A Public Service Announcement: Ask Duckula 2 - Page 5

Foeni · 10-09-2006, 10:03 AM

You obviously have no idea how this works, meathead. Someone asks duckula a question and duckula replies (if he pleases to).

seventhson · 10-09-2006, 03:41 PM

Duckula,

Can peace be found?

duckula · 10-09-2006, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seventhson

Duckula,

Can peace be found?

Yes. It comes just after the excedingly large nuclear explosion that wipes out life on Earth.

duckula · 10-09-2006, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman

Say it ain't so, Say it ain't so.

Part two

Could you please inform me what these crackheads are raving about and any good insults I could reply with.

It ain't so.

I don't know what those 'crackheads' are raving at it. It is clearly some woman thing so not worth worrying yourself about. As for insults, tell them they can't have an opinion because they don't have a y chromosome. Point out that theirs is the weaker sex and that all they are good for is making babies and cleaning up after us.

EmotionSickness · 11-09-2006, 07:44 AM

Duckula, why is Ben Affleck such a tool now?

runangl · 11-09-2006, 03:44 PM

uhm i think you should rephrase that to:

why has he always been such a tool?

seventhson · 11-09-2006, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckula

Yes. It comes just after the excedingly large nuclear explosion that wipes out life on Earth.

IMAGINE by John Lennon 1971

"Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too Imagine all the people living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us And the world will be as one"

Peace be with y'all,
(-: SeventhSon :-)

Mandy · 11-09-2006, 04:36 PM

........

EmotionSickness · 12-09-2006, 12:12 PM

Quote:

uhm i think you should rephrase that to:

why has he always been such a tool?

I rather liked him in his Kevin Smith days. He was great in Chasing Amy and Dogma.

Anyhow, follow-up question, duckula: why do bad things happen to good people?

acliff · 12-09-2006, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmotionSickness

I rather liked him in his Kevin Smith days. He was great in Chasing Amy and Dogma.

Anyhow, follow-up question, duckula: why do bad things happen to good people?

Don't forget his brief appearance in Mallrats!

I'll answer this question in duckula's absense:

If anything, bad things happen to bad people more, but when bad things happen to them, we just don't care. I'd like to think bad people's life expectancy is far below the national average.

Ben affleck has been a tool ever since his father used Ben's chin to hammer nails and break down walls.

Mandy · 23-11-2006, 09:55 AM

Duckula, why can't I fall asleep?

hasselbrad · 25-05-2007, 01:07 PM

Why has this thread slid into oblivion?
And why is Duckula such a smooth pimp?

Ranman · 12-08-2007, 03:44 PM

Dear Duckula

My new girlfriend keeps hitting me when we are sleeping. Can I break up with her over this? and if yes what is the best way to break the news to her?

duckula · 12-08-2007, 05:30 PM

Ranman, this is absolutely grounds for ditching the bitch, she clearly doesn't understand how domestic abuse works. May I suggest telling her that you want to break up during sex and then see if you can finish before she kicks you out.

Mandy · 14-08-2007, 02:07 PM

Ducks, why is there so much censorship in the media in the United States?

duckula · 14-08-2007, 03:55 PM

Because you aren't allowed to watch naughty things until you have cast Satan out of your filthy, degenerate lives.

Jacoby · 14-08-2007, 09:59 PM

Dear Duckula,
Do you still think I'm gay?

-Jacoby

Ranman · 14-08-2007, 10:04 PM

Dear Duckula

Do you still think I'm gay?

Mandy · 14-08-2007, 10:06 PM

Ducks,

Do I still think they're gay?

Digital_Ice · 14-08-2007, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacoby

Dear Duckula,
Do you still think I'm gay?

-Jacoby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman

Dear Duckula

Do you still think I'm gay?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy

Ducks,

Do I still think they're gay?

ducks, do they not realise they ARE gay?

10-09-2006, 03:41 PM	#82
seventhson Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 209	Duckula, Can peace be found? __________________ AKA: Andy 49th Member Of Keiraz Posse May God bless y'all abundantly

11-09-2006, 07:44 AM	#85
EmotionSickness Cutie Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: United States Posts: 761	Duckula, why is Ben Affleck such a tool now? __________________ "So you go and you stand on your own.. and you leave on your own. And you go home and you cry, and you want to die..."

11-09-2006, 03:44 PM	#86
runangl Run Angle. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: United States of Whatever Posts: 355	uhm i think you should rephrase that to: why has he always been such a tool? __________________ .++. are you an angel? - anakin skywalker .++.

25-05-2007, 01:07 PM	#92
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Why has this thread slid into oblivion? And why is Duckula such a smooth pimp? __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

12-08-2007, 03:44 PM	#93
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Dear Duckula My new girlfriend keeps hitting me when we are sleeping. Can I break up with her over this? and if yes what is the best way to break the news to her? __________________ My mother told me every girl wants my body, and moms don't lie.

10-09-2006, 10:03 AM	#81
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	You obviously have no idea how this works, meathead. Someone asks duckula a question and duckula replies (if he pleases to).

11-09-2006, 04:36 PM	#88
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	........

23-11-2006, 09:55 AM	#91
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Duckula, why can't I fall asleep?

12-08-2007, 05:30 PM	#94
duckula Nobler in the mind. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,214	Ranman, this is absolutely grounds for ditching the bitch, she clearly doesn't understand how domestic abuse works. May I suggest telling her that you want to break up during sex and then see if you can finish before she kicks you out.

14-08-2007, 02:07 PM	#95
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Ducks, why is there so much censorship in the media in the United States?

14-08-2007, 03:55 PM	#96
duckula Nobler in the mind. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,214	Because you aren't allowed to watch naughty things until you have cast Satan out of your filthy, degenerate lives.

14-08-2007, 09:59 PM	#97
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	Dear Duckula, Do you still think I'm gay? -Jacoby __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

14-08-2007, 10:04 PM	#98
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Dear Duckula Do you still think I'm gay? __________________ My mother told me every girl wants my body, and moms don't lie.

14-08-2007, 10:06 PM	#99
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Ducks, Do I still think they're gay?

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