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Jacoby · 20-05-2006, 07:58 AM

Oh wise and honorable Duckuleth, please answer the question presented in this train of thought...

michael22 · 26-05-2006, 12:57 AM

dear dukula why am i not funny

p.s. what is the best sword known to man

Hazzle · 26-05-2006, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael22

dear dukula why am i not funny

Christ that could take even the great Duckula a year to answer...

Ranman · 05-06-2006, 09:26 PM

Dear Duckula

I learned a new word today...Cuntslop

Is it a noun or a verb?

And could you give me an example on how to use this word

michael22 · 06-06-2006, 06:35 AM

In a fight who would win Lancelot or achilles. Also which is cooler

Klown · 27-06-2006, 04:47 AM

Duckula why am I so gay?

27-06-2006, 05:43 AM

Duckula,

Why do I have this recurring dream of doing Keira, "knightley"?

And what is it with Michael22 and swords?

runangl · 27-06-2006, 05:49 AM

duckula...

who is the greatest animated superhero? my friends all say the flash. but i think that's a load of crap.

well then again they're the friends that say if we could only have one right now they'd rather have a cure for cancer over a cure for aids.

OH and i'd really like to know about this one:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacoby

Oh wise and honorable Duckuleth, please answer the question presented in this train of thought...

hehe

27-06-2006, 05:59 AM

Most powerful, regal Duckula,

Are you wiser than Confucius?

Digital_Ice · 27-06-2006, 10:24 AM

Duckla: How do we deal with the pile of shit KKW and KKW IRC is subsiding into?

duckula · 27-06-2006, 11:19 AM

-"And also, on Kaballah... If you have a red string on your tampon...does it keep evil spirits away from your vagina?"

Yes.

-"dear dukula why am i not funny?

p.s. what is the best sword known to man?"

You aren't funny because you lack intelligence and charn.

The best sword known to man is the one to hand.

-"I learned a new word today...Cuntslop

Is it a noun or a verb?

And could you give me an example on how to use this word"

It is a noun. Example 'That filthy harlot is a mangy cuntslop (and she smells like wee).

-"In a fight who would win Lancelot or achilles. Also which is cooler"

I will ignore the raging homoness of this question and proffer as an answer 'who gives a fuck'.

-"Duckula why am I so gay?"

There are several schools of thought on this issue, nature and nurture and combinations of the two. Or it may just be because of your hideous visage.

-"Why do I have this recurring dream of doing Keira, "knightley"?

And what is it with Michael22 and swords?"

The recurring dream is a subconcious embodiment of your sexual dysfunction and latent incestuous desires.

Michael22 clearly has too much time on his hands (traditionalists would have you believe it was because of his small penis and self denial over his lust for men, while both these may be true it is not really the heart of the isssue).

-"who is the greatest animated superhero?"

This is barely a real question as batman's supremacy should be clear to all.

-"How do we deal with the pile of shit KKW and KKW IRC is subsiding into?"

Harsh moderation.
-"Are you wiser than Confucius?"

No, that I am still answering these rediculous questions should be proof enough of that.

duckula · 27-06-2006, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

Duckla: How do we deal with the pile of shit KKW and KKW IRC is subsiding into?

Harsh moderation.

Ranman · 27-06-2006, 12:11 PM

Dear Duckula,

What can the rest of us KKW members do to
stop the stupid post of these newbie members
sundance, swordsman, Dave, kingdumbass

duckula · 27-06-2006, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman

Dear Duckula,

What can the rest of us KKW members do to
stop the stupid post of these newbie members
sundance, swordsman, Dave, kingdumbass

Ridicule them mercilessly until they leave (but try to keep on topic aswell). Or just ignoring them works.

Digital_Ice · 27-06-2006, 12:38 PM

ducks; whats better, a Volvo 340 or walking?

Hazzle · 27-06-2006, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckula

Ridicule them mercilessly until they leave (but try to keep on topic aswell). Or just ignoring them works.

Ducks: Can we just ban them?

duckula · 27-06-2006, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

ducks; whats better, a Volvo 340 or walking?

Show some love for the 340, praying a car up a hill has its charms.

duckula · 27-06-2006, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Ducks: Can we just ban them?

We can.

Ranman · 07-09-2006, 08:22 PM

Dear Duckula
I just read in the I.M.D.B. that keira will star in jurassic Park 4.
I am a fan of the J.P. series and a fan of keira, But the two
don't go together well in my opinion.
Oh wise and merciful seer of KKW
Say it ain't so, Say it ain't so.

