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Old 29-06-2006, 04:50 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #41
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:icon_err: Right.
I keed...I keed.

As far as this Keely goes, I'm not really a fan of big breasts, myself.
The French contend that the perfect breast fits into a champagne glass, and for once, I agree with them. My ex-wife had DD's, and when they aren't airbrushed, they look kind of like an alien's head...all veiny and shit. I'm good with a B cup, small C at the biggest.
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Generally I'd agree with you. But in this case you're so wong.
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Old 29-06-2006, 11:59 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #43
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Generally I'd agree with you. But in this case you're so wong.
No...you wong!
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No...you wong!
Bite me. Most women with big breasts I'd agree with you. Keeley's extraordinary though. And crucially she's got a great arse, great legs and a great face. In the last FHM poll for sexiest woman in the World, she was expected to win the thing, despite it being her first year in it, and although she didn't, she came a very very close second to our own Keira. Which puts her above a LOT of people.

So you wongest.
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Old 30-06-2006, 06:06 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #45
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After exhaustive study of the provided links, I think it's her broad shoulders that turn me off. I like a woman who's narrow through the shoulders, and a bit wider through the hips. Keely's shoulders appear wider than her hips....which makes her a bit mannish for my tastes...but hey, to each his own.
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Old 01-07-2006, 01:04 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #46
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After exhaustive study of the provided links
All in the interests of science, eh?

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I think it's her broad shoulders that turn me off. I like a woman who's narrow through the shoulders, and a bit wider through the hips. Keely's shoulders appear wider than her hips....which makes her a bit mannish for my tastes...but hey, to each his own.
Actually her measurements are symmetrical. 32 inches around the bust, 32 around the hips. She has a pretty perfect figure, but I suppose you like more junk in the trunk
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Old 01-07-2006, 08:57 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #47
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All in the interests of science, eh?
I was wearing a lab coat and everything.
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I was wearing a lab coat and everything.
Good plan! White stains on the trousers are so not cool.
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Old 01-07-2006, 09:27 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #49
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Good plan! White stains on the trousers are so not cool.
I guess I should have clarified...I was wearing only a labcoat.
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Brad, how did you guess one of my fantasies?

A scorching hot woman is preferable, but you'll do
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I guess I should have clarified...I was wearing only a labcoat.
Understandable. You need room to breathe and whatnot when examining Keeley. Fucking stunning. You so would.
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:46 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #52
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Brad, how did you guess one of my fantasies?

A scorching hot woman is preferable, but you'll do
That puts you somewhere between necrophiliac and Billy Bob Thornton on the freaky scale.
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That puts you somewhere between necrophiliac and Billy Bob Thornton on the freaky scale.
hey, billy bob got to screw the hell out of a.jolie for a while there. i don't care how freaky he is, thats one lucky man. (though, she herself is also a freak )
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hey, billy bob got to screw the hell out of a.jolie for a while there. i don't care how freaky he is, thats one lucky man. (though, she herself is also a freak )
She is crazy, I would not let my bits near that woman in fear of me ending up in the hospital sans my business.

That's a lie, I'd do her.

Keeley's okay. She'd get it, too.
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To dispell the myth that Keeley's face is "ordinary":
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she has a mustache
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she has a mustache
So does your mother.
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Yeah. Top model has moustache, rather than it being a shadow...
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Old 29-07-2006, 01:58 PM   #60
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I hunted that down and goddamn, that pic is beautiful.

The girl looks amazing without make-up also. pics of her in an interview somewhere..
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