Something morbid...

Richard · 21-08-2007, 04:02 AM

... and totally fun.

Imagine you're going to die tomorrow -

Do any of you have your Last Will and Testament made out? Do you have a rough idea? I don't expect any of you to divulge that kind of information, but I think, for those of us willing to share, can at least be brief about those instructions should that day arrive. What do you want your marker to say? Any special words? Where do you want to be buried? Do you want a funeral? Do you want a memorial service? Cremation? Interred? Ashes scattered? Ground? Crypt? Do you have anything to bequeath?

Are we too young for this thread?

Forest Lawn Glendale. Beautiful cemetery. Been there a few times. More movie stars rest here than any other place in the world, naturally I'd like to be buried there. The hills are so steep that anyone with heart problems will have a heart attack.

The only part I'm sure about is being placed in a crypt, in a mausoleum, next to Carole Lombard. It'll never happen though, because the open space next to hers is probably already reserved. My marker is going to be a simple bronze, nothing fancy, and it will read:

RICHARD FAULKNER
1987 -
"PLEASE GO AWAY"

Ranman · 21-08-2007, 05:09 AM

My tombstone will read

RANLDE CHABERT

1980-

GO URINATE ON SOMEONE'S ELSES GRAVE

Jacoby · 21-08-2007, 06:01 AM

My tombstone will read

Jacob DiLucia

1987 -

And then under the dates will be a video clip of the Olsen babies from Full House where the one looks at her uncle and says, "You got it, dude!".\

It'll be the cutest gravestone ever.

Renegade · 21-08-2007, 06:06 AM

Really? Forest Lawn Glendale? Wow, I live 5 minutes away.

I get depressed when I think about death and just not being able to contribute to the world. It's sad. I have no idea though what I'd put in my will; probably just give all my shit to my kids and charity.

Ranman · 21-08-2007, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Renegade

I have no idea though what I'd put in my will; probably just give all my shit to my kids and charity.

How about me? can I have some

Renegade · 21-08-2007, 07:26 AM

Sure, you can have my Y Tu Mama Tambien DVD. It has stuff I'm sure you'd like.

Porcelain_Doll · 22-08-2007, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Renegade

Sure, you can have my Y Tu Mama Tambien DVD. It has stuff I'm sure you'd like.

Can I have that? Ten bucks I'll appreciate it more than Ran...

My grave shall read:

"I'm not moving."

It'll creep people out and honour my double sense -sarcasm-and-irony-filled speech. Plus it will remark on how stubborn I was.

Judaism does not allow cremation. I wouldn't want to, anyway...I prefer graves instead of jars with ashes. (no offence)

michael22 · 22-08-2007, 04:14 AM

Michel MacLeod
eternally screwed
somewhat liked
1991-
It has been reserved for some time by my family.
or mabye a viking funeral for the hell of it

edit: it was a joke reflecting my inability to have anything go right

hasselbrad · 22-08-2007, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by michael22

Michel MacLeod
eternally screwed
somewhat liked
1991-
It has been reserved for some time by my family.
or mabye a viking funeral for the hell of it

You misspelled your own name? On your tombstone?

All my stuff goes to my daughter. I actually have a living will from when I was married, but I don't really remember the terms of body disposal, though.
I think I'd like to be cremated and then have my ashes dumped on Randy whilst he suns himself on the beach.

Porcelain_Doll · 22-08-2007, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by hasselbrad

You misspelled your own name? On your tombstone?

I think Randy did so too...unless his name is truly "Ranlde". If it is I apologise for my ignorance.

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Originally Posted by hasselbrad

I think I'd like to be cremated and then have my ashes dumped on Randy whilst he suns himself on the beach.

hasselbrad · 23-08-2007, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Porcelain_Doll

I think Randy did so too...unless his name is truly "Ranlde". If it is I apologise for my ignorance.

xlightupthenight · 23-08-2007, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Jacoby

My tombstone will read

Jacob DiLucia

1987 -

And then under the dates will be a video clip of the Olsen babies from Full House where the one looks at her uncle and says, "You got it, dude!".\

It'll be the cutest gravestone ever.

----

I WANT A FREAKING PYRAMID.

...but seriously...

for me, it'd probably be something along the lines of

Rosalie Fry

1990 - X

"I've looked at life from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's life's illusions I recall
I really don't know life at all."

I probably want a memorial service, but i'm not really sure about interrment or cremation...both have their plusses and minuses. Y'know, there's actually a process where you can have your ashes turned into a diamond...that sounds pretty awesome if you ask me!

damn, i'm way to young to be thinking about this in so much detail!

Jacoby · 23-08-2007, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by xlightupthenight

Hahaha, that's absolutely fantastic.

If I get into NYU, I'm going to try to get into a class with Ashley Olsen just to say "U got it, dude" to her.

mongoose · 28-08-2007, 10:17 AM

Hey, I'm to young to die. And I'm not doing any tombstone yet.

Surprize · 28-08-2007, 10:24 AM

I like jokes but i'm not very witty, so I'll give the right to do a tombstone for somebody else.
Finally, I won't die in next... years.

