Best Lines or the Corniest - Page 2

Swordsman · 17-04-2006, 11:12 PM

hey baby, i was just wonderin... do you wanna go urinate in the frozen food section and watch it steam up?....OH AND DO IT?!

marine · 18-04-2006, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scaramouche

Yes, haha, it's universal. i saw it a couple times when i was there.

As scaramouche said it's universal. People do it everywhere I think

michael22 · 19-04-2006, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob The BLack Douglas

Wanna play my bagpipes?

that actually worked... twice (not on the proposed subject but we dated for a while)

marine · 24-04-2006, 03:53 PM

him "do you want to kiss me?"
him "do you want to meet later and sleep with me?"

at least it's clear.

Leonie · 24-04-2006, 03:59 PM

"your cute"

once_dreaded · 25-04-2006, 04:29 AM

^Awwwe you have a fan.

"You're like one of our groupies, does that mean you'll sleep with me?"

I'm thinking of using it on my friend Tanya cuz she "observes" the fun that my friends and I are having and I keep teasing her that she's my groupie.

Rob The BLack Douglas · 26-04-2006, 06:10 PM

Want to hunt for the Loch Ness Monster?

Rob

once_dreaded · 28-04-2006, 11:10 PM

^TFF...should add "....in my pants?"

Rob The BLack Douglas · 29-04-2006, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by once_dreaded

^TFF...should add "....in my pants?"

I don't wear pants, so no that wouldn't work

Rob

Jacoby · 29-04-2006, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob The BLack Douglas

I don't wear pants, so no that wouldn't work

Rob

Wait, you don't wear pants? OMAHGAH what do you wear a kildt?! LOlololoOLOL<LOLOLOLOLOlloololol

Swordsman · 29-04-2006, 04:20 PM

I'm not exactly sure on what Rob thinks but if he's anything like me...he burned all his pants in protest...to wearing pants.

Jacoby · 29-04-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordsman

I'm not exactly sure on what Rob thinks but if he's anything like me...he burned all his pants in protest...to wearing pants.

Homer Simpson: My pants are really bothering me, I hope he has us burn our pants.

Homer [to comedian](shouting): Don't you hate pants?!

Night at the Roxbury had some pretty nice pick-up lines. Something about blueberries in the morning, and mirrored-pants or something. I'm too lazy to check IMDB.

Rob The BLack Douglas · 03-05-2006, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordsman

I'm not exactly sure on what Rob thinks but if he's anything like me...he burned all his pants in protest...to wearing pants.

I burned my pants cause my balls made parole.

Rob

Swordsman · 04-05-2006, 01:05 AM

My balls just complaining about how stuffy it was. Plus i just hated my goddamn pants.

Alisa · 14-05-2006, 02:36 AM

I think all pick up lines are immature.

Swordsman · 14-05-2006, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Alisa

I think all pick up lines are immature.

...COOL.

once_dreaded · 03-06-2006, 11:52 AM

*shrugs* I don't care one way or the other about pick-up lines...I usually go up to people and introduce myself or ask for a pen (for some reason that works in starting convos *shrugs*).

"Al, you're a hot dyke, want to go on a double date with Erica and me...Erica's got a date but I need someone to go with."
My reply, "Yeah...sure, I guess...but Betsy aren't you straight?"
Her answer, "Nah...well...I'm straight but confused."
Erica chimed in, "Yeah the jury's still out on this one."
My reply, "Okay. So Erica, ya think if I turn her I get to skip the toaster-oven and go straight to the delux BBQ?"
Erica laughing, "Ummm I dunno cuz she says she's confused."
Betsy, "Yeah but I'd make a fine Lesbian!"

Mandy · 20-08-2006, 06:07 AM

*bump!*

"Yo baby, I've got the WHOLE dictionary tattooed on my dick. So why don't I come over later and put some words into you?"

acliff · 20-08-2006, 10:46 AM

A couple of less direct ones:

'Hi, can I ask you a question? Do you ever get the feeling that going to bars and clubs is ultimately pointless? What I mean is, More and more I can't help get the feeling that what I want is always just before my eyes... How about you?'

'Heya, my friends think I would be good for you'

'Hey, before you get any ideas, lets just be friends'

Hazzle · 20-08-2006, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy

*bump!*

"Yo baby, I've got the WHOLE dictionary tattooed on my dick. So why don't I come over later and put some words into you?"

