If any body read this message pls. send it to keira

26-06-2004, 06:01 AM

if any body read this message.
i do not have her e.mail address so pls send this message to keria I will be thankfull to you all my life.

Keira you are the one that God himself has made for me and I am the one the God himself have made for you. I love you, I love you, I love you so much that in this world it’s only you to home I love. I wish that I have you in my arms forever and ever and ever. Believe me I am for you and you are for me. It’s not your face or body but some thing inside you that pushes me towards you. I can’t think of a thing but only you. I am dying to have you in my arms forever. Become mine.

Nadeem Shahbaz

Nadeem_ace@hotmail.com
765/14 Al-Tamash Road,
Dheri Hassan Abad,
Rawalpindi. Pakistan.

amishka · 26-06-2004, 10:13 AM

LOLLLLLLLLL x 6.02 x 10^23

J'Adore · 26-06-2004, 10:48 AM

I'm sorry Nadeem, but I doubt anyone here knows her email address, that is if she even has one. You could write to her though, the address of her agent is around here somewhere

You might want to tone that message down somewhat before you do contact Keira

barrington · 26-06-2004, 11:46 AM

Nadeem, you can write to her here:

Keira Knightley
c/o PFD
Drury House
34-43 Russell St
London, England
WC2B 5HA

Hope it works out for you. I hear Acliff offers post-keira counselling.

ryan · 26-06-2004, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amishka

LOLLLLLLLLL x 6.02 x 10^23

a 'lol' times how many atoms are in a mole.
wierdo

Mandy · 26-06-2004, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nadeem Shahbaz

if any body read this message.
i do not have her e.mail address so pls send this message to keria I will be thankfull to you all my life.

Keira you are the one that God himself has made for me and I am the one the God himself have made for you. I love you, I love you, I love you so much that in this world it’s only you to home I love. I wish that I have you in my arms forever and ever and ever. Believe me I am for you and you are for me. It’s not your face or body but some thing inside you that pushes me towards you. I can’t think of a thing but only you. I am dying to have you in my arms forever. Become mine.

Nadeem Shahbaz

Nadeem_ace@hotmail.com
765/14 Al-Tamash Road,
Dheri Hassan Abad,
Rawalpindi. Pakistan.

That's almost really sweet...in a creepy, stalkerish kinda of way.

Sarah · 26-06-2004, 04:11 PM

Crushes hurt. Man you have my sympathy.

acliff · 26-06-2004, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryan

a 'lol' times how many atoms are in a mole.
wierdo

Can't leave a joke without having to kill it can you? You're like the perverted coffin robber of posts. You laugh, dig it back up, reuse it, and fuck it up.
And yes, my post is wierd.

On another note, I do offer affordable post-Keira counselling. guaranteed to work*. PM me for discount cures (porn) and/or advice.

03-07-2004, 03:38 PM

Hey now you only live once, why not shoot for Keira Knightley? It may be a long shot but what the hell? Go nuts.

ryan · 03-07-2004, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acliff

Can't leave a joke without having to kill it can you? You're like the perverted coffin robber of posts. You laugh, dig it back up, reuse it, and fuck it up.
And yes, my post is wierd.

On another note, I do offer affordable post-Keira counselling. guaranteed to work*. PM me for discount cures (porn) and/or advice.

right, because it was such a hilarious joke in the first place.
cliff, quit acting like such a fucking prick.
i know its your style, but give it a rest.

amishka · 03-07-2004, 04:58 PM

ryan stop acting like a little bitch u know he is right

Oencross · 03-07-2004, 05:03 PM

err... well my friend, the thoughts, "seek a better lifestyle," "find better ways to spend your time," and "be realistic" do come to mind, I commend you on your willingness to spread the love over a forum which is continually mocking when you don't seem to have a penis and are pretty much a whipped bitch. So for that I commend you, but I also must say... uhhh... most women are not much for the stalker type, so I'd consider doing something else than pining over miss knightley, just a suggestion though.

03-07-2004, 05:44 PM

wow thank you. That made my day. Oencross is the greatest person on this forum. I almost choked on my bbq I was laughing so hard. Brilliant.

ryan · 03-07-2004, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amishka

ryan stop acting like a little bitch u know he is right

heh, right

DragonRat · 03-07-2004, 07:12 PM

Well, I'm sure she'd be flattered if you sent her the letter. It has an idealistic quality to it. You might need to persuade her a bit stronger on the whole idea of how you're what God intended for her. Other than that, good luck on that. Many of us may have felt that way about Keira in one way or another, but we were always grounded in reality - in the off-realization that we have no chance whatsoever. Idealism of that type is either to be commended or rejected. Let's see where it takes you, eh?

