A Public Service Announcement: Ask Duckula 2

duckula · 05-05-2006, 12:55 AM

You are the problem.

Mandy · 05-05-2006, 01:00 AM

Duckula, why are there so many gay people in Canada?

Ranman · 05-05-2006, 01:03 AM

Do gay canadians have sex with the moose?

duckula · 05-05-2006, 01:22 AM

The gays have flocked to Canada because of the delightful rainbows to be found in Quebec. Information on gay/moose relations is hard to come across in the current climate of fear but I think I speak for everyone hear when I say 'fear the hills, they aren't marshmallow'.

Leonie · 05-05-2006, 06:17 AM

Duckula, who abolished Spring and came up with the ludicrous idea of going from 8 to 25 degrees within one week?

Mandy · 08-05-2006, 07:42 AM

Duckula, why do penguins have wings if they can't fly?

Ranman · 08-05-2006, 11:54 AM

If penguins can't fly, how do they travel between the poles?

duckula · 08-05-2006, 12:49 PM

On boats. Jet boats.

duckula · 08-05-2006, 12:49 PM

And the wings are for dance routines, they would look silly dancing without wings, that much is clear.

Leonie · 08-05-2006, 02:27 PM

What is the charming way of getting rid of a druggie/homeless person who's stuck to the student house across the street and refuses to leave even when the police ask him nicely?

BrunoJA · 08-05-2006, 02:35 PM

Gun...

Mandy · 08-05-2006, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrunoJA

Gun...

Clearly you don't know the rules of "Ask Duckula." No one is worthy enough to answer questions other than duckula, of course.

BrunoJA · 08-05-2006, 02:42 PM

Rules are for the weak.

Mandy · 08-05-2006, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrunoJA

Rules are for the weak.

So then this thread is not for you. Run along.

Ranman · 08-05-2006, 03:34 PM

Is it wrong to throw rotten eggs at the homeless?

How about BrunoJA,?

Foeni · 08-05-2006, 08:44 PM

Duckula, what's wrong with Ranman?

duckula · 08-05-2006, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonie

What is the charming way of getting rid of a druggie/homeless person who's stuck to the student house across the street and refuses to leave even when the police ask him nicely?

Throw buckets of piss on him.

duckula · 08-05-2006, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrunoJA

Gun...

You've not played knifey-spooney before, have you?

duckula · 08-05-2006, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman

Is it wrong to throw rotten eggs at the homeless?

How about BrunoJA,?

Of course it's not wrong, they're homeless (or on their way to being so in Bruno's case), they don't have rights. If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a hobo.

duckula · 08-05-2006, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foeni

Duckula, what's wrong with Ranman?

Nothing a good shoeing can't fix.

05-05-2006, 12:55 AM	#1
duckula Nobler in the mind. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,214	A Public Service Announcement: Ask Duckula 2 You are the problem.

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Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	Duckula, who abolished Spring and came up with the ludicrous idea of going from 8 to 25 degrees within one week? __________________

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Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	What is the charming way of getting rid of a druggie/homeless person who's stuck to the student house across the street and refuses to leave even when the police ask him nicely? __________________

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BrunoJA Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cranium Posts: 279	Rules are for the weak. __________________ It ain't easy to swallow, it sticks in the throat, She gave her heart to the man In the long black coat.

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Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	Duckula, what's wrong with Ranman? __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

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Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Duckula, why are there so many gay people in Canada?

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Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Do gay canadians have sex with the moose?

05-05-2006, 01:22 AM	#4
duckula Nobler in the mind. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,214	The gays have flocked to Canada because of the delightful rainbows to be found in Quebec. Information on gay/moose relations is hard to come across in the current climate of fear but I think I speak for everyone hear when I say 'fear the hills, they aren't marshmallow'.

08-05-2006, 07:42 AM	#6
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Duckula, why do penguins have wings if they can't fly?

08-05-2006, 11:54 AM	#7
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	If penguins can't fly, how do they travel between the poles?

08-05-2006, 12:49 PM	#8
duckula Nobler in the mind. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,214	On boats. Jet boats.

08-05-2006, 02:35 PM	#11
BrunoJA Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cranium Posts: 279	Gun...

08-05-2006, 03:34 PM	#15
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Is it wrong to throw rotten eggs at the homeless? How about BrunoJA,?

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