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Old 26-06-2007, 08:21 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #1
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Why God Never Got Tenure

heh, seeing as theres some random religious shite going on atm. I thought i'd post this.

Reasons why God never got tenure;

* Had only one major publication.
* Publication was in obscure languages.
* It had no references.
* It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
* Some doubt authorship.
* It may be true that God created the universe, but what has God done for the program since then?
* God's cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
* Does not participate in departmental committee meetings.
* When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects
* The scientific community has had a hard time replicating God's results.
* Has never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
* When subjects did not behave as predicted, they were deleted from the sample.
* Refuses to grade on the curve...everything is Pass-Fail.
* Rarely comes to class, just tells students to read the Book.
* Some say son teaches the class.
* Expelled first two students for learning too much.
* Although there are only ten course requirements, most students failed test.
* Offices hours are infrequent and usually held on a remote mountaintop.
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Old 26-06-2007, 08:25 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #2
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* When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects

LMAO. Indeed, that's one of the main reason I've never respected the guy.
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Old 26-06-2007, 08:48 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #3
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Roofles.

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my response is in the quote thread
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