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Old 21-08-2007, 04:02 AM   Senior Registered Member #1
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Something morbid...

... and totally fun.

Imagine you're going to die tomorrow -

Do any of you have your Last Will and Testament made out? Do you have a rough idea? I don't expect any of you to divulge that kind of information, but I think, for those of us willing to share, can at least be brief about those instructions should that day arrive. What do you want your marker to say? Any special words? Where do you want to be buried? Do you want a funeral? Do you want a memorial service? Cremation? Interred? Ashes scattered? Ground? Crypt? Do you have anything to bequeath?

Are we too young for this thread?

Forest Lawn Glendale. Beautiful cemetery. Been there a few times. More movie stars rest here than any other place in the world, naturally I'd like to be buried there. The hills are so steep that anyone with heart problems will have a heart attack.

The only part I'm sure about is being placed in a crypt, in a mausoleum, next to Carole Lombard. It'll never happen though, because the open space next to hers is probably already reserved. My marker is going to be a simple bronze, nothing fancy, and it will read:

RICHARD FAULKNER
1987 -
"PLEASE GO AWAY"
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Old 21-08-2007, 05:09 AM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #2
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My tombstone will read


RANLDE CHABERT

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GO URINATE ON SOMEONE'S ELSES GRAVE
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Old 21-08-2007, 06:01 AM   Senior Registered Member #3
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My tombstone will read

Jacob DiLucia

1987 -



And then under the dates will be a video clip of the Olsen babies from Full House where the one looks at her uncle and says, "You got it, dude!".\


It'll be the cutest gravestone ever.
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Old 21-08-2007, 06:06 AM   Officer #4
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Really? Forest Lawn Glendale? Wow, I live 5 minutes away.

I get depressed when I think about death and just not being able to contribute to the world. It's sad. I have no idea though what I'd put in my will; probably just give all my shit to my kids and charity.
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Old 21-08-2007, 06:15 AM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #5
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I have no idea though what I'd put in my will; probably just give all my shit to my kids and charity.
How about me? can I have some
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Old 21-08-2007, 07:26 AM   Officer #6
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Sure, you can have my Y Tu Mama Tambien DVD. It has stuff I'm sure you'd like.
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Old 22-08-2007, 01:01 AM   Senior Registered Member #7
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Sure, you can have my Y Tu Mama Tambien DVD. It has stuff I'm sure you'd like.
Can I have that? Ten bucks I'll appreciate it more than Ran...

My grave shall read:

"I'm not moving."

It'll creep people out and honour my double sense -sarcasm-and-irony-filled speech. Plus it will remark on how stubborn I was.

Judaism does not allow cremation. I wouldn't want to, anyway...I prefer graves instead of jars with ashes. (no offence)
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Old 22-08-2007, 04:14 AM   Senior Registered Member #8
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It has been reserved for some time by my family.
or mabye a viking funeral for the hell of it

edit: it was a joke reflecting my inability to have anything go right
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Old 22-08-2007, 12:57 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #9
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It has been reserved for some time by my family.
or mabye a viking funeral for the hell of it
You misspelled your own name? On your tombstone?

All my stuff goes to my daughter. I actually have a living will from when I was married, but I don't really remember the terms of body disposal, though.
I think I'd like to be cremated and then have my ashes dumped on Randy whilst he suns himself on the beach.
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Old 22-08-2007, 09:51 PM   Senior Registered Member #10
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You misspelled your own name? On your tombstone?

I think Randy did so too...unless his name is truly "Ranlde". If it is I apologise for my ignorance.

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I think Randy did so too...unless his name is truly "Ranlde". If it is I apologise for my ignorance.
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Old 23-08-2007, 04:30 AM   #12
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My tombstone will read

Jacob DiLucia

1987 -



And then under the dates will be a video clip of the Olsen babies from Full House where the one looks at her uncle and says, "You got it, dude!".\


It'll be the cutest gravestone ever.



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I WANT A FREAKING PYRAMID.

...but seriously...

for me, it'd probably be something along the lines of

Rosalie Fry

1990 - X

"I've looked at life from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's life's illusions I recall
I really don't know life at all."

I probably want a memorial service, but i'm not really sure about interrment or cremation...both have their plusses and minuses. Y'know, there's actually a process where you can have your ashes turned into a diamond...that sounds pretty awesome if you ask me!

damn, i'm way to young to be thinking about this in so much detail!
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Old 23-08-2007, 06:22 AM   Senior Registered Member #13
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Hahaha, that's absolutely fantastic.


If I get into NYU, I'm going to try to get into a class with Ashley Olsen just to say "U got it, dude" to her.
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Old 28-08-2007, 10:17 AM   #14
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Hey, I'm to young to die. And I'm not doing any tombstone yet.
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Old 28-08-2007, 10:24 AM   #15
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I like jokes but i'm not very witty, so I'll give the right to do a tombstone for somebody else.
Finally, I won't die in next... years.
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Since I've been scared of fire for as long as I can remember, cremation would be more irony than I could bear. Of course, I wouldn't have to bear it, but you get what I mean.

Not sure who I'd leave my things to exactly, but I'd ask for my diaries to be burnt. I want people to remember me the way they saw me, not the way I perceived myself to be.
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I wrote my will in a double biology period when I was 16, but I don't think its legal.
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Old 29-08-2007, 12:04 AM   #18
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and my stuff.....gee, maybe to a cat or my spouse and family, or I'd burn it all
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"We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." -For I never surrender

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