Meeting Keira on an elevator - Keira Knightley.com Forums
Keira Knightley.com Forums  

Go Back   Keira Knightley.com Forums > Keira Boards > Keira Knightley Discussion

Keira Knightley Discussion General banter on the object of our affection.

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 22-07-2004, 04:33 AM   #1
MaizCascara
Newcomer
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 20
Meeting Keira on an elevator

Hey pplz i have somethin to discuss...
If any of you were in an elevator with Keira Knightley and the elevator broke down, what would you do with her or discuss with her or etc.....?
make a comment about the question
MaizCascara is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 04:42 AM   Officer #2
Renegade
Stock Boy
 
Renegade's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 794
Have a friendly conversation. Discuss current events and probably anything else interesting I could think of at the moment. I don't think she would like if I blabbered about her career and her life so I'd steer out of that direction. Just a friendly conversation would be nice.
Renegade is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 05:10 AM   #3
Josher
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
I would talk about sports, and politics, even though as an Americam we probably would not have any politics to discuss. I would talk about her view of America and Americans as well, as I love to hear what people think. I would also tell her how well of an atress she is, adn how beautiful I think she is.
 
Old 22-07-2004, 05:35 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Officer #4
Kelsey
Holly Moderator
 
Kelsey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 1,188
I would talk about KKW. And if the opportunity arose, mention that I wrote a screenplay for her. But I wouldn't act starstruck or anything - never have and never will.
__________________
~* Kelsey *~

Check out my blog:
http://www.thingsephemeral.blogspot.com
Kelsey is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 05:51 AM   #5
DesignatedJerk
Member
 
DesignatedJerk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 84
i dunno i guess i would talk about..her i guess. I mean i really don't think she would be intrested in stuff like Halo or "devil may cry"
__________________




38th member of kk pose
DesignatedJerk is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 06:20 AM   Senior Registered Member #6
Narg
Westie Yobbo
 
Narg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Australia
Posts: 970
I would ask her, what she is doing in a elevator in Australia, talk about random shit untill the elevator got fixed, tell her what i thought of her in enough detail, but not to try to freak her out, tell her im a member of kkw, and there is endless support for her and the choices she makes in the future, tell her to keep up the good work etc.
__________________
Narg is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 06:27 AM   #7
MaizCascara
Newcomer
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 20
basically what i would do is at first when im in the elevator with her b4 it breaks down i would be looking for something she can fuckin autograph lol then when it breaks down....start general discussion on her on the film business and tell her how im on this site and etc....and then after some of that i would say to her "ill stop bothering you about your film career becuz u probably dont like it..." Then after that probably general discussion about anything possible, and tell her im the luckiest man in the world to be stuck in an elevator with her, and then shut up for awhile and then back to general discussion....
MaizCascara is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 06:33 AM   Officer #8
DragonRat
Officer
 
DragonRat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: California
Posts: 507
I'd probably try to act as if everything's fine, occasionally lapsing into zones of absolute panic. "Get me out of this crazy thing! There's this crazy-looking girl in here with me, and she looks like she's going to kill me!" Then I look back at her, and say, "Say, aren't you in that movie...Star Wars?" Yes, that's the way to go.
__________________
"I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting time." - Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)

"Football is about if you want to run and fight for each other, if you really want to play that killer ball." - Robin van Persie, Arsenal FC
DragonRat is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 07:29 AM   Senior Registered Member #9
PhoeniX
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: England
Posts: 391
I'd just hope shes not chlostrophobic... :icon_err:
PhoeniX is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 09:04 AM   #10
AJ©
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Talking

I'd Say................. How You Doin'
 
Old 22-07-2004, 10:11 AM   #11
Edward
Member
 
Edward's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: England, UK
Posts: 207
well, damnit, i wouldn't be stuck on an elevator with her because i don't go on them

not after a past experience
__________________
..................................................
.133rd Member of The Keira Knightley Posse.
Edward is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 10:13 AM   First Class Member Officer #12
Sarah
Nice
 
Sarah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England
Posts: 1,020
That'd never happen to me because I'm terrified of lifts.
Sarah is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 10:39 AM   #13
alby
Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 172
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaizCascara
Hey pplz i have somethin to discuss...
If any of you were in an elevator with Keira Knightley and the elevator broke down, what would you do with her or discuss with her or etc.....?
make a comment about the question
We could all sit down in a circle and sing kumbaya or discuss Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics.

But seriously, I'd probably make small talk of some sort, i.e. the meaning of life, why the Lakers can't play basketball, whether President Bush looks like a muppet baby, if California state Democrats really are "girlie men," etc.
__________________
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part. - Morgan Freeman, Se7en
alby is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 11:32 AM   Senior Registered Member #14
deviljet88
KKW Sex Therapist
 
deviljet88's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 2,814
Ignore her for over 1 minute before asking if she's Keira. Autograph after of course
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ardnax
Don't listen to Jet, he's mean to everybody.

8th KK posse member
Xanga
Playing now on Winamp
deviljet88 is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 12:32 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #15
hasselbrad
Senior Citizen
 
hasselbrad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization!
Posts: 4,590
Pee down my leg.

Seriously, I would attempt small talk. Just easy conversation. Ask if it would be alright to send her a script to look at.
__________________
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.
hasselbrad is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 02:56 PM   Senior Registered Member #16
frodo1511
Pin Dick
 
frodo1511's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Florida
Posts: 2,400
A nice conversation, right before the elevator cable snapped...
Then I would talk as fast as humanly possible about whatever, 10 seconds before we hit the bottom floor, hopefully surviving...
__________________
Believe...
frodo1511 is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 04:52 PM   Senior Registered Member #17
Spire
InSpire Me
 
Spire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Hooray!
Posts: 716
I'd talk to her, try to be nice, tell her I admired her work, that sort of thing. Or I might make the case that we were about to plummet to our death and I didn't want to die a virgin...
__________________
彼はグレービーを愛した。
Spire is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 07:26 PM   Senior Registered Member #18
KeirazBabe
The Kewlest
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Windsor, U.K
Posts: 407
LOl..oh dear..what a question.. well as i always have my cam with me i'd ask to take a pic.. a few lmao! and then i'd die n not be able to talk to her as shes just WAY too stunning lol.. maybe i'd ask to see her belly button piercing as im thinking of getting mine done.. not a ploy to see her stomach ofcourse n then i'd tell her to dump her bf and date me as im farrr prettier!! hahaha...yar *nods*..

xXx
__________________
Megan xXx
- Wear It Proud -
~* 1st Member & Founder Of Keiraz Posse! *~
KeirazBabe is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 07:39 PM   #19
DesignatedJerk
Member
 
DesignatedJerk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 84
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spire
I'd talk to her, try to be nice, tell her I admired her work, that sort of thing. Or I might make the case that we were about to plummet to our death and I didn't want to die a virgin...
thats tacky...yet effective.
__________________




38th member of kk pose
DesignatedJerk is offline  
Old 22-07-2004, 07:55 PM   #20
MaizCascara
Newcomer
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 20
i didnt say the cable was gonna snap and you ppl are gonna die...i just sed that if u were stuck on an elevator like if the cables screwed up and u were stuck in between floors, what would u talk to her about
MaizCascara is offline  
Closed Thread


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 11:55 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
By appointment to HM Keira Knightley.