Quote Of The Day - Page 6

Digital_Ice · 05-10-2007, 03:16 AM

"So fucking cute I could piss ponies"
-- Mandy Daniels

heh, she makes me laugh!

Mandy · 05-10-2007, 03:28 AM

Ahaha, *blushes*

Digital_Ice · 11-10-2007, 03:11 PM

"Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to."

-- some random guys signature on a forum

hasselbrad · 11-10-2007, 04:45 PM

"It was a sobering experience. It was humbling. It made me look at myself, and all of the people, places and things in my life in a different way. I was in there for substance abuse, after all."

Lindsay Lohan, on rehab.

Alright...you've made a deep, thoughtful statement to the media. Now go get your swerve on.

Digital_Ice · 15-10-2007, 05:14 AM

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
-- nfi!

Jacoby · 15-10-2007, 05:22 AM

What's nfi?

I thought that was a Mitch Hedburg joke. Did Mitch go by an alias nfi?

edit...no fucking idea...i got it two seconds after posting.

Digital_Ice · 24-10-2007, 02:42 AM

"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. "

Hazzle · 24-10-2007, 09:40 AM

The best quote to come out of the Clinton-Lewinsky business:

"If the dress doesn't fit, we must acquit. If it's on the dress, he must confess."

Mandy · 02-11-2007, 06:06 PM

Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

JenR · 02-11-2007, 07:27 PM

"fuck off"

Digital_Ice · 22-12-2007, 11:37 PM

"What more could anyone want than a nymphomaniac nurse that can bake cookies and beat you at computer games?"

Ranman · 23-12-2007, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

"What more could anyone want than a nymphomaniac nurse that can bake cookies and beat you at computer games?"

Marry her, girls who bake are a dying breed. I don't see any other girls around here bragging about their baking skills.

Digital_Ice · 03-01-2008, 02:45 AM

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-- Jack Handy

hasselbrad · 03-01-2008, 03:27 AM

On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion.
Speed Levitch

Keira lover · 16-01-2008, 12:58 AM

Where is my soda?
-me every 5 or so minutes

Ranman · 16-01-2008, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keira lover

Where is my soda?
-me every 5 or so minutes

Soda? you are a fatty, eat broccoli instead

Digital_Ice · 18-01-2008, 03:20 PM

Give your cunt wisely and beg after the wedding.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt

maegan13 · 18-01-2008, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman

I don't see any other girls around here bragging about their baking skills.

It just so happened that i made a three-layer chocolate cake with rasberry filling and lemon frosting two days ago. Odd combo, but it was actually really good.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Digital_Ice · 18-01-2008, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maegan13

It just so happened that i made a three-layer chocolate cake with rasberry filling and lemon frosting two days ago. Odd combo, but it was actually really good.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

but are you a nymphomaniac nurse who plays WoW?

hasselbrad · 18-01-2008, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maegan13

It just so happened that i made a three-layer chocolate cake with rasberry filling and lemon frosting two days ago. Odd combo, but it was actually really good.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Cake is very hard to get into the pipe and even harder to light.

05-10-2007, 03:16 AM	#101
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	"So fucking cute I could piss ponies" -- Mandy Daniels heh, she makes me laugh! __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

11-10-2007, 03:11 PM	#103
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	"Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to." -- some random guys signature on a forum __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

11-10-2007, 04:45 PM	#104
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	"It was a sobering experience. It was humbling. It made me look at myself, and all of the people, places and things in my life in a different way. I was in there for substance abuse, after all." Lindsay Lohan, on rehab. Alright...you've made a deep, thoughtful statement to the media. Now go get your swerve on. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

15-10-2007, 05:14 AM	#105
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -- nfi! __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

15-10-2007, 05:22 AM	#106
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	What's nfi? I thought that was a Mitch Hedburg joke. Did Mitch go by an alias nfi? edit...no fucking idea...i got it two seconds after posting. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

05-10-2007, 03:28 AM	#102
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Ahaha, blushes

24-10-2007, 02:42 AM	#107
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. " __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

24-10-2007, 09:40 AM	#108
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	The best quote to come out of the Clinton-Lewinsky business: "If the dress doesn't fit, we must acquit. If it's on the dress, he must confess."

02-11-2007, 06:06 PM	#109
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

02-11-2007, 07:27 PM	#110
JenR on loan from np.com Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: TX Posts: 439	"fuck off" __________________ bouncy bouncy, jiggle jiggle, sling sling, wobble wobble, clap clap... 'puh puh' MySpace.com \| deviantART.com I am the best newbie ever to sign up on this forum...

22-12-2007, 11:37 PM	#111
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	"What more could anyone want than a nymphomaniac nurse that can bake cookies and beat you at computer games?" __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

03-01-2008, 02:45 AM	#113
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -- Jack Handy __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

03-01-2008, 03:27 AM	#114
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. Speed Levitch __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

16-01-2008, 12:58 AM	#115
Keira lover Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Red Hook, NY (small town approx. 100mi from NYC) Posts: 342	Where is my soda? -me every 5 or so minutes __________________ I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply...makes you...stranger. 47th Member of the Keira Knightley Posse

18-01-2008, 03:20 PM	#117
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	Give your cunt wisely and beg after the wedding. -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

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