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Old 10-05-2006, 09:33 PM   Senior Registered Member #21
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Old 11-05-2006, 12:20 AM   #22
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oh

I'm obsessed with her. :P But, it doesn't mean that I have to like everything she does or everything about her. ¿Is there anybody going to support "Princess of Thieves"? I don't think so.

(Once again: sorry for my english, I'm Spanish)
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Old 11-05-2006, 02:45 AM   #23
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defending keira

i must tell u guys.. im from iceland.. so you will have to excuse my english.. its not perfect!
The thing is that ive got this problem.. i think keira is the most beautiful woman in the world! .. ive defended her, because my friends and co - workers dont feel the same way.. but of course, im able to find some flaws.. but like she said in some interveiw.. that she doesn´t need other people to pick out her flaws .. she knows she has some like everyone else!
so.. i think this topic is stupid
btw. this is my first reply...
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Old 11-05-2006, 03:04 AM   #24
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so.. i think this topic is stupid
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If you honestly think it is, then apparently you haven't been reading what the topic is about.

And if you DO understand what the topic is about, then you my friend, are one of those jerky Keira fans we've been talking about.
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Old 11-05-2006, 03:11 AM   #25
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Red face ok

then maybe i dind´t get it:d .. like i said my english isn´t the best!!
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Old 09-06-2006, 05:27 AM   #26
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Keira Knightley is skinny, pimply-faced, flat-chested, and a dork but she's beautiful and talented.
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Keira Knightley is skinny, pimply-faced, flat-chested, and a dork but she's beautiful and talented.
She's pimply faced and yet beautiful? Wow, such low standards when it comes to women...

I suppose anything's better than your hand.
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:38 AM   #28
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And that's what we like to call a BURN! *cracking up* Where's Mandy, she'd love this douche.
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:58 AM   #29
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I guess we must all have low standards to be part of this forum, eh what?
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I guess we must all have low standards to be part of this forum, eh what?
Well noone's asking you to stay. You could always leave since we're all beneath you and all. Hmm? What now bitch?
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Old 09-06-2006, 10:31 AM   #31
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You were the one saying I have low standards. I like Keira in spite of what imperfections people say she has. What do you like, Spam Can? Your hand?

Palms must be awful hairy.
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You were the one saying I have low standards.
Because you find pimples beautiful

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I like Keira in spite of what imperfections people say she has. What do you like, Spam Can?
I like Keira and don't think she's pimply. If I did, I sure as fuck wouldn't think she was beautiful. And oh so witty with the hand comment, what, couldn't think of a put down of your own?

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Palms must be awful hairy.
Are they? How unfortunate for you.
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Old 09-06-2006, 10:38 AM   #33
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Very unfortunate. Now I'm gonna have to buy you a razor for Christmas. You really should see a doctor for that.
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Very unfortunate. Now I'm gonna have to buy you a razor for Christmas. You really should see a doctor for that.
That big shiny thing on your wall is the mirror. Mirrrrrooor. Can you say that?
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Old 09-06-2006, 10:52 AM   #35
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Yes. Mirror. You should put your hands up to it - your paws must look like BigFoot's.
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Yes. Mirror. You should put your hands up to it - your paws must look like BigFoot's.
Once again...you're looking into the mirror bad boy. I thought we were making real progress. What you need to be looking at the MONITOR, that's the mirror you're looking at, Silverback.
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Old 09-06-2006, 11:04 AM   #37
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Well get your mirrors and monitors fixed up, will ya? I don't even know how you can type with those hands of yours.

Your palms certainly wouldn't impress Keira, or any girl for that matter -- I'll tell you that much.
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Well get your mirrors and monitors fixed up, will ya? I don't even know how you can type with those hands of yours.
I think it's you who's suffering from the delusion ape-boy.

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Your palms certainly wouldn't impress Keira, or any girl for that matter -- I'll tell you that much.
Yes, because I'm the one who thinks pimply girls are beautiful and sits at home knocking one out over KK pictures every night and you're the one who's got a decent sex life, right?
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Old 09-06-2006, 11:09 AM   #39
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If I'm ape-boy, you're King Kong.

And unlike you, I happen to know when a picture's a picture and when a woman's a woman. Now, I'll stop hazzeling you so you can take care of your bizarre, lonesome buziness, aight?

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If I'm ape-boy, you're King Kong.
Yes, yes I am. In every sense of the word. You, however, are a Siamang.

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And unlike you, I happen to know when a picture's a picture and when a woman's a woman.
Oh I know you do. You come all over the former and never get any of the latter.

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Now, I'll stop hazzeling you so you can take care of your bizarre, lonesome buziness, aight?
You're not hassling me at all. I'm having a lot of fun at your expense dickwad. "Aight"? What are you, from the ghetto? Halfwit.
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