9 Things I Hate About Everyone.....

Digital_Ice · 01-07-2006, 01:59 PM

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Mandy · 01-07-2006, 02:01 PM

So much anger.

Digital_Ice · 01-07-2006, 02:04 PM

heh, it was a fwd i recived. i usually delete fwds, but hotmail opened it for me when i deleted the prev message. so anyway. i posted it.

Juliamariskamadadh · 01-07-2006, 02:19 PM

LOL Ice!

Mandy · 01-07-2006, 02:47 PM

LOL Julia!

deviljet88 · 01-07-2006, 02:50 PM

Number 9 actually isn't all that stupid since bus stops over here have multiple buses that pass through, so asking about another bus to another route... not all that bad. But yeah, had that chain e-mail before, the "life is short" one is fave.

iximisspiggyixi · 01-07-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

That one made me laugh.

Cause, um, I kinda do it ALL the time. :icon_err:

Mandy · 01-07-2006, 04:19 PM

Mmmm, I kinda want some cake now.

Digital_Ice · 01-07-2006, 05:13 PM

mmm cake?

Hazzle · 01-07-2006, 08:59 PM

Meh. I just hate everything about everyone.

hasselbrad · 01-07-2006, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

Meh. I just hate everything about everyone.

What he said...

...and that stuff was lifted from a comedian. I can't remember who. Sounds like Denis Leary (for the anger) but he's not that good. And, if he did say it, chances are he lifted it from another comedian.
Might've been Bill Hicks.

Digital_Ice · 01-07-2006, 09:33 PM

its not bill hicks, i can tell you that much. I am ahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge bill hicks fan.

DefyingGravity · 01-07-2006, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

Haha. More like, I'm the type of person to get up and manually change the channel while I'm looking for the remote, and then continue looking for the remote after I've changed the channel. :icon_err:

Mandy · 01-07-2006, 09:49 PM

The way my cable and cable receiver is set up, I HAVE to have the remote to change the channel. There's no way to change it on the receiver. So yeah, I'm always having to look for the remote.

hasselbrad · 01-07-2006, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

its not bill hicks, i can tell you that much. I am ahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge bill hicks fan.

Yeah. I think the use of "sunshine" threw me off 'cause he used that in a bit I saw. Do you have a copy of his Flying Saucer Tour show from Pittsburgh?
Oh God is he phenomenal. The crowd is uptight and not laughing, but he manages to turn the room.

Digital_Ice · 01-07-2006, 10:06 PM

nope.

philosophy (cd), one night stand (dvd) totally bill hicks (dvd) shock & awe (cd), relentless (cd), love laughter & truth (cd), Rant in E minor (cd), Live in LA (cd), human fellowship (cd), filling up the hump (cd), dangerous (cd), & chicago 1989 (cd)

allied_assult · 04-07-2006, 12:44 AM

haha thise things make me made 2. especially the remote thing

hasselbrad · 04-07-2006, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

nope.

philosophy (cd), one night stand (dvd) totally bill hicks (dvd) shock & awe (cd), relentless (cd), love laughter & truth (cd), Rant in E minor (cd), Live in LA (cd), human fellowship (cd), filling up the hump (cd), dangerous (cd), & chicago 1989 (cd)

If I can figure out how to make a copy I could send it to you.

Jacoby · 04-07-2006, 02:43 AM

Remotes? I just make my girlfriend change the channel.

She was actually fired from a few jobs because I didn't want to watch what was on the TV.

marine · 04-07-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jacoby

Remotes? I just make my girlfriend change the channel.

She was actually fired from a few jobs because I didn't want to watch what was on the TV.

and how do you explain that on?

01-07-2006, 01:59 PM	#1
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	9 Things I Hate About Everyone..... 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

01-07-2006, 02:04 PM	#3
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	heh, it was a fwd i recived. i usually delete fwds, but hotmail opened it for me when i deleted the prev message. so anyway. i posted it. __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

01-07-2006, 02:19 PM	#4
Juliamariskamadadh Shoutbox Abuser Join Date: May 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 135	LOL Ice! __________________ Luv Jules

01-07-2006, 05:13 PM	#9
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	mmm cake? __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

01-07-2006, 09:33 PM	#12
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	its not bill hicks, i can tell you that much. I am ahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge bill hicks fan. __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

01-07-2006, 02:01 PM	#2
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	So much anger.

01-07-2006, 02:47 PM	#5
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	LOL Julia!

01-07-2006, 04:19 PM	#8
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Mmmm, I kinda want some cake now.

01-07-2006, 08:59 PM	#10
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Meh. I just hate everything about everyone.

01-07-2006, 09:49 PM	#14
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	The way my cable and cable receiver is set up, I HAVE to have the remote to change the channel. There's no way to change it on the receiver. So yeah, I'm always having to look for the remote.

01-07-2006, 10:06 PM	#16
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	nope. philosophy (cd), one night stand (dvd) totally bill hicks (dvd) shock & awe (cd), relentless (cd), love laughter & truth (cd), Rant in E minor (cd), Live in LA (cd), human fellowship (cd), filling up the hump (cd), dangerous (cd), & chicago 1989 (cd) __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

04-07-2006, 12:44 AM	#17
allied_assult Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 109	haha thise things make me made 2. especially the remote thing __________________ 93rd member of the KK Posse

04-07-2006, 02:43 AM	#19
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	Remotes? I just make my girlfriend change the channel. She was actually fired from a few jobs because I didn't want to watch what was on the TV. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

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