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Old 29-01-2008, 08:27 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #1
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It should be legal to kill someone if they...

...play their fucking music so loud that it rattles shit on your desk...in your office...two hundred yards away from their car.

What other offenses should carry a death sentence?
I bet PD says posting spoilers for movies that have yet to open in Uruguay.
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What other offenses should carry a death sentence?
....pissing me off.

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Killing and raping. You take a life, be it in the physical or psychological sense, you lose a life. Simple.

As for a more light hearted reply, I'd say walking around in a teeny tiny towel only when you are rather large should carry that penalty. I am way more familiar with the nooks and crannies of one of my housemates than I'd like to be.
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Killing and raping. You take a life, be it in the physical or psychological sense, you lose a life. Simple.

As for a more light hearted reply, I'd say walking around in a teeny tiny towel only when you are rather large should carry that penalty. I am way more familiar with the nooks and crannies of one of my housemates than I'd like to be.
***shivers***
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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There is a reason I've been losing so much weight living here - the one you just mentioned, and the fact that I can race up two flights of stairs in .05 of a second when she comes walking out of the bathroom in that state of undress.
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Simple remedy to that situation. Tell her she is a disgusting fatbody for whom displaying her naked self is considered a war crime by the Hague. Or point and call her 'fatty, fatty boom boom'. Both work.
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...play their fucking music so loud that it rattles shit on your desk...in your office...two hundred yards away from their car.

What other offenses should carry a death sentence?
I bet PD says posting spoilers for movies that have yet to open in Uruguay.
this should be upped to torture then death if the music involved is anything by Kanye West.
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this should be upped to torture then death if the music involved is anything by Kanye West.
Those listening to Birdman or any of his similarly mush mouthed Cash Money Crew brethren shall be drawn and quartered...and then each of those quarters, drawn and quartered again. The process shall be repeated until they are stew meat.
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What other offenses should carry a death sentence?
I bet PD says posting spoilers for movies that have yet to open in Uruguay.
hreh, not quite for this one, since I've read the book, but you are right. Spoilers are voodoo provokers.

I could turn this thread into a "oh what the hell, just kill everybody and get over with it" thread, so maybe I should refrain from comments.

I wouldn't mind killing off stalkers, though. "Innocent" types, such as that kid in your class who always used to chase you around the playground or the real I-want-some-of-your-clothes-to-smell type. They make me shudder.
Posers, copycats with no imagination that simply drive you insane by trying to be somebody else (and failing), show-offs, ignorant people who have no interest in gaining knowledge whatsoever and still insist they are right even when it has been proven to them over and over that they are not, racists, the "I'm a jerk and I'm glad of it, here, let me show you just how annoying I can be" types, etc.

(I told you I would turn this thread into a "kill them all" one...Haz'd be proud)
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It should be legal to kill someone if they...

...insist on using fresh hot water for every pan, fork or plate they are washing while you're in the shower, so the hot water cuts out every four seconds.

It should be even more legal to kill someone if they just plain refuse to quit it. Selfish bitch.

But then, anyone whose desktop wallpaper is blue with a centred picture of herself must be mentally unstable. Especially since I wouldn't want to look at that mug if you paid me. Maybe it's the ultimate anti-procrastination tool.
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Telemarketers.
It should be legal to at least hurt them really bad.
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Old 22-02-2008, 03:47 PM   Lifetme Service Award Officer #12
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No no no - pick up, tell them, "hang on, I think my child just hurt himself, could you hold on for just a second?" and walk away.

Go do your laundry. Read a book. Play Yahtzee.
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These are the "may I speak to the owner?" variety. I say no and hang up. I do get nasty on occasion.
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... block intersections and tie up traffic.
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...if they do not eat vegetables...

...if they do not exercise regularly...

...if they do not give their cars some rest from consuming fuel...at two days per week...

...if they do not reuse reusable things...

...if they stop....loving keira....
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... if they don't have a sense of humor.
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Old 06-05-2008, 02:37 PM   #18
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...if they do not eat vegetables...

...if they do not exercise regularly...

...if they do not give their cars some rest from consuming fuel...at two days per week...

...if they do not reuse reusable things...

...if they stop....loving keira....
Oops, according to this list, I should be killed, exept for the last item, I do love Keira
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...if they do not eat vegetables...

...if they do not exercise regularly...

...if they do not give their cars some rest from consuming fuel...at two days per week...

...if they do not reuse reusable things...

...if they stop....loving keira....
I think your a fattie
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Old 19-05-2008, 02:54 PM   #20
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...if they do not eat vegetables...

QFMFT

(I've always wanted to use that since I found out what it meant) =P
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