KKW to take over Cuba

michael22 · 24-08-2007, 09:13 PM

We could possbly take over Cuba in the vacuum of power that has just appeared. Think about it, we have pilots for transportation, girls who cold seduce rivals then assassinate them, voodoo, a regime doctor, a army of ninja penquins, a technical genius who could detroy all cmmunications a redirect missles, a Deity, a figure head that people flock fannaticaly too and who can fund our workngs. Ran migh even convince the U.S. government not to oppose the new government (especiallyif Hilary gets into office)

Though of course I would be a kitchen boy but meh, I helped take over a country.

Mandy · 24-08-2007, 09:15 PM

Um. K?

Porcelain_Doll · 24-08-2007, 09:15 PM

I agree entirely. But who's the Deity and the figure head?

michael22 · 24-08-2007, 09:18 PM

Ice woud be the Deity as he equals god an jesus rolled into one. The figure head would be Keira as millions of fanboys would all rush in and die for her in a screwed up crusade like thingy.

Porcelain_Doll · 24-08-2007, 09:22 PM

Ahhhh.

But if Ice is the Deity, then who is the technical genius? I thought you were talking about him. (don't go getting an even more over-inflated ego, Sire I)

Jacoby · 24-08-2007, 09:30 PM

Me, clearly.

Digital_Ice · 25-08-2007, 12:32 AM

deitys? technical genuis? penguins? assasinations?

screw it. i'll take over cuba on my own

Mandy · 25-08-2007, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

deitys? technical genuis? penguins? assasinations?

screw it. i'll take over cuba on my own

As long as I can be your official Cuban wench, or whatever they're called.

Ranman · 25-08-2007, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

deitys? technical genuis? penguins? assasinations?

screw it. i'll take over cuba on my own

Send me some of those fancy cigars

frodo1511 · 25-08-2007, 01:25 AM

Can I surround the island with my trained shark army?

You know, in case some of the conquered think of getting away.

Mandy · 25-08-2007, 09:28 AM

Culture is between Ran and I? I'm almost insulted.

Mandy · 25-08-2007, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Flightfreak

ranman would more be in to city festivals and such.

and the beerfests, wet t-shirt contests, pie-eating contests...I totally get that.

Would we let the Cuban Americans back in?

Keira lover · 25-08-2007, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Porcelain_Doll

Ahhhh.

But if Ice is the Deity, then who is the technical genius? I thought you were talking about him. (don't go getting an even more over-inflated ego, Sire I)

it would be me, but you must give me the first pick of those fucking Cuban cigars.

I'll also take sec. of defense, or Attorney general

Digital_Ice · 25-08-2007, 04:36 PM

No bloody way am I letting you near any position of power/credibility/respect.

Ranman · 25-08-2007, 04:52 PM

Who would want to take over Cuba? Isn't it like falling apart? Old cars, old buildings, old people. I say let it sink into the Atlantic.

Porcelain_Doll · 25-08-2007, 08:13 PM

I get State? What is that? As long as I have complete and total power over the people in my office, I'm in.

Edit: Ran, you'll like taking over Cuba...think about it: hot latin chicks everywhere.

Ranman · 25-08-2007, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porcelain_Doll

Edit: Ran, you'll like taking over Cuba...think about it: hot latin chicks everywhere.

You talked me into it

Keira lover · 26-08-2007, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

No bloody way am I letting you near any position of power/credibility/respect.

is that a personal insult? or do you just hate and/or disagree with me

hasselbrad · 27-08-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flightfreak

We'll need ministers! :icon_bigg

education -> Leonie or duckula
finance -> Apoggy or Renegade
health -> Hasselbrad
state -> marine or porcelaine doll
war -> AureaMediocritas
Culture -> Ranman or Mandy
Foreign politics and defence -> Liam
Energy and environment -> me

Any other canidates?

Prime minister -> Baz
President -> Ice

Now we still need diffrent political parties and a general goverment policy!

Ask Duckula could be a staple in the classrooms.

And as the newly appointed Minister of Health, I hope you're all ready for your shots.

Hazzle · 19-09-2007, 10:47 PM

How did HAZ not get a mention? Fuck you, I'll take over Cuba by myself. Cunts.

24-08-2007, 09:13 PM	#1
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	KKW to take over Cuba We could possbly take over Cuba in the vacuum of power that has just appeared. Think about it, we have pilots for transportation, girls who cold seduce rivals then assassinate them, voodoo, a regime doctor, a army of ninja penquins, a technical genius who could detroy all cmmunications a redirect missles, a Deity, a figure head that people flock fannaticaly too and who can fund our workngs. Ran migh even convince the U.S. government not to oppose the new government (especiallyif Hilary gets into office) Though of course I would be a kitchen boy but meh, I helped take over a country. __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh

24-08-2007, 09:15 PM	#3
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	I agree entirely. But who's the Deity and the figure head? __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

24-08-2007, 09:18 PM	#4
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	Ice woud be the Deity as he equals god an jesus rolled into one. The figure head would be Keira as millions of fanboys would all rush in and die for her in a screwed up crusade like thingy. __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh

24-08-2007, 09:22 PM	#5
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	Ahhhh. But if Ice is the Deity, then who is the technical genius? I thought you were talking about him. (don't go getting an even more over-inflated ego, Sire I) __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

24-08-2007, 09:30 PM	#6
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	Me, clearly. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

24-08-2007, 09:15 PM	#2
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Um. K?

25-08-2007, 12:32 AM	#7
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	deitys? technical genuis? penguins? assasinations? screw it. i'll take over cuba on my own __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

25-08-2007, 01:25 AM	#10
frodo1511 Pin Dick Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,400	Can I surround the island with my trained shark army? You know, in case some of the conquered think of getting away. __________________ Believe...

25-08-2007, 09:28 AM	#11
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Culture is between Ran and I? I'm almost insulted.

25-08-2007, 04:36 PM	#14
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	No bloody way am I letting you near any position of power/credibility/respect. __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

25-08-2007, 04:52 PM	#15
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Who would want to take over Cuba? Isn't it like falling apart? Old cars, old buildings, old people. I say let it sink into the Atlantic. __________________ My mother told me every girl wants my body, and moms don't lie.

25-08-2007, 08:13 PM	#16
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	I get State? What is that? As long as I have complete and total power over the people in my office, I'm in. Edit: Ran, you'll like taking over Cuba...think about it: hot latin chicks everywhere. __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

19-09-2007, 10:47 PM	#20
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	How did HAZ not get a mention? Fuck you, I'll take over Cuba by myself. Cunts.

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