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[duckula]

Originally Posted by Jacoby

He gave the right link. He gave a link to the meaning of life. You gave a link to the meaning of meaning of life.

ahem


Duckula, what's the best way to attract a woman?

Magnetism or an Amex Black Card.

[duckula]

Originally Posted by Foeni

Duckula, what will it take to make BrunoJA understand the meaning of 'Ask Duckula'?

We could try a three day ban.

[once_dreaded]

Duckula, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

[BrunoJA]

Duckula, I'm in an airport with a flight in 45 minutes. Will there be snakes on my plane?

Also: Is it okay to like The Bee Gees?

[seventhson]

Originally Posted by Leonie

What is the charming way of getting rid of a druggie/homeless person who's stuck to the student house across the street and refuses to leave even when the police ask him nicely?

Invite him in for lunch?

Mathew 25: 40, "The King will answer them: 'I assure you, as often as you did it for one of my least brothers, you did it for me.' "

That's only one sentence. I recommend you read that whole chapter in the book of Mathew.

Peace,
(-: SeventhSon :-)

[Swordsman]

Dammit, Now I'm Never Gonna Get Away With Arson!!

[duckula]

Originally Posted by Swordsman

Dammit, Now I'm Never Gonna Get Away With Arson!!

Generic accelerant, gloves and don't hang about. Happy?

[barrington]

Dear Duckula,
My internet forum seems to have been overrun with mindless spam and pointless threads. How can we best return it to glory and how long should we ban everyone for?

[duckula]

Give everyone a week off to think about how sorry they are for wasting my time.

Then on their return, lock anything that hits the snooze button. Produce a leaner, meaner KKW. (Though it should be noted that in the current state of affairs, leaner may end up ethiopian).

[Ranman]

Can God create a rock so big that he can't lift it?

[Digital_Ice]

woah, spooky, i was jujst pondering this very question yesterday...

[duckula]

Originally Posted by Ranman

Can God create a rock so big that he can't lift it?

No doubt, he could lift it too, he is pimp like that.

[Ranman]

Dear Duckula

A half dozen or so Redneck Americans in Florida have been attacked
by alligators recently. What should be done about this?

P.S. you never answered my snapper question

[acliff]

Dear Duckula,

In your estimation, how many cakes must one eat to start looking like one?

[duckula]

Originally Posted by Ranman

Dear Duckula

A half dozen or so Redneck Americans in Florida have been attacked
by alligators recently. What should be done about this?

P.S. you never answered my snapper question

The alligators should probably be shown the wine menu.

On the snapping pussy issue, it means if you don't treat it right it will snap your cock off at the root, true fact.

[hasselbrad]

Originally Posted by duckula

The alligators should probably be shown the wine menu.

What sort of wine goes with Redneck Tartare?

[duckula]

Originally Posted by hasselbrad

What sort of wine goes with Redneck Tartare?

Anything in a cardboard box.

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by duckula

We could try a three day ban.

I've done one better than that. Try a several month long ban. Try being the most banned member of KKW. Yes, I even have one over the great Ducks! Muhahaha

Originally Posted by Mandy

Clearly you don't know the rules of "Ask Duckula." No one is worthy enough to answer questions other than duckula, of course.

And Hazzle. After all, "Ask Hazzle" was the sole reason for the return of Ask Duckula. He felt threatened.

[Mandy]

Originally Posted by Hazzle

And Hazzle. After all, "Ask Hazzle" was the sole reason for the return of Ask Duckula. He felt threatened.

Not really. But ok.

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by Mandy

Not really. But ok.

Read your avatar back to yourself.

Nuff said.