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Old 08-08-2004, 01:17 AM   Senior Registered Member #21
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Your shitting me right?

yes, lol. Im still a virgin, was just fkn about with the guys on IRC lol...
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Old 18-08-2004, 01:17 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Officer #22
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When I was in college I worked in a restaurant that had a huge walk-in freezer for the meat and one of the waiters that I'd been flirting with for months (his name was/is John) thought he was calling my bluff but I called his and we went at it in the freezer and it was UN-FUCKING BELIEVABLE. The combination of the cold and our body heat as well as the physical attraction we had for one another made that experience unbeatable in terms of sheer eroticism and satisfaction that I'll never forget.
How unsanitary.
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Old 18-08-2004, 10:40 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #23
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How unsanitary.
And cold. Errr...surely the cold would've caused shrinkage? Not so good
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Old 19-08-2004, 07:29 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #24
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When I was in college I worked in a restaurant that had a huge walk-in freezer for the meat and one of the waiters that I'd been flirting with for months (his name was/is John) thought he was calling my bluff but I called his and we went at it in the freezer and it was UN-FUCKING BELIEVABLE. The combination of the cold and our body heat as well as the physical attraction we had for one another made that experience unbeatable in terms of sheer eroticism and satisfaction that I'll never forget.
Somebody's ass didn't freeze to any thing did it?
Gee, and I thought my friends who used to smoke pot in the freezer at the TCBY were crazy.
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Old 20-08-2004, 12:50 PM   #25
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i met this girl at a club and she led me to a dock. people were constantly walking bye above and at an angle, but we were still pretty visable.

it made it really cool cause i thought we would get caught. plus someone threw crumpled up dollar at us.

i think she's been there before. hmm?
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Old 20-08-2004, 01:53 PM   Senior Registered Member #26
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i used to be conceded, but i found out that was a flaw and well, i don't have any of those.
do you mean conceited? or is that part of the hillarious joke your signature is?
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Old 20-08-2004, 06:23 PM   #27
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Hmm...best sex I ever had.

I guess it would be the time after prom. I had dated this guy Jake on and off throughout the years (coincidentaly I'm dating him again now) but we hadn't spoken in awhile due to a really bad breakup.

I ended up dancing with him at prom even though he wasn't my date (I had just ended up going with a good guy friend, so it wasn't a big deal) because I was thinking, "Whatever, I'm leaving for college soon, so fuck it, I'll dance with him."

We ended up leaving together and going to his house. We wanted to go swimming but of course I had a dress on, and no bathing suit, so I ended up just going in my bra and undies...and in the pool we were joking around and pushing each other and we ended up in a full on grope fest in there.

Then we went inside and had some serious sex. It just felt so good to be with him again...I mean, the sex itself wasn't anything out of the ordinary...but things felt so perfect and right in his arms, you know?

So yep, there you have it.
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Old 20-08-2004, 07:01 PM   Senior Registered Member #28
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i think i'll keep the specifics of it to myself.
t'was an incredible experience, though.
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A record breaking number of pies was it Ryan?
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Old 20-08-2004, 07:21 PM   Senior Registered Member #30
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Old 20-08-2004, 07:26 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #31
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You and your sweet, warm all-american apple pies :P
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Old 21-08-2004, 01:04 AM   Senior Registered Member #32
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Your sterling sense of humour and eloquence astounds me once again.
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Old 21-08-2004, 08:29 AM   #34
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Old 21-08-2004, 02:33 PM   Senior Registered Member #35
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Your sterling sense of humour and eloquence astounds me once again.
it wasn't meant to be humorous or contain any eloquence. i'm just telling it how it is.
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Are you still waiting for it!!! It is good to set goals for yourself.
Yes yes, virgin...what of it?

Ryan...don't spam...your little spat with Cliff can take place in PMs or...here's a thought...the pair of you could grow up.

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Old 22-08-2004, 02:08 AM   Senior Registered Member #37
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actually haz, cliff started it.
you may want to lecture him, too.

as a side note, yes, i know its in the rules not to spam, but i really don't see what the big deal is. it's not like the KKW forums are so large that a few extra unrealted posts every so often are going to make traffic and database size go through the roof.
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actually haz, cliff started it.
you may want to lecture him, too.

as a side note, yes, i know its in the rules not to spam, but i really don't see what the big deal is. it's not like the KKW forums are so large that a few extra unrealted posts every so often are going to make traffic and database size go through the roof.
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I don't care who started it. I'm telling you both to stop it...and yes, Cliff has a habit of doing that...but when I was on your end I got banned for spamming...so count yourself lucky...stop...now...this is your first warning.

As to your sidenote...minor spam in the pursuit of funny is one thing, and that's where Cliff's initial spam is possible tolerable (although I dispute the humour of it) but yours is just continuing a fight...stop it...KKW forums may be large but they're not a playground for your little childish spats...

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You suck at the funny.
Whereas you just suck at sucking...so I've been reliably informed...now shush and get back down there, eh missy?
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Old 22-08-2004, 04:00 AM   Senior Registered Member #39
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I'm an idiot...please ban me.
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I'm an idiot...please ban me.
Alrighty chief...as per your request...you've got 3 days to think about what you did wrong...BANNED.
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