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acliff · 13-07-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by keira89

it does a bit, but I felt so bad when I was younger and all the other girls were mean at me!

You shouldn't feel bad, you should be gleeful at the chance of being mean to a big girl now

keira89 · 13-07-2006, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

If that's what it takes to make you feel good about yourself Cliff I pity you

I may be shorter than you but I am also far superior to you in every way

is the second phrase for me?

GoPre · 13-07-2006, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by runangl

soccer. you're obviously from the states. where abouts?

Buffalo

acliff · 13-07-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by devine kk

And yes we shorties can take over the world. It would appear that Cliff is the only one who can accept it, perhaps he is skinny also.

Skinny and short would be terrible. Athletic would be the term, some people here would agree. I'm doing gymnastics training at the moment, so I'm sure my shoulders will get wider.

Keira89, Haz is a meanie isn't he? He only says these things because he has a tiny willy

duckula · 13-07-2006, 05:44 PM

Name: Francis (sometimes Frank).

Age: 21

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Object that describes you: Stupid question.

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Foeni · 13-07-2006, 06:08 PM

Name: Niels (normally fo around here)
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Hobbies: Movies, history (mainly 'newer' history). Being with friends, getting drunk with friends.

Hazzle · 13-07-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by keira89

is the second phrase for me?

No. Saying I was superior to you in every way would be pleonastic in the extreme.

Cliff needs reminding from time to time. Especially as I have a bigger penis than he does.

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Originally Posted by acliff

Skinny and short would be terrible. Athletic would be the term, some people here would agree. I'm doing gymnastics training at the moment, so I'm sure my shoulders will get wider.

Yeah. Cliff is athletic, and yet manages to make muscles look incredibly gay. You know the type.

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keira89, Haz is a meanie isn't he? He only says these things because he has a tiny willy

Just because I was smaller than that massive dildo you wanted me to fuck you with...

Bait · 14-07-2006, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by deviljet88

And rofl @ Bait for being pwnd.

haha you know i obviously dont care...if i did i wouldnt have put that in.

and to haz...
yeah i like my jacket i think it looks quite nice. So if shopping for a sportsbike that is capable of running 10's in the quarter mile is gay, then label me as you wish because i love it.

however if you get to label then i'm going to throw out my own. After noticing your frequent trend of flaming and now i find out you are 5'2 i'm going to have to label you with the napoleon complex.

acliff · 14-07-2006, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bait

haha you know i obviously dont care...if i did i wouldnt have put that in.

and to haz...
yeah i like my jacket i think it looks quite nice. So if shopping for a sportsbike that is capable of running 10's in the quarter mile is gay, then label me as you wish because i love it.

however if you get to label then i'm going to throw out my own. After noticing your frequent trend of flaming and now i find out you are 5'2 i'm going to have to label you with the napoleon complex.

I think he'll find that a compliment rather than an insult, because then he'll have a real condition to blame his generally bad character on. Whats worse than Haz? Haz with medical note backup.

Hazzle · 14-07-2006, 07:47 AM

What Cliff said. In fact I even had a blog called The Napoleon Complex once

Flaming? Is that some sort of gay byword?

acliff · 14-07-2006, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

What Cliff said. In fact I even had a blog called The Napoleon Complex once

Flaming? Is that some sort of gay byword?

I don't know, it might be something related to overstretching the sphincter

Hazzle · 14-07-2006, 09:04 AM

Nothing to do with me then. I'm a strict Vagitarian.

ryan · 14-07-2006, 10:31 AM

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ryan, almost 22, male, ohio

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6'0", 174 lbs, dark brown hair, grey eyes

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filmmaking, video games, golf, gym

Hazzle · 14-07-2006, 10:34 AM

No offence Ryan, but who over the age of 16 actually says "nearly" when talking about their age?

Next you'll be saying you're 21 and 11/12ths.

ryan · 14-07-2006, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

No offence Ryan, but who over the age of 16 actually says "nearly" when talking about their age?

Next you'll be saying you're 21 and 11/12ths.

"nearly" means two weeks, as in close enough that i am already that age.

Hazzle · 14-07-2006, 01:47 PM

Then just call yourself 22 (and yes, I noticed it was only two weeks away

). Although why anyone over the age of 15 wants to make themselves older, even by two weeks, is beyond me.

If it was me I'd want to remain 21 for as long as possible.

Especially as it's such a great age. I miss being 21

hasselbrad · 14-07-2006, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

Especially as it's such a great age. I miss being 21

I scarcely remember it. *cries*

Hazzle · 14-07-2006, 02:00 PM

Old cunt (oops, am I allowed to say that?). Bet you're as arid as the Sahara.

hasselbrad · 14-07-2006, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

Old cunt (oops, am I allowed to say that?). Bet you're as arid as the Sahara.

And crumbling like the Sphinx.

Hazzle · 14-07-2006, 02:05 PM

Cunts crumble? EW! Good thing I prefer penis then I suppose...

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13-07-2006, 05:44 PM	#45
duckula Nobler in the mind. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,214	Name: Francis (sometimes Frank). Age: 21 Sex: Male Profile: Better than you. Somewhere in the region of 5'10" tall. Charming. Witty. Genius. All this and more. Hobbies: Y'know, stuff. Object that describes you: Stupid question. Credit card number: Come here and I will tell you. Fun Fact: Infinity is blue.

14-07-2006, 07:47 AM	#50
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	What Cliff said. In fact I even had a blog called The Napoleon Complex once Flaming? Is that some sort of gay byword?

14-07-2006, 09:04 AM	#52
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Nothing to do with me then. I'm a strict Vagitarian.

14-07-2006, 10:31 AM	#53
ryan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 901	Name, Age, Sex, Location: ryan, almost 22, male, ohio Summary: 6'0", 174 lbs, dark brown hair, grey eyes Interests/Hobbies: filmmaking, video games, golf, gym

14-07-2006, 10:34 AM	#54
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	No offence Ryan, but who over the age of 16 actually says "nearly" when talking about their age? Next you'll be saying you're 21 and 11/12ths.

14-07-2006, 01:47 PM	#56
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Then just call yourself 22 (and yes, I noticed it was only two weeks away ). Although why anyone over the age of 15 wants to make themselves older, even by two weeks, is beyond me. If it was me I'd want to remain 21 for as long as possible. Especially as it's such a great age. I miss being 21

14-07-2006, 02:00 PM	#58
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Old cunt (oops, am I allowed to say that?). Bet you're as arid as the Sahara.

14-07-2006, 02:05 PM	#60
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Cunts crumble? EW! Good thing I prefer penis then I suppose...

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