Quote Of The Day

[maegan13]

sadly, no. my friend who's laptop i would occasionally play WoW on moved north and i dont see her enough to play anymore.


Especially if it was a moist cake. if it was three-month old dried fuitcake that no one ate during the holidays maybe it would be more flammable.



or you could just soak said cake in lighter fluid.

[Digital_Ice]

Originally Posted by hasselbrad

Cake is very hard to get into the pipe and even harder to light.

That depends if its crack, or freebase

[hasselbrad]

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

That depends if its crack, or freebase

Ike Turner's birthday cake?

[maegan13]

"What would be random would be if i dressed up as a knight and stuck a squirrel up your bottom! Oh, how random. Rub me with balsamic vinegar, rub me with balsamic vinegar!!! Yeah, you liked the balsamic vinegar, didn't you?"
-Russel Kane

[Harlequin]

“All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if you found them in trouble, and who would help you if you needed it."


~ Mark Twain

[hasselbrad]

Major League Baseball has done a disservice to its progressive social history by equating southern whites with white supremacists. I am surprised the professional league which helped change social attitudes in all sports leagues about segregation, by championing Jackie Robinson, would make such a destructive move.

Jesse Jackson


Wow. I normally don't agree with much of anything that the man says, but I have to admit, he's right on the money.

[Digital_Ice]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
-- William J. Rapaport

[Leonie]

Als achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen achterna.

And that's actually a grammatically correct sentence in Dutch.

(If behind flies fly flies flies fly after flies.)

[Digital_Ice]

heh, another one of my favs is

""Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana"
-- Groucho Marx

Isn't English fun?!

[Digital_Ice]

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."
-- Winston Churchill

[hasselbrad]

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors"

Plato-427-347 BC

[Digital_Ice]

"...one more thing that I would like to say about that is that it's proof that voters like to vote for who they like..."
-- Some dumbass CNN reporter talking about the results of super tuesday

[Digital_Ice]

"What the fuck does 'WTF' mean?"

[Digital_Ice]

<averagjoe> Yup, that's the proverbial spewing-coffee-on-the-monitor
<LCkitten> Which proverb is that from?
<dianagram> I believe its from Starbucks 4:95
<JustWhoIAm> Is that from the "Book of Christ and Latte Day Saints"?

[Digital_Ice]

[on ozzy ozbourne] "ofc he shot to fame in the band 'Black Sabath', now you couldn't have a band named 'Black Sabbath' these days; it's not politically correct. You'd have to call it 'pan-ethnic multi-demoninational rest day'"

-- Al Murray

[Digital_Ice]

Me: “Thanks for calling Credit Card Services, how may I help you today?”

Card member: “Yeah, I was just looking over my statement and see I was charged a late fee. Why?”

Me: “Well, when we receive a payment past the due date, a late fee is normally assessed to the account. Do you have any idea why we received the payment late?”

Card member: “I was on vacation and didn’t send it in until the 12th.”

Me: “Well, the payment was due on the 8th and there is usually at least seven days between customers sending in their payment until we can receive and process them.”

Card member: “Well, can you waive that fee for me?”

Me: ”Unfortunately, since the fee was billed appropriately, there isn’t any way that it can be removed.”

Card member: “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?”

Me: “How is that in any way relevant to this conversation?”

Card member: “Jesus would waive my fee!”

Me: “Jesus wouldn’t own a bank.”
http://notalwaysright.com/jesus-the-...-ever-need/937