Eh? Does that even make sense? "put some words into your mouth" makes more sense.

Quote:

Originally Posted by acliff

'Hi, can I ask you a question? Do you ever get the feeling that going to bars and clubs is ultimately pointless? What I mean is, More and more I can't help get the feeling that what I want is always just before my eyes... How about you?'

Didn't you just blow your question by asking if you can ask one? Does that one actually work, because I swear most girls I know would respond with "Yeah, you just did" and walk off. Then again my friends are bitches...

Quote:

'Heya, my friends think I would be good for you'

An oldie but a goodie. Ultimately doomed to failure, however.

Quote:

'Hey, before you get any ideas, lets just be friends'

That actually sounds like it might work. It's cheeky enough without being too crass or cheesy, and it's actually funny rather than trying to be. Also seems more genuine and honest than most. When my lovely girlfriend realises I'm an absolute tool and dumps me I'll be sure to use that. And wind up with a restraining order like every other time...

17-04-2006, 11:12 PM	#21
Swordsman Voted Best! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: DIY LV Posts: 514	hey baby, i was just wonderin... do you wanna go urinate in the frozen food section and watch it steam up?....OH AND DO IT?! __________________ Fuck the punk scene, up the punk community.

24-04-2006, 03:59 PM	#25
Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	"your cute" __________________

25-04-2006, 04:29 AM	#26
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	^Awwwe you have a fan. "You're like one of our groupies, does that mean you'll sleep with me?" I'm thinking of using it on my friend Tanya cuz she "observes" the fun that my friends and I are having and I keep teasing her that she's my groupie. __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

26-04-2006, 06:10 PM	#27
Rob The BLack Douglas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 450	Want to hunt for the Loch Ness Monster? Rob __________________ Friends are the family we choose. Life is not measured by how many breaths we take, but by how many times our breath is taken away. Love conquers all, let us too,yield to love! To deny love is to deny life. Love is as necessary as oxygen. Avatar by Jasmine http://www.livejournal.com/users/robslibrary/ http://www.myspace.com/kilted_robespierre

28-04-2006, 11:10 PM	#28
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	^TFF...should add "....in my pants?" __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

24-04-2006, 03:53 PM	#24
marine Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: France Posts: 486	him "do you want to kiss me?" him "do you want to meet later and sleep with me?" at least it's clear.

29-04-2006, 04:20 PM	#31
Swordsman Voted Best! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: DIY LV Posts: 514	I'm not exactly sure on what Rob thinks but if he's anything like me...he burned all his pants in protest...to wearing pants. __________________ Fuck the punk scene, up the punk community.

04-05-2006, 01:05 AM	#34
Swordsman Voted Best! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: DIY LV Posts: 514	My balls just complaining about how stuffy it was. Plus i just hated my goddamn pants. __________________ Fuck the punk scene, up the punk community.

14-05-2006, 02:36 AM	#35
Alisa Newcomer Join Date: May 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 18	I think all pick up lines are immature.

03-06-2006, 11:52 AM	#37
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	shrugs I don't care one way or the other about pick-up lines...I usually go up to people and introduce myself or ask for a pen (for some reason that works in starting convos shrugs). "Al, you're a hot dyke, want to go on a double date with Erica and me...Erica's got a date but I need someone to go with." My reply, "Yeah...sure, I guess...but Betsy aren't you straight?" Her answer, "Nah...well...I'm straight but confused." Erica chimed in, "Yeah the jury's still out on this one." My reply, "Okay. So Erica, ya think if I turn her I get to skip the toaster-oven and go straight to the delux BBQ?" Erica laughing, "Ummm I dunno cuz she says she's confused." Betsy, "Yeah but I'd make a fine Lesbian!" __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

20-08-2006, 06:07 AM	#38
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	bump! "Yo baby, I've got the WHOLE dictionary tattooed on my dick. So why don't I come over later and put some words into you?"

20-08-2006, 10:46 AM	#39
acliff llama llama duck Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 1,818	A couple of less direct ones: 'Hi, can I ask you a question? Do you ever get the feeling that going to bars and clubs is ultimately pointless? What I mean is, More and more I can't help get the feeling that what I want is always just before my eyes... How about you?' 'Heya, my friends think I would be good for you' 'Hey, before you get any ideas, lets just be friends' __________________ Leave a message...

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