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Old 21-06-2006, 09:34 AM   #21
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Originally Posted by DefyingGravity
...err, especially tar. :icon_err:
Tar?... And feathers, too?

My thoughts on Keira's fashion are best summed up by the quote in my sig.
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Old 21-06-2006, 07:33 PM   #22
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That isn't that bad, but did you look at some of her others... the one with rupert is the only really questionable one..
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Old 05-07-2006, 08:56 AM   #23
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Cool Men are unnecessary

Living without men is easy if you have the chemistry. Read "Pheromones cause disease: the exocrinology of anorexia nervosa." Now, curing AN is trivial. You take some chewing gum and wipe it over the face of some nice father of a teenager or twenty-something, then chew the gum and your AN will disappear! The hard part is getting your dad to sit still, of course. Wipe the gum wherever a proper daughter would kiss her daddy. Make sure he's healthy w/out blemishes, of course.

The worry is jealousy. If you chew the daddy gum, your beau may be suspicious after kissing you! Incidentally, try to avoid NSAIDS like aspirin while doing this.

Unfortunately, I'm completely serious. Take this strange advice and never worry about poor mental health or eating disorders ever again.

Need confirmation that this works? Ask Jessica Simpson or Leelee Sobieski.
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Old 05-07-2006, 11:34 AM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #25
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Originally Posted by Hazzle
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:15 PM   #26
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I really HATE this website. They make fun of actresses for the slightest reason. Even those that don't deserve it. The site is run by two old and bitter ladies who I'm sure have no life, no boyfriends and are horribly ugly.
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