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Old 22-06-2006, 03:17 AM   #1
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Keeley Hazell [NSFW]

A deserted island, some bottles of rum, and this luscious daughter of Eve...
... paradise on earth.

Your thoughts?
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Old 22-06-2006, 06:07 AM   Senior Registered Member #2
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I think she would get it.
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Old 22-06-2006, 06:10 AM   Senior Registered Member #3
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The daughter of Eve is not as good looking as thought she would be.
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:15 AM   #4
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Eve didn't had any daughter.she just had two son.
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Not the best picture of her but I'm with you mate, fucking stunning. My girlfriend doesn't think so but then she wouldn't.

http://tinyurl.com/ppgu9 NSFW

Try any of the sites on here.

Or take a look at this .

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She has lovely breasts.

However, if you hear her speak, she sounds quite common, but that was to be expected.
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She has lovely breasts.

However, if you hear her speak, she sounds quite common, but that was to be expected.
Yeah, that and her attraction to Joe Cole are the only really worrying things about her. She's from Bromley, isn't she? Would explain a lot...

Everyone goes on about her breasts, and it's understandable, but she has a great arse and a great pair of pins too. She's got a pretty nice face too.

Didn't she also come second to Keira in the FHM 100 Sexiest Women poll this year?

She's also clearly already decided to be my wife. Keeley Hazzle. What? Oh.
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Old 22-06-2006, 10:40 AM   #8
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Haz, your girlfriend is a smart girl.

I think she's beyond hideous. Nice stomach/legs, yes, but her tits are just GROSS. And her face is ordinary, there are alot of girls who look like that. Plus she looks like she has bad teeth.

Plus I really just don't see the appeal in constantly prancing around without a top on. I know her boobs are big, but honestly, they're icky. Put them away.
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Haz, your girlfriend is a smart girl.

I think she's beyond hideous. Nice stomach/legs, yes, but her tits are just GROSS. And her face is ordinary, there are alot of girls who look like that. Plus she looks like she has bad teeth.

Plus I really just don't see the appeal in constantly prancing around without a top on. I know her boobs are big, but honestly, they're icky. Put them away.
You are very wrong.

Firstly, the your reaction of 'beyond hideous' is a touch severe, considering you've said that she has a nice stomach/legs and average face. If alot of girls had faces of that quality, then I think they'd be a lot more happier men in the world.
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If alot of girls had faces of that quality, then I think they'd be a lot more happier men in the world.
Exactly. Screw the breasts or anything else for a second, if there are a lot of girls with faces like them, I'd like to meet them. Please. Desperately.

Keeley Hazell is sex on legs. She's common as muck but so long as she kept her mouth shut I doubt any man wouldn't. Assuming he was allowed to and all (I know a lot of guys wouldn't because they're faithful to their partners etc). I fall into this category, but I'm honest enough to admit that if I wasn't with my girlfriend, and if I had the opportunity (hah, fat chance!) I'd definitely sleep with Keeley.
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Old 22-06-2006, 12:47 PM   #12
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Exactly. Screw the breasts or anything else for a second, if there are a lot of girls with faces like them, I'd like to meet them. Please. Desperately.

Keeley Hazell is sex on legs. She's common as muck but so long as she kept her mouth shut I doubt any man wouldn't. Assuming he was allowed to and all (I know a lot of guys wouldn't because they're faithful to their partners etc). I fall into this category, but I'm honest enough to admit that if I wasn't with my girlfriend, and if I had the opportunity (hah, fat chance!) I'd definitely sleep with Keeley.
Man your girlfriend sounds so lucky to have you. :icon_err:
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Man your girlfriend sounds so lucky to have you. :icon_err:
Shouldn't it be the other way round, Haz being lucky to have a modern Helen Keller as a girlfriend? Although if personality counts for anything, the relationship won't last long :P
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Shouldn't it be the other way round, Haz being lucky to have a modern Helen Keller as a girlfriend? Although if personality counts for anything, the relationship won't last long :P
Heh.

Anyway, enough about my love life, Ms Hazell if you don't mind?

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Old 22-06-2006, 05:36 PM   #15
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Her face is ordinary? -- extraordinary you mean.

(I'll forgive the typo -- she can leave one stuck for the right word.)
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Agreed Sundance. There IS a reason Hef is DESPERATE to have her in his magazine. I fucking hope he succeeds too
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:18 PM   #17
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Hef may want her on top of his magazine, between the pages. I want her on top of me, between silk sheets.

I'd ravish her for certain.
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Old 22-06-2006, 09:31 PM   Officer #18
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Her face has a more cute-like beauty, if that makes any sense. Her face doesn't stand out to me as jaw-droppingly gorgeous or even that stunning, but she's very, very pretty. And her boobs are killer, if not a tad too large for her tiny frame.
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Old 29-06-2006, 12:32 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #19
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I'd say she's sexy here:

http://tinyurl.com/qjskc NSFW

And sultry here:

http://tinyurl.com/mkzlo NSFW

And cute here:

http://tinyurl.com/lh3yv NSFW

She's got the lot.

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Old 29-06-2006, 03:36 AM   Senior Registered Member #20
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