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Old 01-10-2007, 06:42 PM   Senior Registered Member #21
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I like how this Heather girl thinks she can get a job with a magazine company in NY right out of high school.

"What's that? You have no experience in the field and you just graduated high school? Get that sweet ass over here right now!"
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Old 02-10-2007, 12:21 AM   Senior Registered Member #22
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And yes Mandy, I actually do like Banana Breakfast. Which is surprising as I don't like anyone.
I've a hard time liking people too. Shame Allah picked such a tempting name for Sculpters/Voodooers....'cause he hates me, don't you? you don't like teenage Jews who argue back.
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I like how this Heather girl thinks she can get a job with a magazine company in NY right out of high school.
Funnily enough she might. I know someone who got a job at a modelling agency (not as a model) with only a year of college in which I don't she even did that well. The job was initially a summer internship-type deal but she impressed enough to get offered the gig permanently and has no plans to go back to college. Who you know matters more than what you know.

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I've a hard time liking people too. Shame Allah picked such a tempting name for Sculpters/Voodooers....'cause he hates me, don't you? you don't like teenage Jews who argue back.
If I didn't like teenage Jews who argue back I wouldn't like you . And no, I don't hate you. Yet.
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:21 PM   Senior Registered Member #24
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If I didn't like teenage Jews who argue back I wouldn't like you . And no, I don't hate you. Yet.
gee, thanks...

I wasn't kidding, Allah doesn't seem to like me, though I haven't lost much sleep over it...if I did so for every person who didn't like me I'd be a chronic insomniac.
Apparently he considers my religion pure bigotry and I'm really silly for not listening to him, 'cause people like him are usually, quote: "quite sharp".
Yeah, we didn't get off on the right foot, but he's fun to read.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:46 PM   #25
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Hi, Betty. We may not get along, but (a) I don't think your religion is bigotry, I just think it's a waste of time, like all religions. If I'm wrong, I'll see you all in hell. And (b) I think you're really cute, if that helps.

Oh, and for the record, I don't think I ever came out and told you I thought your religion was stupid. It's just not my style to do that, unprovoked.

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Old 03-10-2007, 02:42 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #26
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PD, it's honestly not possible for anyone not to like you.
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Old 03-10-2007, 02:58 AM   #27
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No, I think I even used the words "I don't like you."

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Old 03-10-2007, 03:11 AM   #29
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I certainly have no illwill. I don't even remember for sure what we were fighting about. I think it was whether or not I was Jewish.
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If I'm wrong, I'll see you all in hell.
just to be a pedant... i'd like to point out, if you are infact wrong, and hers is the one true religion... surely she'd go to heaven?
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Old 03-10-2007, 06:33 AM   #31
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Even if there is a God, there are still like 10,000 religions. So there only like a 1:10,000 shot, assuming there's a God, that religious people aren't just pissing him off more than I am.

Plus, seemingly, in most religions, belief isn't enough. Most people are still going to hell. I'll save you a seat at the cool kids' table, though.
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Old 03-10-2007, 11:37 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #32
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Even if there is a God, there are still like 10,000 religions. So there only like a 1:10,000 shot, assuming there's a God, that religious people aren't just pissing him off more than I am.

Plus, seemingly, in most religions, belief isn't enough. Most people are still going to hell. I'll save you a seat at the cool kids' table, though.
It's like someone took the thoughts right out of my head and put them onto a post but put BB's name on them. BB's gone from being liked to being loved...next thing you know I'll be giving him the sort of bum-loving that's so far been reserved for Ice. You may want to invest in some good vaseline.

PD: Just to be a pedant (heh, when aren't I?) it's chronic insomniac but I agree with you, I don't give a rat's who doesn't like me because the list's just too long. Sometimes I swear the only people who DO like me are those related to me and they really have no choice in the matter. I'm amazed there is someone in the world who doesn't like you, though, because like Mandy I swore that was impossible. But it seems we were wrong. Hey, at least he said you were cute . That's never a bad thing.

I propose that dislikes/rivalries etc formed on NP.com be buried on KKW. It's a new beginning, treat it as such, who knows, the two of you may even get along in a new environment. Or not.
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Old 03-10-2007, 01:54 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #33
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Jesus, Haz. Why don't you give him a gaping hole already? (Assuming he doesn't already have one.)
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I know...instead of KKW it could be BBW. Oh, wait...eww.
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Jesus, Haz. Why don't you give him a gaping hole already? (Assuming he doesn't already have one.)
I think he may be out of my league. I'll eat ice-cream and cry about it instead.

(As it happens I actually did agree with the point about religion, it's one I've made myself before).
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hm, do I really come off as that nice over the internet? Weird.

If I had logged in earlier I could've answered, but I was busy doing important things I can't remember. First of all, Judaism doesn't believe in Hell. But I'm not sure where I stand on all the "Is there a God?" shit so let's just say I'll wander in limbo. If there is a Hell I'll probably go there too so we'll continue this argument in the sauna, agreed?
Oh, whatever, everyone's going to Hell according to most religions, so who gives a shit. I'll be like you, Haz, and convert to Jedi. At least Ewan McGregor's there.
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Oh, whatever, everyone's going to Hell according to most religions, so who gives a shit. I'll be like you, Haz, and convert to Jedi. At least Ewan McGregor's there.
Yeah, we're all going to Hell, at least I get to go to a Hell in a galaxy far far away.
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Yeah, we're all going to Hell, at least I get to go to a Hell in a galaxy far far away.
...with Ewan McGregor. Oh, no, he was a good boy, wasn't he? shoot.
Meh, I'll settle for Hayden Christensen. Annoying as he was in the SW prequels, he wasn't half bad in "Shattered Glass". And I love geeks, so he earned a special place in my geeky heart with those glasses.
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I was thinking more David Prowse and James Earl Jones but I'm sure Hayden will be there too.
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I was thinking more David Prowse and James Earl Jones but I'm sure Hayden will be there too.
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