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Old 05-05-2006, 12:55 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #1
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:00 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #2
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Duckula, why are there so many gay people in Canada?
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Do gay canadians have sex with the moose?
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:22 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #4
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The gays have flocked to Canada because of the delightful rainbows to be found in Quebec. Information on gay/moose relations is hard to come across in the current climate of fear but I think I speak for everyone hear when I say 'fear the hills, they aren't marshmallow'.
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Duckula, who abolished Spring and came up with the ludicrous idea of going from 8 to 25 degrees within one week?
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Old 08-05-2006, 07:42 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #6
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Duckula, why do penguins have wings if they can't fly?
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:54 AM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #7
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If penguins can't fly, how do they travel between the poles?
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:49 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #8
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On boats. Jet boats.
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:49 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #9
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And the wings are for dance routines, they would look silly dancing without wings, that much is clear.
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What is the charming way of getting rid of a druggie/homeless person who's stuck to the student house across the street and refuses to leave even when the police ask him nicely?
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:38 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #12
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Clearly you don't know the rules of "Ask Duckula." No one is worthy enough to answer questions other than duckula, of course.
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:42 PM   #13
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So then this thread is not for you. Run along.
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Is it wrong to throw rotten eggs at the homeless?

How about BrunoJA,?
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Duckula, what's wrong with Ranman?
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:49 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #17
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What is the charming way of getting rid of a druggie/homeless person who's stuck to the student house across the street and refuses to leave even when the police ask him nicely?
Throw buckets of piss on him.
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:50 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #18
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:51 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #19
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Is it wrong to throw rotten eggs at the homeless?

How about BrunoJA,?
Of course it's not wrong, they're homeless (or on their way to being so in Bruno's case), they don't have rights. If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a hobo.
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:52 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #20
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Duckula, what's wrong with Ranman?
Nothing a good shoeing can't fix.
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