Say this or get banned! - Page 3

Hazzle · 22-08-2006, 11:29 PM

Bite me you homophobic cunt.

Anyone would think I didn't ACT camp. You lot are cunting surprised?!

ryan · 23-08-2006, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barrington

Haz actually sounds about 37 times more respectable than I imagined.

i just laughed

Mandy · 23-08-2006, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

heh, you sound so camp haz.

Sorry for my non-britishness...what exactly does "sounding camp" mean?

Digital_Ice · 23-08-2006, 01:04 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=camp

Mandy · 23-08-2006, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=camp

Ohh. Yeah. Haz and his lifelong camp trip.

Jacoby · 23-08-2006, 03:09 AM

Hmmm, guess my zipped file was too big. It won't add it to the message as an attachment. It says it's trying, but it never finishes.

acliff · 23-08-2006, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Bite me you homophobic cunt.

Anyone would think I didn't ACT camp. You lot are cunting surprised?!

I think we got Hazzy boy a touch wound up.
Didn't you know his idol was George Michael?

Hazzle · 23-08-2006, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryan

i just laughed

Simple pleasures for simple minds Ryan old boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by acliff

I think we got Hazzy boy a touch wound up.
Didn't you know his idol was George Michael?

And I'm not wound up. Nor was I. Ice knows, as we had a good laugh about that post last night on MSN. Before I e-raped him.

And it's Elton John you bastard. George Michael's not camp so much as gay.

deviljet88 · 23-08-2006, 09:53 AM

Can you record something of you shouting coherent sentences Haz? Just wondering how that cool voice of yours goes if it's not just speaking above a whisper. About the camp comments, one spot I thought camp but otherwise, just your regular Pom... no?

acliff · 23-08-2006, 10:17 AM

Mmkay, I'm going to start pruning any excess verbose bullshit in text form.
Any vocalised verbose bullshit is A-ok.

And Haz, you sound different to how I remember. It has of course been a whileand I'll be the first to admit that my memory for voices is shit. From what I remember your voice always had an edge of urgency and madness in it, but I could be wrong.
The joys of prepared speech

Hazzle · 23-08-2006, 11:00 PM

To be fair Cliff, it would help if you lead by example, rather than commenting on how my voice sounds and then not allowing me a proper right of reply

.

I didn't prepare a speech, I don't um and err when I have a prepared speech. I merely said what I would've posted in response to several posts that were put up. And the urgency and madness, as I said on IRC last night actually, have been greatly moderated from my speech. Presumably a mixture of being less hyperactive and having had a job where my voice was important created this result, but the end product is that my voice has definitely altered and calmed down.

Jet: Shouting at myself doesn't appeal, largely as I'm not crazy. Not sure I could bring myself to do it without feeling self-conscious which will inevitably affect any recording. I wasn't actually particularly speaking quietly, as it was early in the day and I was merely speaking freely as I normally do.

Incidentally I actually saved this post as a word document and posted it several times to point out just how hypocritical our favourite mod Cliff actually is, what with having only one voice clip and several verbose text-based posts

. And to appease the fascist leaders, a voice clip:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/2od2eh

acliff · 23-08-2006, 11:38 PM

^^ Spot the difference

EmotionSickness · 24-08-2006, 12:42 AM

...yeah.

Hazzle · 24-08-2006, 12:56 AM

Aww, that's a nice clip. Cliff'll probably delete this message to enjoy it while you can

deviljet88 · 24-08-2006, 09:12 AM

Please endeavour to record while drunk! Oh and nice laugh/giggle ES.

acliff · 24-08-2006, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deviljet88

Please endeavour to record while drunk! Oh and nice laugh/giggle ES.

I'm so going to add that clause in the instructions at the beginning.

Jacoby, try to convert the clip to MP3, Wav files are huge and inconvenient.

And ES, I'll listen to your recording when I get home from work.

Haz, comments are fine, just not excessively long responses where you try and explain and validate everything under the sun to every single person in the thread who has posted above you.

Oh, I realise that I'm doing pretty much what I'm telling you not to do, but thats because I'm a hypocrite. At least I'm aware of the fact.

Hazzle · 24-08-2006, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acliff

Jacoby, try to convert the clip to MP3, Wav files are huge and inconvenient.

