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Old 10-09-2006, 10:03 AM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #81
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You obviously have no idea how this works, meathead. Someone asks duckula a question and duckula replies (if he pleases to).
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:41 PM   #82
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Duckula,

Can peace be found?
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Old 10-09-2006, 05:49 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #83
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Duckula,

Can peace be found?
Yes. It comes just after the excedingly large nuclear explosion that wipes out life on Earth.
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Old 10-09-2006, 05:53 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #84
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Say it ain't so, Say it ain't so.

Part two

Could you please inform me what these crackheads are raving about and any good insults I could reply with.
It ain't so.

I don't know what those 'crackheads' are raving at it. It is clearly some woman thing so not worth worrying yourself about. As for insults, tell them they can't have an opinion because they don't have a y chromosome. Point out that theirs is the weaker sex and that all they are good for is making babies and cleaning up after us.
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Old 11-09-2006, 07:44 AM   Officer #85
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Duckula, why is Ben Affleck such a tool now?
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:44 PM   #86
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uhm i think you should rephrase that to:

why has he always been such a tool?
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:59 PM   #87
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Yes. It comes just after the excedingly large nuclear explosion that wipes out life on Earth.
IMAGINE by John Lennon 1971

"Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too Imagine all the people living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us And the world will be as one"

Peace be with y'all,
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:36 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #88
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:12 PM   Officer #89
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uhm i think you should rephrase that to:

why has he always been such a tool?
I rather liked him in his Kevin Smith days. He was great in Chasing Amy and Dogma.

Anyhow, follow-up question, duckula: why do bad things happen to good people?
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:52 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #90
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I rather liked him in his Kevin Smith days. He was great in Chasing Amy and Dogma.

Anyhow, follow-up question, duckula: why do bad things happen to good people?
Don't forget his brief appearance in Mallrats!

I'll answer this question in duckula's absense:

If anything, bad things happen to bad people more, but when bad things happen to them, we just don't care. I'd like to think bad people's life expectancy is far below the national average.

Ben affleck has been a tool ever since his father used Ben's chin to hammer nails and break down walls.
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Old 23-11-2006, 09:55 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #91
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Duckula, why can't I fall asleep?
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Why has this thread slid into oblivion?
And why is Duckula such a smooth pimp?
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:44 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #93
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Dear Duckula

My new girlfriend keeps hitting me when we are sleeping. Can I break up with her over this? and if yes what is the best way to break the news to her?
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:30 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #94
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Ranman, this is absolutely grounds for ditching the bitch, she clearly doesn't understand how domestic abuse works. May I suggest telling her that you want to break up during sex and then see if you can finish before she kicks you out.
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Old 14-08-2007, 02:07 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #95
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Ducks, why is there so much censorship in the media in the United States?
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Because you aren't allowed to watch naughty things until you have cast Satan out of your filthy, degenerate lives.
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Old 14-08-2007, 09:59 PM   Senior Registered Member #97
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Dear Duckula,
Do you still think I'm gay?

-Jacoby
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Dear Duckula

Do you still think I'm gay?
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Ducks,

Do I still think they're gay?
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Dear Duckula,
Do you still think I'm gay?

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Dear Duckula

Do you still think I'm gay?
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Ducks,

Do I still think they're gay?

ducks, do they not realise they ARE gay?
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