Part two

Dear Duckula

Cara and Mandy are making fun of me on the IRC. They're asking me
do i manscape. I have no idea WTF they're talking about.
Something to do with the will and grace show. Could you please inform
me what these crackheads are raving about and any good insults
I could reply with.
Yours truly Ranman

mehrdad368 · 10-09-2006, 09:09 AM

Part 1.
Keira on Jurassic park?I don't think so.Because dinasours never eat that beautiful girl.

Part 2.

I'd rather don't talking anymore about Mandy.

26-05-2006, 12:57 AM	#62
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	dear dukula why am i not funny p.s. what is the best sword known to man __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh

06-06-2006, 06:35 AM	#65
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	In a fight who would win Lancelot or achilles. Also which is cooler __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh

27-06-2006, 10:24 AM	#70
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	Duckla: How do we deal with the pile of shit KKW and KKW IRC is subsiding into? __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

27-06-2006, 12:38 PM	#75
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	ducks; whats better, a Volvo 340 or walking? __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

07-09-2006, 08:22 PM	#79
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Dear Duckula I just read in the I.M.D.B. that keira will star in jurassic Park 4. I am a fan of the J.P. series and a fan of keira, But the two don't go together well in my opinion. Oh wise and merciful seer of KKW Say it ain't so, Say it ain't so. Part two Dear Duckula Cara and Mandy are making fun of me on the IRC. They're asking me do i manscape. I have no idea WTF they're talking about. Something to do with the will and grace show. Could you please inform me what these crackheads are raving about and any good insults I could reply with. Yours truly Ranman Last edited by Ranman; 09-09-2006 at 10:41 PM.

20-05-2006, 07:58 AM	#61
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	Oh wise and honorable Duckuleth, please answer the question presented in this train of thought...

05-06-2006, 09:26 PM	#64
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Dear Duckula I learned a new word today...Cuntslop Is it a noun or a verb? And could you give me an example on how to use this word

27-06-2006, 04:47 AM	#66
Klown Newcomer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Under a rock.... Posts: 23	Duckula why am I so gay?

27-06-2006, 05:43 AM	#67
Sundance Guest Posts: n/a	Duckula, Why do I have this recurring dream of doing Keira, "knightley"? And what is it with Michael22 and swords?

27-06-2006, 05:59 AM	#69
Sundance Guest Posts: n/a	Most powerful, regal Duckula, Are you wiser than Confucius?

27-06-2006, 11:19 AM	#71
duckula Nobler in the mind. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,214	-"And also, on Kaballah... If you have a red string on your tampon...does it keep evil spirits away from your vagina?" Yes. -"dear dukula why am i not funny? p.s. what is the best sword known to man?" You aren't funny because you lack intelligence and charn. The best sword known to man is the one to hand. -"I learned a new word today...Cuntslop Is it a noun or a verb? And could you give me an example on how to use this word" It is a noun. Example 'That filthy harlot is a mangy cuntslop (and she smells like wee). -"In a fight who would win Lancelot or achilles. Also which is cooler" I will ignore the raging homoness of this question and proffer as an answer 'who gives a fuck'. -"Duckula why am I so gay?" There are several schools of thought on this issue, nature and nurture and combinations of the two. Or it may just be because of your hideous visage. -"Why do I have this recurring dream of doing Keira, "knightley"? And what is it with Michael22 and swords?" The recurring dream is a subconcious embodiment of your sexual dysfunction and latent incestuous desires. Michael22 clearly has too much time on his hands (traditionalists would have you believe it was because of his small penis and self denial over his lust for men, while both these may be true it is not really the heart of the isssue). -"who is the greatest animated superhero?" This is barely a real question as batman's supremacy should be clear to all. -"How do we deal with the pile of shit KKW and KKW IRC is subsiding into?" Harsh moderation. -"Are you wiser than Confucius?" No, that I am still answering these rediculous questions should be proof enough of that.

27-06-2006, 12:11 PM	#73
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Dear Duckula, What can the rest of us KKW members do to stop the stupid post of these newbie members sundance, swordsman, Dave, kingdumbass

10-09-2006, 09:09 AM	#80
mehrdad368 Ranman Raping Horse Boy Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: IRAN Posts: 500	Part 1. Keira on Jurassic park?I don't think so.Because dinasours never eat that beautiful girl. Part 2. I'd rather don't talking anymore about Mandy. __________________ Objects in mirorr are closer than they appear. Last edited by Mandy; 10-09-2006 at 01:45 PM.

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