Actually my first .mp3 was too big when zipped too. So it may depend on length.

Quote:

Oh, I realise that I'm doing pretty much what I'm telling you not to do, but thats because I'm a hypocrite. At least I'm aware of the fact.

Heh. Jolly good, self-awareness is good

acliff · 25-08-2006, 08:08 AM

As people are having difficulty coming up with something to say, which can be the only reason why they are not participating, I have created a template for you to follow.

"Hi I'm ****, saying like to KKW. I don't know what shit I should say, so I'll just copy Cliff's approved message. He is the fucking greatest. So, thats it I suppose, Baii"

**** is obviously your name, real or forum, or both.
Pretty much follow the script word for word, as this will make a good swearing comparison. Remember people how you swear is the window to your soul. If you want to deviate, then thats ok too, just keep in the essential elements: 'your name, kkw, shit, Cliff is the fucking greatest'

mehrdad368 · 25-08-2006, 01:03 PM

Surely.

Digital_Ice · 25-08-2006, 07:55 PM

"just waste your time here babies" ?!?!!??!

wtf?

please tell me i misheard that.

23-08-2006, 01:04 AM	#44
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=camp __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

23-08-2006, 03:09 AM	#46
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	Hmmm, guess my zipped file was too big. It won't add it to the message as an attachment. It says it's trying, but it never finishes. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

23-08-2006, 10:17 AM	#50
acliff llama llama duck Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 1,818	Mmkay, I'm going to start pruning any excess verbose bullshit in text form. Any vocalised verbose bullshit is A-ok. And Haz, you sound different to how I remember. It has of course been a whileand I'll be the first to admit that my memory for voices is shit. From what I remember your voice always had an edge of urgency and madness in it, but I could be wrong. The joys of prepared speech __________________ Leave a message...

23-08-2006, 11:00 PM	#51
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	To be fair Cliff, it would help if you lead by example, rather than commenting on how my voice sounds and then not allowing me a proper right of reply . I didn't prepare a speech, I don't um and err when I have a prepared speech. I merely said what I would've posted in response to several posts that were put up. And the urgency and madness, as I said on IRC last night actually, have been greatly moderated from my speech. Presumably a mixture of being less hyperactive and having had a job where my voice was important created this result, but the end product is that my voice has definitely altered and calmed down. Jet: Shouting at myself doesn't appeal, largely as I'm not crazy. Not sure I could bring myself to do it without feeling self-conscious which will inevitably affect any recording. I wasn't actually particularly speaking quietly, as it was early in the day and I was merely speaking freely as I normally do. Incidentally I actually saved this post as a word document and posted it several times to point out just how hypocritical our favourite mod Cliff actually is, what with having only one voice clip and several verbose text-based posts . And to appease the fascist leaders, a voice clip: http://www.sendspace.com/file/2od2eh Last edited by Hazzle; 24-08-2006 at 12:28 AM.

23-08-2006, 11:38 PM	#52
acliff llama llama duck Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 1,818	^^ Spot the difference __________________ Leave a message...

22-08-2006, 11:29 PM	#41
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Bite me you homophobic cunt. Anyone would think I didn't ACT camp. You lot are cunting surprised?!

24-08-2006, 12:42 AM	#53
EmotionSickness Cutie Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: United States Posts: 761	...yeah. __________________ "So you go and you stand on your own.. and you leave on your own. And you go home and you cry, and you want to die..."

24-08-2006, 12:56 AM	#54
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Aww, that's a nice clip. Cliff'll probably delete this message to enjoy it while you can

25-08-2006, 08:08 AM	#58
acliff llama llama duck Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 1,818	As people are having difficulty coming up with something to say, which can be the only reason why they are not participating, I have created a template for you to follow. "Hi I'm **, saying like to KKW. I don't know what shit I should say, so I'll just copy Cliff's approved message. He is the fucking greatest. So, thats it I suppose, Baii" ** is obviously your name, real or forum, or both. Pretty much follow the script word for word, as this will make a good swearing comparison. Remember people how you swear is the window to your soul. If you want to deviate, then thats ok too, just keep in the essential elements: 'your name, kkw, shit, Cliff is the fucking greatest' __________________ Leave a message...

25-08-2006, 07:55 PM	#60
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	"just waste your time here babies" ?!?!!??! wtf? please tell me i misheard that. __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

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