Cycleofthemoon · 12-07-2004, 08:12 PM

Woo, this kid has passion, man.

jetsniper · 12-07-2004, 08:31 PM

XD XD XD

Oencross....that was great....heh. The topic creator had me laughing the hardest though.

Julespaxton · 12-07-2004, 08:38 PM

ok ok ok. we laughed. brilliant. lockage

26-06-2004, 06:01 AM	#1
Nadeem Shahbaz Guest Posts: n/a	If any body read this message pls. send it to keira if any body read this message. i do not have her e.mail address so pls send this message to keria I will be thankfull to you all my life. Keira you are the one that God himself has made for me and I am the one the God himself have made for you. I love you, I love you, I love you so much that in this world it’s only you to home I love. I wish that I have you in my arms forever and ever and ever. Believe me I am for you and you are for me. It’s not your face or body but some thing inside you that pushes me towards you. I can’t think of a thing but only you. I am dying to have you in my arms forever. Become mine. Nadeem Shahbaz Nadeem_ace@hotmail.com 765/14 Al-Tamash Road, Dheri Hassan Abad, Rawalpindi. Pakistan.

03-07-2004, 03:38 PM	#9
Kyle_West Guest Posts: n/a	dude Hey now you only live once, why not shoot for Keira Knightley? It may be a long shot but what the hell? Go nuts.

03-07-2004, 05:44 PM	#13
Kyle_West Guest Posts: n/a	ahah wow thank you. That made my day. Oencross is the greatest person on this forum. I almost choked on my bbq I was laughing so hard. Brilliant.

03-07-2004, 07:12 PM	#15
DragonRat Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 507	Well, I'm sure she'd be flattered if you sent her the letter. It has an idealistic quality to it. You might need to persuade her a bit stronger on the whole idea of how you're what God intended for her. Other than that, good luck on that. Many of us may have felt that way about Keira in one way or another, but we were always grounded in reality - in the off-realization that we have no chance whatsoever. Idealism of that type is either to be commended or rejected. Let's see where it takes you, eh? __________________ "I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting time." - Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) "Football is about if you want to run and fight for each other, if you really want to play that killer ball." - Robin van Persie, Arsenal FC

12-07-2004, 08:12 PM	#16
Cycleofthemoon Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: USA Posts: 45	Woo, this kid has passion, man. __________________ Cycle of the moon brings blood to the woman, and the blood of the woman brings birth of a child. TOC-Taste of Chains

26-06-2004, 10:13 AM	#2
amishka Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oceana Posts: 68	LOLLLLLLLLL x 6.02 x 10^23

26-06-2004, 10:48 AM	#3
J'Adore Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: England Posts: 56	I'm sorry Nadeem, but I doubt anyone here knows her email address, that is if she even has one. You could write to her though, the address of her agent is around here somewhere You might want to tone that message down somewhat before you do contact Keira

26-06-2004, 11:46 AM	#4
barrington Kite-Eating Tree Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 1,121	Nadeem, you can write to her here: Keira Knightley c/o PFD Drury House 34-43 Russell St London, England WC2B 5HA Hope it works out for you. I hear Acliff offers post-keira counselling.

26-06-2004, 04:11 PM	#7
Sarah Nice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England Posts: 1,020	Crushes hurt. Man you have my sympathy.

03-07-2004, 04:58 PM	#11
amishka Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oceana Posts: 68	ryan stop acting like a little bitch u know he is right

03-07-2004, 05:03 PM	#12
Oencross Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 63	err... well my friend, the thoughts, "seek a better lifestyle," "find better ways to spend your time," and "be realistic" do come to mind, I commend you on your willingness to spread the love over a forum which is continually mocking when you don't seem to have a penis and are pretty much a whipped bitch. So for that I commend you, but I also must say... uhhh... most women are not much for the stalker type, so I'd consider doing something else than pining over miss knightley, just a suggestion though.

12-07-2004, 08:31 PM	#17
jetsniper Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 14	XD XD XD Oencross....that was great....heh. The topic creator had me laughing the hardest though.

12-07-2004, 08:38 PM	#18
Julespaxton Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: U to the K Posts: 119	ok ok ok. we laughed. brilliant. lockage

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