This Is Funny....

kingdumbass · 03-06-2006, 11:26 AM

Observe:
http://news.scotsman.com/entertainment.cfm?id=819932006

"Keira's Top Secret Diet Tips"

So the Scotsman has picked up on Keira's Elle interview, and found a totally ridiculous way to spin it. Seems that Keira exists on a diet solely of pasta and wine.

And the most hilarious part? They ACTUALLY CONSULTED A DOCTOR on this, knowing fully well that Keira never claimed eating pasta and drinking wine is the secret to being thin in the first place. Are the entertainment writers at the Scotsman illiterate? Just click the link and read the article.

This is a spin on Keira's interview that not even I could foresee. Bwa-ha ha ha ha ha!

Hazzle · 03-06-2006, 12:16 PM

I THINK it's tongue-in-cheek.

once_dreaded · 03-06-2006, 12:19 PM

I'd like to put my tongue in her cheek...uhhhh both types of cheeks *blushing*

kingdumbass · 03-06-2006, 12:22 PM

Yowza!!!

Hazzle · 03-06-2006, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by once_dreaded

I'd like to put my tongue in her cheek...uhhhh both types of cheeks *blushing*

Not if I get there first.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingdumbass

Yowza!!!

Ahh, someone unaware of how much lesbians like the whole salad-tossing thing. To be fair, most women do, even straight ones, and even some men do.

Jacoby · 03-06-2006, 06:35 PM

We need to start thinking before we hit the 'submit reply' button. For serious.

Hazzle · 04-06-2006, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Jacoby

We need to start thinking before we hit the 'submit reply' button. For serious.

Let's face it, where was this discussion headed? The article was posted, probably tongue in cheek, discussion over. Live a little man.

once_dreaded · 04-06-2006, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacoby

We need to start thinking before we hit the 'submit reply' button. For serious.

Ah come on Jacoby I was having FUN! *le pout* Don't be such a kill-joy

Jacoby · 04-06-2006, 06:43 PM

I just think most newcomers come to this board, the Keira Knightley Discussion, and will be scared away from tongue raping arguments (or attracted to, which is more weird.) I don't care seeing it in the Relationships section, or even in the General Discussion section, but I always figured this place was to get people hooked in. But who knows? I have no say, so do what you want.

Hazzle · 05-06-2006, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacoby

I just think most newcomers come to this board, the Keira Knightley Discussion, and will be scared away from tongue raping arguments (or attracted to, which is more weird.) I don't care seeing it in the Relationships section, or even in the General Discussion section, but I always figured this place was to get people hooked in. But who knows? I have no say, so do what you want.

I see where you're coming from but this is KKW, where we banter about Flightfreak being a stalker, Fo being Ran's bitch, Jet and his inflatable women etc. If someone's scared off by tongue-raping, then they won't like the banter that's everywhere else, and if they do, then they'll fit in nicely. Either way, not sure it's such a bad thing. The Shoutbox will probably be seen before this place, and that's sometimes VERY risque.

Hopefully this WILL hook people in, people who can have a little fun and joke around with us

deviljet88 · 05-06-2006, 08:55 AM

Aww, but I want some softies in here instead of just tongue rapists

once_dreaded · 05-06-2006, 08:59 AM

How did I get to be considered a "tongue-rapist?" I would only do it with permission so it's not like RAPE, that's a serious accusation people. I'm such a prude I doubt anything would happen even if I was given the opportunity! *le pout* Tongue-rapist indeed!

Hazzle · 05-06-2006, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by deviljet88

Aww, but I want some softies in here instead of just tongue rapists

That's cos you're gay and want other gayboys to bum. It'll make a change from being a rentboy to wealthy Japanese businessment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by once_dreaded

How did I get to be considered a "tongue-rapist?" I would only do it with permission so it's not like RAPE, that's a serious accusation people. I'm such a prude I doubt anything would happen even if I was given the opportunity! *le pout* Tongue-rapist indeed!

Such denial. Filthy lies. She tongue raped me just this weekend...I feel so violated *sniffs*.

iximisspiggyixi · 05-06-2006, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Ahh, someone unaware of how much lesbians like the whole salad-tossing thing. To be fair, most women do, even straight ones, and even some men do.

I hear it makes alot of men gag, actually.

once_dreaded · 05-06-2006, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Such denial. Filthy lies. She tongue raped me just this weekend...I feel so violated *sniffs*.

You asked for it and you enjoyed it! Don't be telling everyone about our escapades or you will be cut off biatch! *cracks whip*

Digital_Ice · 05-06-2006, 05:02 PM

what the hell?!

Jacoby · 05-06-2006, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

what the hell?!

Honestly.

It's okay when it's funny, but not when it's revolting.

deviljet88 · 06-06-2006, 08:02 AM

I'm imagining some pretty disturbing cybering on MSN

Ranman · 06-06-2006, 08:12 AM

Yeah, The thought of Haz whacking away scares me

Hazzle · 06-06-2006, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iximisspiggyixi

I hear it makes alot of men gag, actually.

Makes me gag, that's for sure. My arse is for sitting and shitting.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman

Yeah, The thought of Haz whacking away excites me

Fixed.

Cybersex on MSN is gay btw. At least use Skype!

03-06-2006, 11:26 AM	#1
kingdumbass Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan, usa Posts: 866	This Is Funny.... Observe: http://news.scotsman.com/entertainment.cfm?id=819932006 "Keira's Top Secret Diet Tips" So the Scotsman has picked up on Keira's Elle interview, and found a totally ridiculous way to spin it. Seems that Keira exists on a diet solely of pasta and wine. And the most hilarious part? They ACTUALLY CONSULTED A DOCTOR on this, knowing fully well that Keira never claimed eating pasta and drinking wine is the secret to being thin in the first place. Are the entertainment writers at the Scotsman illiterate? Just click the link and read the article. This is a spin on Keira's interview that not even I could foresee. Bwa-ha ha ha ha ha!

03-06-2006, 12:19 PM	#3
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	I'd like to put my tongue in her cheek...uhhhh both types of cheeks blushing __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

03-06-2006, 06:35 PM	#6
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	We need to start thinking before we hit the 'submit reply' button. For serious. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

04-06-2006, 06:43 PM	#9
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	I just think most newcomers come to this board, the Keira Knightley Discussion, and will be scared away from tongue raping arguments (or attracted to, which is more weird.) I don't care seeing it in the Relationships section, or even in the General Discussion section, but I always figured this place was to get people hooked in. But who knows? I have no say, so do what you want. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

05-06-2006, 08:59 AM	#12
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	How did I get to be considered a "tongue-rapist?" I would only do it with permission so it's not like RAPE, that's a serious accusation people. I'm such a prude I doubt anything would happen even if I was given the opportunity! le pout Tongue-rapist indeed! __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

03-06-2006, 12:16 PM	#2
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	I THINK it's tongue-in-cheek.

03-06-2006, 12:22 PM	#4
kingdumbass Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan, usa Posts: 866	Yowza!!!

05-06-2006, 05:02 PM	#16
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	what the hell?! __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

06-06-2006, 08:12 AM	#19
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Yeah, The thought of Haz whacking away scares me

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