Fun With Paparazzi.... - Page 2

ArchSeeker · 25-04-2006, 05:21 AM

This might sound like a typical question from a new comer, but it would be so absolutely .... just freaking wicked if someone from either another forum for ANOTHER actor/actress' or a paparazzi toting star themself could mention any success they have had on the topic. Err, that isn't a question ... so. How do you go about actually getting the opinions and commentary of those with dedicated fan-sites. I don't sappose they give out their messaging clint name too often?

Really, .. to be honest, as an electronics major myself, I know that while certain things can be expensive, an EM disabling device is pretty .. well, yea, .. easy to make.

!

To be sure, I think it would be much cooler to know of a starlet renegade that the paparazzi treated as the plague. Hell, talk about a second form of fame, ... it sounds like something the ozzi's might have done at the beginning of their TV carrier.. but in this case, it would be a permanent plan or place to go to be rid of them.

Anyone else out there with a criminal mind?
Michael

BrunoJA · 20-05-2006, 11:48 AM

Wear a red string on my wrist to make everyone doubt my sanity.

Hazzle · 20-05-2006, 01:57 PM

Actually next time the paps are out Keira should pose for them pissing standing up. Now that'd impress the hell out of me, I dunno about you.

kingdumbass · 21-05-2006, 02:29 AM

I would watch that with a sort of morbid fascination....

once_dreaded · 21-05-2006, 08:05 PM

Hazzle how is she supposed to make that work? Wear a catheter? I'm a chicka and I can't pee standing up...it would get all over the place...show me a woman that can pee standing up and I'd say she's got mad talent LOL.

Ranman · 21-05-2006, 08:07 PM

I've seen women pee standing up in porn video's

Mandy · 21-05-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by once_dreaded

Pap-a-kaze adventure: go to a strip joint & get up on stage...do a pole dance.

Christina Aguilera did that one.

Hazzle · 24-05-2006, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman

I've seen women pee standing up in porn video's

And then there's these.

Liam · 24-05-2006, 10:45 AM

zomg.

hasselbrad · 24-05-2006, 12:28 PM

I bet she can't write her name, though.

Jacoby · 24-05-2006, 06:01 PM

I love the water-can reference on the picture.

once_dreaded · 24-05-2006, 06:13 PM

*bowing* Okay, a woman can pee standing up without it getting all over, thank you for showing me oh wise one.

Hazzle · 24-05-2006, 07:31 PM

Them Japs...whatever will they come up with next?

A phallic-shaped replacement for a real penis, that has several vibration settings, so women don't need a man for sexual pleasure?

Oh.

once_dreaded · 26-05-2006, 09:21 AM

Poor Haz, they've already made them...and multiple models for all our girlish pleasures.

Back onto topic:
Call everyone Glibs and join Tom Cruise in the fight to make the world a Scientology planet.

Hazzle · 26-05-2006, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by once_dreaded

Poor Haz, they've already made them...and multiple models for all our girlish pleasures.

Hence the "Oh". Damned Japs.

I think Keira should make ambulance noises at her next interview. Nee naw, nee naw.

once_dreaded · 01-06-2006, 10:11 AM

Get a big male dog...Irish Wolfhound and train it to PISS on the pap-a-kaze, yes!!!!!

09-06-2006, 04:35 AM

She should ride a horse naked while eating a box of Godiva chocolates and if they laugh, challenge them to a duel :fencing:

kingdumbass · 20-08-2006, 04:39 AM

By the way, I just heard someone make a pretty smart suggestion for how a celebrity can get the paparazzi to back off....
It's simple: Wear the same type of outfit every day. Something plain, and uninteresting. Imagine if Keira K were to be photographed for, like, three months straight wearing just a plain black t-shirt and jeans. Every time. For a few months. On end.

All of the pictures would look the same. Half of the reason people look at pap snaps of celebrities is that they want to know what the celeb is wearing, and how they look, in general. But what if the celeb looked the same all of the time? The paps would have no reason to photograph them as much.

Russel Crowe apparently once used that strategy, and I hear it helped him.

Just a little something to throw out there.

Immortal · 20-08-2006, 05:19 AM

I dont think any of those would be cool

Nick · 22-08-2006, 06:06 AM

I think someone already said she should go into a movie store and rent some bad movies, but instead of renting some bad movies she should rent any movie she's appeared naked in (i.e. Domino, the Hole.) Then she can say "I like to watch myself perform" and give the paps a sexy little smile and a wink.

