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Old 23-06-2004, 09:40 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #1
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Exclamation KKW Career Opportunities

Well maybe not Career opportunities, but we're looking for some staff.

At the moment I require a handful of newswriters to locate and post Keira Knightley related news on the website frontpage (we lack solid news for the most part and like to talk about ourselves!).

Basically it would involved trawling the KKW Keira Boards and elsewhere for information which you would then rewrite in nice sensible prose, concisely broken down into digestible chunks for the front page.

I would like the website updated at least twice-weekly or better and require some people with a keen eye (Paul are you listening?) to assist in this matter.

You'll need excellent grammar and spelling, a sharp sense of humour and some basic HTML knowledge. Obviously a love of Keira Knightley is par for the course.

In return we can give you Officership on the forums and an enormous sense of wellbeing.

If this sounds like you and you'd like to help, reply to this thread in a suitably fancy manner and i'll be in touch.

Bazlington.

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Old 24-06-2004, 10:33 AM   #2
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Too bad for me I can't spell and have close to no free time, I am quiet the web ferret.
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Old 24-06-2004, 12:33 PM   Lifetme Service Award Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Retired Administrator #3
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As a last resort I'd be glad to knock some things together whenever its necessary, there are however members out there who would be far better than me so come on guys don't be shy.
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Old 24-06-2004, 02:58 PM   #4
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i know how to make an TV Commercial, but i dont know how to stalk keira...
All my info about Keira i get in here from others... and i am not excellent in grammar and spelling... so, more luck next time for me.
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Old 24-06-2004, 03:55 PM   First Class Member Officer #5
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I would say I'm good with Keira-related issues. I would also say I'm pretty good with standard English: grammar, spelling, etc. But I'm not so good with HTML.
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Old 24-06-2004, 03:57 PM   Lifetme Service Award Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Retired Administrator #6
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I would say I'm good with Keira-related issues. I would also say I'm pretty good with standard English: grammar, spelling, etc. But I'm not so good with HTML.
but you also have no funny
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Old 24-06-2004, 04:01 PM   First Class Member Officer #7
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but you also have no funny
Thats true, I guess I'm out then.
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You cretin, of course she has funny.
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leave her teeth alone
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Old 24-06-2004, 04:15 PM   Officer #10
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I have experience with html, php, dreamweaver, fireworks...
but my grammar and spelling are bad.
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Old 24-06-2004, 04:19 PM   Lifetme Service Award Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Retired Administrator #11
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Ho ho, you made me laugh. You win this round.
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Old 24-06-2004, 04:44 PM   First Class Member Officer #12
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Teeth? I'm confused.
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Nevermind darling. Now back to the hunting...
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Old 24-06-2004, 05:22 PM   First Class Member Officer #14
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I'm upset now. I want to know why you're taking the piss out of me.
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May I pretty please have my title back?
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Old 24-06-2004, 09:49 PM   Lifetme Service Award Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Retired Administrator #16
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I'm upset now. I want to know why you're taking the piss out of me.
We weren't Sarah, don't worry
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Old 24-06-2004, 09:53 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #17
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May I pretty please have my title back?
lmao. How random. This has officially become the new "Post your shite!!!!111one" thread
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Lets cut the spam people, you should know better than that. No spamming in retaliation to spamming either :/

Bazzle, if I get fed information, I can come up with news. And on occasion I'm known to make a mildly humorous comment or observation. (yearbook captions). Anything to get the website moving smoothly.
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I'd personally second Cliffeh's application as he truly DOES have the funny...but I wouldn't mind doing it myself...I'm not too hot to trot on the news (but it's easily sorted...I do love researching stuff)

And whilst I'm not as funny as Cliff (well, I am if we include looks <gives Poggs an evil look for dissing his beloved Sarah) I have been known to make the odd funny comment at rare moments...about as often as Halley's Comet completes an orbit

I'll give it a go if you want...I can write for England (we all know that )...and I happen to think I have a decent enough way with words...I'll have to learn to be succint, but I'm willing to give it a fair go
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Old 25-06-2004, 09:34 AM   Senior Registered Member #20
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I second cliff as well just because he's funnier than apoggy Wish I could vote for someonelse but there isn't enough humourous people around here
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