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Old 20-05-2006, 07:58 AM   Senior Registered Member #61
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Oh wise and honorable Duckuleth, please answer the question presented in this train of thought...
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Old 26-05-2006, 12:57 AM   Senior Registered Member #62
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dear dukula why am i not funny

p.s. what is the best sword known to man
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Old 26-05-2006, 07:40 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #63
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dear dukula why am i not funny
Christ that could take even the great Duckula a year to answer...
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Old 05-06-2006, 09:26 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #64
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Dear Duckula

I learned a new word today...Cuntslop

Is it a noun or a verb?

And could you give me an example on how to use this word
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:35 AM   Senior Registered Member #65
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In a fight who would win Lancelot or achilles. Also which is cooler
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Old 27-06-2006, 04:47 AM   #66
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Duckula why am I so gay?
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Old 27-06-2006, 05:43 AM   #67
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Duckula,

Why do I have this recurring dream of doing Keira, "knightley"?

And what is it with Michael22 and swords?
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Old 27-06-2006, 05:49 AM   #68
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duckula...

who is the greatest animated superhero? my friends all say the flash. but i think that's a load of crap.



well then again they're the friends that say if we could only have one right now they'd rather have a cure for cancer over a cure for aids.


OH and i'd really like to know about this one:
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Oh wise and honorable Duckuleth, please answer the question presented in this train of thought...
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Old 27-06-2006, 05:59 AM   #69
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Most powerful, regal Duckula,

Are you wiser than Confucius?
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Old 27-06-2006, 10:24 AM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #70
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Duckla: How do we deal with the pile of shit KKW and KKW IRC is subsiding into?
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Old 27-06-2006, 11:19 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #71
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-"And also, on Kaballah... If you have a red string on your tampon...does it keep evil spirits away from your vagina?"

Yes.

-"dear dukula why am i not funny?

p.s. what is the best sword known to man?"

You aren't funny because you lack intelligence and charn.

The best sword known to man is the one to hand.


-"I learned a new word today...Cuntslop

Is it a noun or a verb?

And could you give me an example on how to use this word"

It is a noun. Example 'That filthy harlot is a mangy cuntslop (and she smells like wee).

-"In a fight who would win Lancelot or achilles. Also which is cooler"

I will ignore the raging homoness of this question and proffer as an answer 'who gives a fuck'.

-"Duckula why am I so gay?"

There are several schools of thought on this issue, nature and nurture and combinations of the two. Or it may just be because of your hideous visage.

-"Why do I have this recurring dream of doing Keira, "knightley"?

And what is it with Michael22 and swords?"

The recurring dream is a subconcious embodiment of your sexual dysfunction and latent incestuous desires.

Michael22 clearly has too much time on his hands (traditionalists would have you believe it was because of his small penis and self denial over his lust for men, while both these may be true it is not really the heart of the isssue).

-"who is the greatest animated superhero?"

This is barely a real question as batman's supremacy should be clear to all.

-"How do we deal with the pile of shit KKW and KKW IRC is subsiding into?"

Harsh moderation.
-"Are you wiser than Confucius?"

No, that I am still answering these rediculous questions should be proof enough of that.
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Old 27-06-2006, 11:24 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #72
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Duckla: How do we deal with the pile of shit KKW and KKW IRC is subsiding into?
Harsh moderation.
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Old 27-06-2006, 12:11 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #73
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Dear Duckula,

What can the rest of us KKW members do to
stop the stupid post of these newbie members
sundance, swordsman, Dave, kingdumbass
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Old 27-06-2006, 12:14 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #74
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Dear Duckula,

What can the rest of us KKW members do to
stop the stupid post of these newbie members
sundance, swordsman, Dave, kingdumbass
Ridicule them mercilessly until they leave (but try to keep on topic aswell). Or just ignoring them works.
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Old 27-06-2006, 12:38 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #75
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ducks; whats better, a Volvo 340 or walking?
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Old 27-06-2006, 01:13 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #76
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Ridicule them mercilessly until they leave (but try to keep on topic aswell). Or just ignoring them works.
Ducks: Can we just ban them?
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Old 27-06-2006, 01:14 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #77
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ducks; whats better, a Volvo 340 or walking?
Show some love for the 340, praying a car up a hill has its charms.
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Old 27-06-2006, 01:15 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #78
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Ducks: Can we just ban them?
We can.
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Old 07-09-2006, 08:22 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #79
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Dear Duckula
I just read in the I.M.D.B. that keira will star in jurassic Park 4.
I am a fan of the J.P. series and a fan of keira, But the two
don't go together well in my opinion.
Oh wise and merciful seer of KKW
Say it ain't so, Say it ain't so.

Part two

Dear Duckula

Cara and Mandy are making fun of me on the IRC. They're asking me
do i manscape. I have no idea WTF they're talking about.
Something to do with the will and grace show. Could you please inform
me what these crackheads are raving about and any good insults
I could reply with.
Yours truly Ranman

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Old 10-09-2006, 09:09 AM   #80
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Part 1.
Keira on Jurassic park?I don't think so.Because dinasours never eat that beautiful girl.
Part 2.
I'd rather don't talking anymore about Mandy.
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