside!

I'm a relaxed person, but very stubborn and selfish! Oh and bad-tempered as well! I can be cruel when I want to! but usually I'm too bored to start a fight!

I like writing songs, burning things and doing some exercise.

Interesting facts: I've stolen something from a shop when I was 5! and then I've hit my head a lot of times but I'm still alive!

[Ranman]

Hi my name is Ranman and I insist that everyone
call me Ranman even members of my family. I'm male 25 yo
live on Long Island, New York. I use to work on ambulances
but now I'm a house bum. My only hobby
these days is sitting infront of my computer on
this website. It's my Birthday Saturday so I expect
presents from all of you. Girls 18 and over may send
naked photo's to me. My pants size is normally
32" but I've lost weight recently so I could use some
pants size 30" waist.Other things I could use are the
game W.O.W., A new car, A new scanner,
cool reading glasses, muse's new album, a video
of Hasselbrad getting flogged,porn i need new wanking
material and lots and lots of beer and Jack Daniels.

[deviljet88]

Name: Jet
Age: 16
Sex: Male
A profile/summary of who you are: Two main points for me right now are spending way too much time on the computer and being shy when with people socially, especially girls
Interests/Hobbies: Music, comp games, chat, sleeping late and then sleeping in even later
An object/thing that describes you best and why: A teddy bear. Can be used for comfort but then neglected the rest of the time.
Your credit card number and pin: Don't have a card sadly
Obscure/fun facts about yourself, something memorable and mockable please: Virgin

[kingdumbass]

Name: Drew
Age: 25
Occupation: Reporter for a radio station
Sign: Leo

[mehrdad368]

My name is mehrdad(male).others call me meathead.Ran choosed this name.17 years old.I'm Iranian.My religion is:Just helping people til u can.I had choose a name for it(B.M=Best Method)
Education:Prep.university.My hobbies are:Playing guitar with friends.Most of time playing Badminton and Volleyball.I'll have very hard exam next year called konkoor.(most difficult exam in my country)and i have 2 read about 15 hours a day.It's boring.really boring.

[Digital_Ice]

Originally Posted by Ranman

Other things I could use are the game W.O.W.

damn straight.

[hasselbrad]

a video of Hasselbrad getting flogged, porn i need new wanking material

I feel like you should at least buy me dinner or some flowers. :icon_err:

My name is Brad. I am male, but then the fact that Ranman wants to whoop it to a video of me being flogged should make that obvious. 34. I am divorced and have a daughter that will be nine in September. Wait...that's not a location. That would be Tampa, FL in the good ol' U S of A.
Golf and movies are my hobbies, but spending time with the aforementioned rugrat is my obsession. I see her every other weekend, if I'm lucky. She lives about 500 miles away.
A broken down, 1972 Chevy Nova that's missing a hubcap and the headliner. I don't think that really needs any more explanation.
4844 2...hey, wait a minute.
When I was in junior high school, I had the nickname "bowl" because of my haircut. One guy actually made a song up about to the tune of "Sussudio". Fun times.

[acliff]

My name is Cliff, 21, male and hail from London.
Although I think horoscopes and star signs are the devil's work, I appear to be the stereotypical Taurus child. Except for the working hard bit. I am generally pretty obsessive, have a stunningly one track mind (when I need it), which works hand in hand to get me what I want, when I want it. Most of the time.
I am exceptionally smart and talented to a fault, to the point where I sometimes wish I wasn't so goddamn marvellous. I've been told that my lax work ethic is a bad influence, and that I can be deeply manipulative.

Things I enjoy include Martial Arts, American television, computer games, self help books, photography, listening and playing music, looking stylish, hanging with friends, drinking, watching films, cooking, walking, experiencing new things and visiting new places, talking to strangers for their candy, sports in general and shopping.
4452904310234960 Mastercard Expiry Date: 04/08 Pin 8008

I'm like chocolate: smooth, sweet, seductive, but bad for you in the long run.
(how corny was that?)


When I was in Secondary school, some idiot starting trying to give me the new nickname 'roundhead' after a British History lesson. It was quite unfortunate for him that my head is not remotely round, and his head was shaped hilariously like an egg.
I can hold a handstand for 2 minutes and do a one armed pull up.

[runangl]

cara/19/f/so cal

basic description: i'm a college student, and i work too much at (most of the time) shitty low paying jobs. but i need the money

hobbies: i drum.

what object describes me: ipod: i'm a music freak thats always on the go, but i run out of batteries pretty fast, and crash every once in a while

Your credit card number and pin: ya, no.

obscure and embarrassing fact: i'm a total band nerd. shut up. i love playing my clarinet. other than that, right now i'd rather be skim boarding.

[acliff]

I like girls who play wind instruments.

They have purty mouths. Amongst other things.

[Hazzle]

What he means is would you play his clarinet for him?

[acliff]

Oh dear, I misread that as pearl and pissed myself into my pants.
Do you think it would be morally acceptable to edit the above post?

[Digital_Ice]

haaahaaa. i didnt get what you ment until i read it... and read pearl too. hreh.

[Pygmalion]

Name: Erin
Age: 19
Sex: Female
A profile/summary of who you are: I was once a humble Arts student, and now I've moved up in the world to University drop-out.
Interests/Hobbies: Beer, cigarettes, music and combining the three while in the bath.
An object/thing that describes you best and why: A pair of thongs/flip flops. They're comfortable and trendy but you wouldn't wear them somewhere nice.
Your credit card number and pin: You'll have to get that the old fashioned way: slip me a ruffie and go through my things while I'm unconscious.
Obscure/fun facts about yourself, something memorable and mockable please: I've sucked a penis before...gag-a-rama.

[GoPre]

Name: Anthony
Age: 16
Sex: Male

About me: I’m thinking I’m hot, I’m sexy, I’m naughty, I’m coy, I’m scared, I’m an asteroid hurtling to the center of the earth about to blow up, big time.

Interests/hobbies: Sleeping, running, working out, soccer, boating, history, music, gaming, etc..

Object that describes me: I have no idea. Maybe a rock, because I rock.

Closing comments: You're cute, lets be friends.

[runangl]

Originally Posted by GoPre

Interests/hobbies: Sleeping, running, working out, soccer, boating, history, music, gaming, etc..

soccer. you're obviously from the states. where abouts?

[Swordsman]

Nameam, sometimes go by Rudy
Age:15
Sex:Male
Profile:I avoid the sun, have poor social skills, so lazy i've lost 8lbs.
Hobbies:I go to a lot of shows, i'm not scene, but i have a fuck load of scene points. Play a lot of video games. I play the 'bone and bass. Not listening to my parents! OH, i'm punk as fuck!
Object that describes you: A lightning bolt...because those are punk as fuck.
Credit card number: I have goddamn 7 dollars on my card
Fun Fact: Like Runangl, i am also in band, but a high school band. My band can kick your bands ass, our tuba section is all grindcore kids that will spin kick the shit out of your liver.