Leonie · 28-08-2007, 11:01 AM

Since I've been scared of fire for as long as I can remember, cremation would be more irony than I could bear. Of course, I wouldn't have to bear it, but you get what I mean.

Not sure who I'd leave my things to exactly, but I'd ask for my diaries to be burnt. I want people to remember me the way they saw me, not the way I perceived myself to be.

Pygmalion · 28-08-2007, 11:40 AM

I wrote my will in a double biology period when I was 16, but I don't think its legal.

Keira lover · 29-08-2007, 12:04 AM

My Name (no, i will not tell you. if u want to know, PM or email me)

"We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." -For I never surrender

1992-20....

and my stuff.....gee, maybe to a cat or my spouse and family, or I'd burn it all

Pygmalion · 29-08-2007, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keira lover

My Name (no, i will not tell you. if u want to know, PM or email me)

"We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." -For I never surrender

1992-20....

Why didn't you just direct us to look at your signature rather than typing it out again?

Ranman · 29-08-2007, 04:43 AM

cause he's a Cuntscrape

21-08-2007, 04:02 AM	#1
Richard Dated Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,306	Something morbid... ... and totally fun. Imagine you're going to die tomorrow - Do any of you have your Last Will and Testament made out? Do you have a rough idea? I don't expect any of you to divulge that kind of information, but I think, for those of us willing to share, can at least be brief about those instructions should that day arrive. What do you want your marker to say? Any special words? Where do you want to be buried? Do you want a funeral? Do you want a memorial service? Cremation? Interred? Ashes scattered? Ground? Crypt? Do you have anything to bequeath? Are we too young for this thread? Forest Lawn Glendale. Beautiful cemetery. Been there a few times. More movie stars rest here than any other place in the world, naturally I'd like to be buried there. The hills are so steep that anyone with heart problems will have a heart attack. The only part I'm sure about is being placed in a crypt, in a mausoleum, next to Carole Lombard. It'll never happen though, because the open space next to hers is probably already reserved. My marker is going to be a simple bronze, nothing fancy, and it will read: RICHARD FAULKNER 1987 - "PLEASE GO AWAY" __________________ "As a human being, I don't suppose I have any real individuality. I'm the people I've met; I'm a mixture of everything I've ever read or seen. I'm everyone I've ever loved." My blog: All Things Classic

21-08-2007, 05:09 AM	#2
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	My tombstone will read RANLDE CHABERT 1980- GO URINATE ON SOMEONE'S ELSES GRAVE __________________ My mother told me every girl wants my body, and moms don't lie.

21-08-2007, 06:01 AM	#3
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	My tombstone will read Jacob DiLucia 1987 - And then under the dates will be a video clip of the Olsen babies from Full House where the one looks at her uncle and says, "You got it, dude!".\ It'll be the cutest gravestone ever. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

22-08-2007, 04:14 AM	#8
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	Michel MacLeod eternally screwed somewhat liked 1991- It has been reserved for some time by my family. or mabye a viking funeral for the hell of it edit: it was a joke reflecting my inability to have anything go right __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh Last edited by michael22; 23-08-2007 at 03:58 AM.

28-08-2007, 10:17 AM	#14
mongoose Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Romania Posts: 270	Hey, I'm to young to die. And I'm not doing any tombstone yet. __________________ Don't argue with idiots. They drag you to theyr level and beat you with experience. MySpace 100+3 member of keira posse

21-08-2007, 06:06 AM	#4
Renegade Stock Boy Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 794	Really? Forest Lawn Glendale? Wow, I live 5 minutes away. I get depressed when I think about death and just not being able to contribute to the world. It's sad. I have no idea though what I'd put in my will; probably just give all my shit to my kids and charity.

21-08-2007, 07:26 AM	#6
Renegade Stock Boy Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 794	Sure, you can have my Y Tu Mama Tambien DVD. It has stuff I'm sure you'd like.

28-08-2007, 10:24 AM	#15
Surprize Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: in your dreams Posts: 519	I like jokes but i'm not very witty, so I'll give the right to do a tombstone for somebody else. Finally, I won't die in next... years.

28-08-2007, 11:01 AM	#16
Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	Since I've been scared of fire for as long as I can remember, cremation would be more irony than I could bear. Of course, I wouldn't have to bear it, but you get what I mean. Not sure who I'd leave my things to exactly, but I'd ask for my diaries to be burnt. I want people to remember me the way they saw me, not the way I perceived myself to be. __________________

28-08-2007, 11:40 AM	#17
Pygmalion Pissed Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 856	I wrote my will in a double biology period when I was 16, but I don't think its legal. __________________ Mythpathe

29-08-2007, 12:04 AM	#18
Keira lover Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Red Hook, NY (small town approx. 100mi from NYC) Posts: 342	My Name (no, i will not tell you. if u want to know, PM or email me) "We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." -For I never surrender 1992-20.... and my stuff.....gee, maybe to a cat or my spouse and family, or I'd burn it all __________________ I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply...makes you...stranger. 47th Member of the Keira Knightley Posse

29-08-2007, 04:43 AM	#20
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