Say this or get banned!

[acliff]

Given that everyone is in a sharing open mood at the moment, I think its time to bring back the legendary KKW audio thread. I'm a fairly modest and humble person, so I won't ask you to say 'Cliff is sexy', but if thats whats on the tip of your tongue, then feel free.

Remember, first post must refer to something we can relate to on this forum, and then any further audio clips can be what you want.

[ryan]

I have naughty thoughts about Acliff at night

[barrington]

Good god, the original Cliff Audio Thread was pure gold. I would kick us off, but heading to the pub; ensuring quality drunken babble on my return.

Edit: Cliff completely neglected any instructions whatsoever, so here they are:

1. Use Windows Sound Recorder (Start > Progs > Accessories > Entertainment) or something of your choice to record yourself saying something relevant.
   
2. Ideally convert to MP3.
   
3. Link here.

Easy.

[Foeni]

Right. The sound quality isn't too good, but you should be able to hear it..

Go go go.

[Lacy]

I don't have anything to say at the moment, but I enjoy listening to accents so keep 'em coming from across the pond

[iximisspiggyixi]

I'll maybe post one later.
I hate my voice, though...I sound like a little girl. In my head I sound ok, but when I hear my voice otherwise, I'm like "WTF?"

[deviljet88]

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[Hazzle]

That was the gayest thing ever.

Funnily enough, you do sound how I imagine Cliff would if he was Australian.

[acliff]

Originally Posted by deviljet88

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Wtf, my name is being uttered by a chipmunk

[Bait]

haha jet wtf

i'll make one later

[Foeni]

Originally Posted by Lacy

I don't have anything to say at the moment, but I enjoy listening to accents so keep 'em coming from across the pond

Download Gtalk and PM me, if you're interested in accents...

[Hazzle]

Heh Fo, you such a playa. You even tried to hit on me on gtalk yesterday

Must be my sexy British accent

[acliff]

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Must be my sexy British accent

Haha you're very good at kidding yourself.

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by acliff

Haha you're very good at kidding yourself.

Hence the face Cliffeh Tongue-in-cheek.

[acliff]

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Hence the face Cliffeh Tongue-in-cheek.

its curious how the smiley you use to express 'tongue in cheek' has the tongue sticking out. I imagine an actual tongue in cheek icon would make it look like it had a cock in your mouth.
An expression you're particularly familiar with.

[Foeni]

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Heh Fo, you such a playa. You even tried to hit on me on gtalk yesterday

Must be my sexy British accent

How could I do that when you logged off before I made the call? It must be in your dreams..

[Hazzle]

Heh. I said TRIED. And I didn't log off, bitch, my computer crashed and when I came back you'd gone dead. You cunt.

And yes Cliff, I like cock in my mouth. It's not my fault there's no tongue-in-cheek smiley, and I believe you're familiar with the concept that "tongue-in-cheek" is a phrase, not to be taken literally Quite often when people are being "tongue-in-cheek" they stick their tongue out. I do anyway (cue innuendo).

[acliff]

So after that post from Haz which I'm sure left a bad taste in his mouth, this thread went dead.

Someone post their recordings, because it will be jokes.
Once I find my microphone, I shall record for your pleasure.

[acliff]

I've got a shit microphone, its one of those table top ones that used to get bundled with computers back in the day. From the state of it, I probably trapped it in doors one to many times. So apologies for the low volume, crackling and stuff.

[runangl]

ughhhhh.... can i have sex with your voice...

muwaha ha... ha... ha.

oh man i love accents... well most of them.




so anyways....

pie anyone? =D