I Am In Love With Keira Knightly.

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 08:30 PM

I will begin this forum with a warning. If you are going to post irrelevant and/or bash my true love for Keira, then leave now. None of you are worthy to even talk about Ms. Knightley considering your infactuations for her could never amount to my honest, and pure love for this beautiful goddess of the world. I am the Keira Knightley Obsessionist. I don't obsess over her, I AM THE Obsessor.

She drips with beauty. Everything about her makes my private parts tingle with satisfaction. Her eyes glow and her cheek bones are so feminine. Her body is so perfect, it looks as if Da Vinci painted her atop Earth's canvas himself. Her voice makes me melt and my heart begins to quiver when she smiles. I can't breathe when others say her name and I dream about being in a room with her. We go places together and sing together and hold hands and I touch her porcelain skin. She is the most glamorous human being on this Earth and sometimes I even wonder if she is real. One day, all of these things will be mine. I will own her, I will hold her, I will kiss her perfect lips, I will sleep with her, she will be mine and I will be hers and we will join in holy matrimony.

For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious.

Anyone on this site that disagrees, will have me to deal with.
So open the forum and let us begin!
A duel so fit for such a precious prize.

Sincerely,
Duke X. Addiction

Jacoby · 08-07-2006, 08:44 PM

There's no "h" in Da Vinci.

And I hope this was a joke.

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 08:48 PM

Joke? Oh my dear, this thread is the FARTHEST from a joke.
Check back, I added something just for you.

For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious.

I love Keira Knightley and nothing will stop me from making her mine.
In all honesty, and sincerity.
:fencing:.

Ranman · 08-07-2006, 08:52 PM

Jez another loser, Where do we attract them. Lets keep this hello simple

Go fuck yourself

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman

Jez another loser, Where do we attrack them. Lets keep this hello simple

Go fuck yourself

Excuse me, but I believe the correct spelling for "attract" is "attract."

And, I won't be needing to masterbate. I will have Keira to do all the work for me.

~!

kingdumbass · 08-07-2006, 08:58 PM

He heh....
This guy is awesome.

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 09:00 PM

Why thank you

I believe Keira herself would agree.

Ranman · 08-07-2006, 09:01 PM

why don't you go die, loser

calereneau · 08-07-2006, 09:02 PM

This is the best joke ever! No one as creepy as the person you describe could write so beautifully. Your words are like honey that fall from your luscious fingertips onto the keyboard and permeate throughout my being. So lovely is your exquisite prose that I, myself, do not forsee a future for myself that does not involve you in it, my muse. I shall dedicate my waking life to the beauty of your mind and the pleasuring of my genitals. You are the spirit of light in my darkened existence, and I love you. Deeply.

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 09:03 PM

Nice. Why don't you stop accusing people of being a loser as you flick through the Keira Knightley Obsessors forum?
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. who are you to be judging anyone?

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calereneau

This is the best joke ever! No one as creepy as the person you describe could write so beautifully. Your words are like honey that fall from your luscious fingertips onto the keyboard and permeate throughout my being. So lovely is your exquisite prose that I, myself, do not forsee a future for myself that does not involve you in it, my muse. I shall dedicate my waking life to the beauty of your mind and the pleasuring of my genitals. You are the spirit of light in my darkened existence, and I love you. Deeply.

I appreciate your love. But I'm taken. By my beautiful soulmate, Keira. And I assure you, I mean every word I type. :icon_redf

calereneau · 08-07-2006, 09:19 PM

I shall not be brushed aside so swiftly, my heart. Your words have captivated me to the utmost and I will endeavor until our souls are one, intertwined in the madness of this world. We will laugh together, dance together, live our lives together, die together. Dearest love, you are a beautiful, unique flower and I am but a humble bee, lost in the masses of my kind. I will polinate you with the fervor of the great lovers of the past. You, my soul, are my life.

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calereneau

I shall not be brushed aside so swiftly, my heart. Your words have captivated me to the utmost and I will endeavor until our souls are one, intertwined in the madness of this world. We will laugh together, dance together, live our lives together, die together. Dearest love, you are a beautiful, unique flower and I am but a humble bee, lost in the masses of my kind. I will polinate you with the fervor of the great lovers of the past. You, my soul, are my life.

You are a foul temptress that is trying to sway my love from Keira. That shall never happen.

And back to the dicussion!
I love Keira Knightley and I currently am marveling over her undies.

Swordsman · 08-07-2006, 09:26 PM

So... you still live in your mom's basement?

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 09:27 PM

Actually I live in Keira's basement.

......she doesn't know it yet though......:icon_redf

Swordsman · 08-07-2006, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KEIRA ADDICTION

Actually I live in Keira's basement.

......she doesn't know it yet though......:icon_redf

So...how's being a chump ass working out for you?

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 09:32 PM

It's pretty good. I have a pretty decent life.

I want her naked body.

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 09:46 PM

With every brittle bone in my body, I ache for her. My soul wraps around her body and holds on to all of the hope I have for "US". All of the pain I must endure, I do it for her. The things people call me and say to me. They say I am a "stalker". But they don't know. I am merely a victim of endless, pure, true love. There is no moving on for me, this is it. She is her and I am him. I need her and want her more than anything in the world.
As I ponder in her basement I know I should just confess my feelings for her, to her. I have come so far, as to be inside her own habitat. But I cannot bring myself to do it. I do not have the courage, not the strength. To look into those phenominal eyes and tell her all that I have gone through to come this far. She is my journey, she is my quest in life.
Fuck Romeo & Juliet. This is no fairytale.
I am a closet poet, and a closet lover. If you listen to my tale, you will realize that it is incredibly heroic and true. I surrender to love.
Keira Knightley, I love you. Won't you journey into your basement and find me here, crying over my lost bravery.

