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Old 22-08-2004, 08:54 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #41
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Yes yes, virgin...what of it?

Ryan...don't spam...your little spat with Cliff can take place in PMs or...here's a thought...the pair of you could grow up.

My best sexual experience...does sex with kiddies count?
I am astounded by the hypocrisy. You go off about how posting bullshit in the pursuit of funny which is off topic, and then you go about talking about having sex with kiddies. Whereas that might be funny to you, I find it amusing that its in the same post as a moderating comment.
Grow up eh? Says the guy who's bitter about being banned for 3 days....
If you want to read more of my thoughts, check the officers board. As little spats should be kept private hmm?
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Old 22-08-2004, 06:29 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #42
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[quote=acliff]I am astounded by the hypocrisy. You go off about how posting bullshit in the pursuit of funny which is off topic, and then you go about talking about having sex with kiddies.[quote]

Which was an attempt to get it back on topic. Note the "My best sexual experience" remark before it...

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Grow up eh? Says the guy who's bitter about being banned for 3 days....
Bitter? Pffft...I've been banned for longer than three days before...and as I told Poggs I didn't really give a shit about being banned.

I moderated the thread as I felt it should be...I treated Ryan according to the rules, and according the procedure followed by Apoggy with regards to myself...y'know...uniformity in applying the rules?

Back on topic...what can I say? Haven't had any sexual experiences, and my attempt to joke about it was just brutalised by a bitter Cliffeh...oh well...
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Old 23-08-2004, 05:46 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #43
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All I'll say is it involved a broken bed, a mild concussion and several stitches in the back of my head.
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All I'll say is it involved a broken bed, a mild concussion and several stitches in the back of my head.
Right. Sorry about that.
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Old 25-08-2004, 06:50 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #45
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Old 07-09-2004, 10:38 PM   Senior Registered Member #46
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update:
this weekend made for the best sex ever...
and i've got the marks all over my body to prove it.


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Not that your bragging about being into animal sex
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Old 08-09-2004, 12:25 AM   Senior Registered Member #48
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bestiality is a crime ryan
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Old 08-09-2004, 01:19 AM   Senior Registered Member #49
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Not that your bragging about being into animal sex
if by that you mean she was an animal in bed, then yes.

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bestiality is a crime ryan
it was consensual.

apoggy edit: dont double post you bitch
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Old 08-09-2004, 01:55 AM   #50
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Yeah congrats Ryan!

I wish my bf didn't live 3000 miles away and I could sex him up alot more.
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Old 08-09-2004, 01:56 AM   Senior Registered Member #51
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WOO HOO!!! Way to go there, ryan!!!
Congrats!!!

Thanks for updating us...make sure you always practice safe sex - unless you WANT to die or have someone calling you "Dad".

Good Luck in Love Hon!!!
I wouldn't exactly call it 'love', but alright.
and it certainly wasn't safe sex
if both parties are clean (and birth control is in use), i see no need to practice 'safe' sex when it's already safe.


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Yeah congrats Ryan!

I wish my bf didn't live 3000 miles away and I could sex him up alot more.
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Old 08-09-2004, 02:26 AM   Senior Registered Member #52
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how many times did she "really" come ryan.
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Old 08-09-2004, 02:33 AM   Senior Registered Member #53
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how many times did she "really" come ryan.
plenty. no faking. i felt them all.
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Old 08-09-2004, 02:39 AM   Senior Registered Member #54
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and youre sure you havent confused watching soft core porn with a relationship?
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No, he felt them because he finished her off with his hand after spurting so quick
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Old 08-09-2004, 02:44 AM   Senior Registered Member #56
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shes obviously been doing her keigel exercises
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Old 08-09-2004, 03:57 AM   Senior Registered Member #57
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No, he felt them because he finished her off with his hand after spurting so quick
sorry ap, i don't have the same problem you do.
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Classic comeback, you should be ever so proud of yourself dear ryan.
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Old 08-09-2004, 12:44 PM   Senior Registered Member #59
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Classic comeback, you should be ever so proud of yourself dear ryan.
proud that I have sexual endurance unlike yourself, yes.
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what was best

The frist time

Openned my eyes to another world

It wasnt very good for her

but what are you gonna do, thats life
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