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Old 03-06-2006, 11:26 AM   Senior Registered Member #1
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This Is Funny....

Observe:
http://news.scotsman.com/entertainment.cfm?id=819932006

"Keira's Top Secret Diet Tips"


So the Scotsman has picked up on Keira's Elle interview, and found a totally ridiculous way to spin it. Seems that Keira exists on a diet solely of pasta and wine.

And the most hilarious part? They ACTUALLY CONSULTED A DOCTOR on this, knowing fully well that Keira never claimed eating pasta and drinking wine is the secret to being thin in the first place. Are the entertainment writers at the Scotsman illiterate? Just click the link and read the article.

This is a spin on Keira's interview that not even I could foresee. Bwa-ha ha ha ha ha!
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I THINK it's tongue-in-cheek.
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Old 03-06-2006, 12:19 PM   #3
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I'd like to put my tongue in her cheek...uhhhh both types of cheeks *blushing*
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Old 03-06-2006, 12:22 PM   Senior Registered Member #4
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Yowza!!!
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I'd like to put my tongue in her cheek...uhhhh both types of cheeks *blushing*
Not if I get there first.

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Yowza!!!
Ahh, someone unaware of how much lesbians like the whole salad-tossing thing. To be fair, most women do, even straight ones, and even some men do.
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Old 03-06-2006, 06:35 PM   Senior Registered Member #6
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We need to start thinking before we hit the 'submit reply' button. For serious.
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Old 04-06-2006, 02:23 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #7
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We need to start thinking before we hit the 'submit reply' button. For serious.
Let's face it, where was this discussion headed? The article was posted, probably tongue in cheek, discussion over. Live a little man.
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Old 04-06-2006, 05:12 PM   #8
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We need to start thinking before we hit the 'submit reply' button. For serious.
Ah come on Jacoby I was having FUN! *le pout* Don't be such a kill-joy
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Old 04-06-2006, 06:43 PM   Senior Registered Member #9
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I just think most newcomers come to this board, the Keira Knightley Discussion, and will be scared away from tongue raping arguments (or attracted to, which is more weird.) I don't care seeing it in the Relationships section, or even in the General Discussion section, but I always figured this place was to get people hooked in. But who knows? I have no say, so do what you want.
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I just think most newcomers come to this board, the Keira Knightley Discussion, and will be scared away from tongue raping arguments (or attracted to, which is more weird.) I don't care seeing it in the Relationships section, or even in the General Discussion section, but I always figured this place was to get people hooked in. But who knows? I have no say, so do what you want.
I see where you're coming from but this is KKW, where we banter about Flightfreak being a stalker, Fo being Ran's bitch, Jet and his inflatable women etc. If someone's scared off by tongue-raping, then they won't like the banter that's everywhere else, and if they do, then they'll fit in nicely. Either way, not sure it's such a bad thing. The Shoutbox will probably be seen before this place, and that's sometimes VERY risque.

Hopefully this WILL hook people in, people who can have a little fun and joke around with us
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Old 05-06-2006, 08:55 AM   Senior Registered Member #11
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Aww, but I want some softies in here instead of just tongue rapists
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Old 05-06-2006, 08:59 AM   #12
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How did I get to be considered a "tongue-rapist?" I would only do it with permission so it's not like RAPE, that's a serious accusation people. I'm such a prude I doubt anything would happen even if I was given the opportunity! *le pout* Tongue-rapist indeed!
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Aww, but I want some softies in here instead of just tongue rapists
That's cos you're gay and want other gayboys to bum. It'll make a change from being a rentboy to wealthy Japanese businessment.

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How did I get to be considered a "tongue-rapist?" I would only do it with permission so it's not like RAPE, that's a serious accusation people. I'm such a prude I doubt anything would happen even if I was given the opportunity! *le pout* Tongue-rapist indeed!
Such denial. Filthy lies. She tongue raped me just this weekend...I feel so violated *sniffs*.
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Ahh, someone unaware of how much lesbians like the whole salad-tossing thing. To be fair, most women do, even straight ones, and even some men do.
I hear it makes alot of men gag, actually.
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Such denial. Filthy lies. She tongue raped me just this weekend...I feel so violated *sniffs*.
You asked for it and you enjoyed it! Don't be telling everyone about our escapades or you will be cut off biatch! *cracks whip*
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what the hell?!
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what the hell?!
Honestly.

It's okay when it's funny, but not when it's revolting.
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I'm imagining some pretty disturbing cybering on MSN
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Yeah, The thought of Haz whacking away scares me
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I hear it makes alot of men gag, actually.
Makes me gag, that's for sure. My arse is for sitting and shitting.

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Yeah, The thought of Haz whacking away excites me
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