Swordsman · 08-07-2006, 09:55 PM

You should just get the restraining order now. Might save her some time if you love her so much.

Pearl · 08-07-2006, 09:58 PM

So...would you actually drink the poison for her and die if she wanted you to?

08-07-2006, 08:30 PM	#1
KEIRA ADDICTION Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12	I Am In Love With Keira Knightly. I will begin this forum with a warning. If you are going to post irrelevant and/or bash my true love for Keira, then leave now. None of you are worthy to even talk about Ms. Knightley considering your infactuations for her could never amount to my honest, and pure love for this beautiful goddess of the world. I am the Keira Knightley Obsessionist. I don't obsess over her, I AM *THE* Obsessor. She drips with beauty. Everything about her makes my private parts tingle with satisfaction. Her eyes glow and her cheek bones are so feminine. Her body is so perfect, it looks as if Da Vinci painted her atop Earth's canvas himself. Her voice makes me melt and my heart begins to quiver when she smiles. I can't breathe when others say her name and I dream about being in a room with her. We go places together and sing together and hold hands and I touch her porcelain skin. She is the most glamorous human being on this Earth and sometimes I even wonder if she is real. One day, all of these things will be mine. I will own her, I will hold her, I will kiss her perfect lips, I will sleep with her, she will be mine and I will be hers and we will join in holy matrimony. For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious. Anyone on this site that disagrees, will have me to deal with. So open the forum and let us begin! A duel so fit for such a precious prize. Sincerely, Duke X. Addiction

08-07-2006, 08:44 PM	#2
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	There's no "h" in Da Vinci. And I hope this was a joke. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

08-07-2006, 09:02 PM	#9
calereneau Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 241	This is the best joke ever! No one as creepy as the person you describe could write so beautifully. Your words are like honey that fall from your luscious fingertips onto the keyboard and permeate throughout my being. So lovely is your exquisite prose that I, myself, do not forsee a future for myself that does not involve you in it, my muse. I shall dedicate my waking life to the beauty of your mind and the pleasuring of my genitals. You are the spirit of light in my darkened existence, and I love you. Deeply. __________________ Like Lucky Charms...Only Yummier!

08-07-2006, 09:19 PM	#12
calereneau Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 241	I shall not be brushed aside so swiftly, my heart. Your words have captivated me to the utmost and I will endeavor until our souls are one, intertwined in the madness of this world. We will laugh together, dance together, live our lives together, die together. Dearest love, you are a beautiful, unique flower and I am but a humble bee, lost in the masses of my kind. I will polinate you with the fervor of the great lovers of the past. You, my soul, are my life. __________________ Like Lucky Charms...Only Yummier!

08-07-2006, 09:26 PM	#14
Swordsman Voted Best! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: DIY LV Posts: 514	So... you still live in your mom's basement? __________________ Fuck the punk scene, up the punk community.

08-07-2006, 08:48 PM	#3
KEIRA ADDICTION Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12	Joke? Oh my dear, this thread is the FARTHEST from a joke. Check back, I added something just for you. For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious. I love Keira Knightley and nothing will stop me from making her mine. In all honesty, and sincerity. :fencing:.

08-07-2006, 08:52 PM	#4
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Jez another loser, Where do we attract them. Lets keep this hello simple Go fuck yourself

08-07-2006, 08:58 PM	#6
kingdumbass Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan, usa Posts: 866	He heh.... This guy is awesome.

08-07-2006, 09:00 PM	#7
KEIRA ADDICTION Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12	Why thank you I believe Keira herself would agree.

08-07-2006, 09:01 PM	#8
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	why don't you go die, loser

08-07-2006, 09:03 PM	#10
KEIRA ADDICTION Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12	Nice. Why don't you stop accusing people of being a loser as you flick through the Keira Knightley Obsessors forum? Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. who are you to be judging anyone?

08-07-2006, 09:27 PM	#15
KEIRA ADDICTION Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12	Actually I live in Keira's basement. ......she doesn't know it yet though......:icon_redf

08-07-2006, 09:32 PM	#17
KEIRA ADDICTION Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12	It's pretty good. I have a pretty decent life. I want her naked body.

08-07-2006, 09:46 PM	#18
KEIRA ADDICTION Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12	With every brittle bone in my body, I ache for her. My soul wraps around her body and holds on to all of the hope I have for "US". All of the pain I must endure, I do it for her. The things people call me and say to me. They say I am a "stalker". But they don't know. I am merely a victim of endless, pure, true love. There is no moving on for me, this is it. She is her and I am him. I need her and want her more than anything in the world. As I ponder in her basement I know I should just confess my feelings for her, to her. I have come so far, as to be inside her own habitat. But I cannot bring myself to do it. I do not have the courage, not the strength. To look into those phenominal eyes and tell her all that I have gone through to come this far. She is my journey, she is my quest in life. Fuck Romeo & Juliet. This is no fairytale. I am a closet poet, and a closet lover. If you listen to my tale, you will realize that it is incredibly heroic and true. I surrender to love. Keira Knightley, I love you. Won't you journey into your basement and find me here, crying over my lost bravery.

08-07-2006, 09:55 PM	#19
Swordsman Voted Best! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: DIY LV Posts: 514	You should just get the restraining order now. Might save her some time if you love her so much. __________________ Fuck the punk scene, up the punk community.

08-07-2006, 09:58 PM	#20
Pearl Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Staten Island, New York Posts: 181	So...would you actually drink the poison for her and die if she wanted you to?

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