21-05-2006, 08:05 PM	#25
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	Hazzle how is she supposed to make that work? Wear a catheter? I'm a chicka and I can't pee standing up...it would get all over the place...show me a woman that can pee standing up and I'd say she's got mad talent LOL. __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

24-05-2006, 10:45 AM	#29
Liam Bogan Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,446	zomg. __________________ The greatest delight is to mark one's enemy, prepare everything, avenge oneself thoroughly, and then go to sleep. -Stalin

24-05-2006, 12:28 PM	#30
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	I bet she can't write her name, though. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

24-05-2006, 06:13 PM	#32
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	bowing Okay, a woman can pee standing up without it getting all over, thank you for showing me oh wise one. __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

26-05-2006, 09:21 AM	#34
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	Poor Haz, they've already made them...and multiple models for all our girlish pleasures. Back onto topic: Call everyone Glibs and join Tom Cruise in the fight to make the world a Scientology planet. __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

25-04-2006, 05:21 AM	#21
ArchSeeker Newcomer Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5	This might sound like a typical question from a new comer, but it would be so absolutely .... just freaking wicked if someone from either another forum for ANOTHER actor/actress' or a paparazzi toting star themself could mention any success they have had on the topic. Err, that isn't a question ... so. How do you go about actually getting the opinions and commentary of those with dedicated fan-sites. I don't sappose they give out their messaging clint name too often? Really, .. to be honest, as an electronics major myself, I know that while certain things can be expensive, an EM disabling device is pretty .. well, yea, .. easy to make. ! To be sure, I think it would be much cooler to know of a starlet renegade that the paparazzi treated as the plague. Hell, talk about a second form of fame, ... it sounds like something the ozzi's might have done at the beginning of their TV carrier.. but in this case, it would be a permanent plan or place to go to be rid of them. Anyone else out there with a criminal mind? Michael

20-05-2006, 11:48 AM	#22
BrunoJA Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cranium Posts: 279	Wear a red string on my wrist to make everyone doubt my sanity.

20-05-2006, 01:57 PM	#23
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Actually next time the paps are out Keira should pose for them pissing standing up. Now that'd impress the hell out of me, I dunno about you.

21-05-2006, 02:29 AM	#24
kingdumbass Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan, usa Posts: 866	I would watch that with a sort of morbid fascination....

21-05-2006, 08:07 PM	#26
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	I've seen women pee standing up in porn video's

24-05-2006, 06:01 PM	#31
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	I love the water-can reference on the picture.

24-05-2006, 07:31 PM	#33
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Them Japs...whatever will they come up with next? A phallic-shaped replacement for a real penis, that has several vibration settings, so women don't need a man for sexual pleasure? Oh.

01-06-2006, 10:11 AM	#36
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	Get a big male dog...Irish Wolfhound and train it to PISS on the pap-a-kaze, yes!!!!! __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

09-06-2006, 04:35 AM	#37
Gallopin' Gaucho Guest Posts: n/a	She should ride a horse naked while eating a box of Godiva chocolates and if they laugh, challenge them to a duel :fencing:

20-08-2006, 04:39 AM	#38
kingdumbass Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan, usa Posts: 866	By the way, I just heard someone make a pretty smart suggestion for how a celebrity can get the paparazzi to back off.... It's simple: Wear the same type of outfit every day. Something plain, and uninteresting. Imagine if Keira K were to be photographed for, like, three months straight wearing just a plain black t-shirt and jeans. Every time. For a few months. On end. All of the pictures would look the same. Half of the reason people look at pap snaps of celebrities is that they want to know what the celeb is wearing, and how they look, in general. But what if the celeb looked the same all of the time? The paps would have no reason to photograph them as much. Russel Crowe apparently once used that strategy, and I hear it helped him. Just a little something to throw out there.

20-08-2006, 05:19 AM	#39
Immortal Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: California Posts: 63	I dont think any of those would be cool __________________ If it dont make dollas it dont make sense. Yung Joc on his New Joc City album- I turn virgins into sex fiends, i turn nightmares into wet dreams.

22-08-2006, 06:06 AM	#40
Nick Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Oregon, U.S.A. Posts: 164	I think someone already said she should go into a movie store and rent some bad movies, but instead of renting some bad movies she should rent any movie she's appeared naked in (i.e. Domino, the Hole.) Then she can say "I like to watch myself perform" and give the paps a sexy little smile and a wink. __________________ Religion is Myth-information. All religions contain some truth but no religion contains all truth. "Banish me from eden if you will, but first let me eat of the fruit of knowledge." ~Col. Robert Green Ingersoll

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