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Old 14-08-2007, 10:09 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #101
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Dear Duckula

How can I infect Mandy and Ice with the bird flu I suffering from?
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Old 14-08-2007, 10:10 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #102
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Dear duckula, how can we teach Ran to write in comprehensible sentences?
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Old 14-08-2007, 10:12 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #103
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Ducks, how can we get Ran to stop shagging seagulls so that he stops contracting the bird flu?
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Old 14-08-2007, 10:14 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #104
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Dear ducks, how can we stop me, ran and mandy from spamming this thread?
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Old 14-08-2007, 10:16 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #105
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Dear ducks, how can we get Ice to realise it's not spamming if we're continuing to ask you questions?
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Old 14-08-2007, 10:22 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #106
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Dear duckula, how can we teach Ran to write in comprehensible sentences?
Dear Duckula

Doesn't Ice know they in a state of reefer madness comprehensible sentences are meaningless to me
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Old 14-08-2007, 11:33 PM   Senior Registered Member #107
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Is pimping easy?
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Old 19-09-2007, 10:09 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #108
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Dear Ducks,

Are you ever planning on answering any of these questions you lazy cunt?
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Old 21-09-2007, 10:06 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #109
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Are you ever planning on answering any of these questions you lazy cunt?
Not really.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:43 PM   #110
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O glorious Duckula, why are there so many sexual euphemisms?
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Old 02-04-2010, 12:48 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #111
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Duckula,

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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I keep a pigeon loft in my pants.
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Old 02-04-2010, 10:12 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #113
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Dear Duckula,

I have recently started noticing hair growing in the oddest places. Is something wrong with me?
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Old 02-04-2010, 12:20 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #114
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I have recently started noticing hair growing in the oddest places. Is something wrong with me?
Yes. Consider asking a friend to shoot you with silver bullets.
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Old 02-04-2010, 12:24 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #115
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Dear Wise Duckula

Why are some people gay?
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Old 02-04-2010, 12:31 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #116
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Dear Duckula,
I do not wish to waste the soles of a perfectly good pair of slippers, how can I make my girlfriend cook and clean more often?
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Old 02-04-2010, 02:23 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #117
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I do not wish to waste the soles of a perfectly good pair of slippers, how can I make my girlfriend cook and clean more often?
Hire a manservant with his own pair of slippers. Why should your time be spent curtailing your girlfriend's wayward behaviour when someone else can do it for you. Delegation is a gentleman's friend.
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Old 02-04-2010, 02:24 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #118
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Dear Wise Duckula

Why are some people gay?
It is a simple matter of God's wish to increase the pool of women available to worship at the altar of my brilliance.
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Old 09-04-2010, 09:19 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #119
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Dear Duckula,

The girls all make fun of my tiny penis. What should I do?
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Old 22-04-2010, 10:18 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #120
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Dear Duckula,

Since I never got an answer to my question, I looked into penis enlargement. Do you think I should get one?
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