Quote Of The Day

Digital_Ice · 31-05-2007, 06:14 AM

Yep, another brainchild of the random insomniac that is teh Ice.

Simple premise. Share an insightful, funny, monivational crude or just downright random quote. easy huh?

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat
it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks' notice. There should beseverance pay, and
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger

rani · 31-05-2007, 06:25 AM

for me it is a vocation. full time job is only good for an average of 8-12 hours per day. beyaond eight there are extra pay.

relationship is 24/7 and need not to be compensated and has no retirement. i am no prostitute to ask for payment for my affection...,etc.

Digital_Ice · 31-05-2007, 06:34 AM

i think you missed the point of the thread.

Mandy · 31-05-2007, 06:51 AM

Hahaha I've been laughing my ass off around here a lot lately. I love n00bs!

Here's a classic:

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life."

Timmy · 31-05-2007, 09:04 AM

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Leonie · 31-05-2007, 10:13 AM

From the beautiful Jane Austen:

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.

hasselbrad · 31-05-2007, 12:50 PM

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

Lenny Bruce

AureaMediocritas · 31-05-2007, 02:44 PM

One of my all-time favorites :
(WW II talk)
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Meier!"

(Meier being one of the most used family names in Germany).

Porcelain_Doll · 31-05-2007, 05:59 PM

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. "

I heart Voltaire!

jessmutch · 31-05-2007, 08:41 PM

a contradictory version of opinion.

"Better to stay quiet and let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

Cirindius · 01-06-2007, 12:25 AM

The only safe ship in a storm is leadership.

candy_apple · 01-06-2007, 12:29 AM

"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys, monkey".

Lol.

Cirindius · 01-06-2007, 07:41 AM

- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
- Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm

michael22 · 01-06-2007, 01:48 PM

Light travells faster than sound that is why people appear bright before they speak.

I am kind of like seven eleven not always doing buisness but I am always open.

Surprize · 01-06-2007, 02:07 PM

It's short and not everyone can understand it or like it but for me it's of great and particular importance.

Deserve the victory.
(Terry Goodkind)

Digital_Ice · 04-06-2007, 06:30 PM

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

Hazzle · 04-06-2007, 06:36 PM

Was always partial to:

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today/tomorrow (opinion is divided over the EXACT quote).

It's incredibly ironic that it was said by James Dean who died young.

MishanyaMSKK · 04-06-2007, 06:44 PM

"May the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."
©George Jung(Johnny Depp), "Blow" 2001.

hasselbrad · 04-06-2007, 09:37 PM

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown

Fiirdraak · 04-06-2007, 10:35 PM

Hmm... okay...

"The one who knows that he doesn't know anything, knows more than the one who doesn't know that he doesn't know anything."

"If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"

31-05-2007, 06:14 AM	#1
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	Quote Of The Day Yep, another brainchild of the random insomniac that is teh Ice. Simple premise. Share an insightful, funny, monivational crude or just downright random quote. easy huh? "Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should beseverance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

31-05-2007, 06:34 AM	#3
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	i think you missed the point of the thread. __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

31-05-2007, 09:04 AM	#5
Timmy Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 106	There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. __________________ You don't stop playing cous your grow old, You grow old cous you stop playing

31-05-2007, 10:13 AM	#6
Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	From the beautiful Jane Austen: I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them. __________________

31-05-2007, 12:50 PM	#7
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. Lenny Bruce __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

31-05-2007, 06:25 AM	#2
rani Lover of Socialists Join Date: May 2007 Location: Philippines Posts: 108	for me it is a vocation. full time job is only good for an average of 8-12 hours per day. beyaond eight there are extra pay. relationship is 24/7 and need not to be compensated and has no retirement. i am no prostitute to ask for payment for my affection...,etc.

31-05-2007, 06:51 AM	#4
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Hahaha I've been laughing my ass off around here a lot lately. I love n00bs! Here's a classic: "Today is the first day of the rest of your life."

31-05-2007, 02:44 PM	#8
AureaMediocritas Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Paris 15 (yeehaa) Posts: 319	One of my all-time favorites : (WW II talk) "The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Meier!" (Meier being one of the most used family names in Germany). __________________ "I can't tell you how happy I was when that bullet finally went through that bloke's head." Sir Ian Kershaw on finishing Hitler : Nemesis 1936-1945

31-05-2007, 05:59 PM	#9
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. " I heart Voltaire! __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

31-05-2007, 08:41 PM	#10
jessmutch Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: England Posts: 77	a contradictory version of opinion. "Better to stay quiet and let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

01-06-2007, 12:25 AM	#11
Cirindius Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In your heart, darling. Posts: 47	The only safe ship in a storm is leadership.

01-06-2007, 12:29 AM	#12
candy_apple Newcomer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Thats for me to know, lol. Posts: 21	"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys, monkey". Lol. __________________ Sexy is as sexy wants. :fencing:

01-06-2007, 07:41 AM	#13
Cirindius Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In your heart, darling. Posts: 47	- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent - Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm __________________ - Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. - The only safe ship in a storm is leadership. - Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Obsession with technology and the open seas

01-06-2007, 01:48 PM	#14
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	Light travells faster than sound that is why people appear bright before they speak. I am kind of like seven eleven not always doing buisness but I am always open. __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh

01-06-2007, 02:07 PM	#15
Surprize Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: in your dreams Posts: 519	It's short and not everyone can understand it or like it but for me it's of great and particular importance. Deserve the victory. (Terry Goodkind)

04-06-2007, 06:30 PM	#16
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good. __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

04-06-2007, 06:36 PM	#17
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Was always partial to: Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today/tomorrow (opinion is divided over the EXACT quote). It's incredibly ironic that it was said by James Dean who died young.

04-06-2007, 06:44 PM	#18
MishanyaMSKK Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Moscow, RUSSIA! Posts: 87	*"May the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."* ©George Jung(Johnny Depp), "Blow" 2001.

04-06-2007, 09:37 PM	#19
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

04-06-2007, 10:35 PM	#20
Fiirdraak Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Onboard the Black Pearl Posts: 53	Hmm... okay... "The one who knows that he doesn't know anything, knows more than the one who doesn't know that he doesn't know anything." "If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?" __________________ Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -- William Faulkner

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