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Old 18-03-2006, 12:41 AM   Senior Registered Member #1
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Fun With Paparazzi....

This is semi-Keira related....
I was just thinking that if I were a celebrity, I would use the paparazzi to amuse myself. I've noticed that whenever Keira is spotted in public doing anything even remotely interesting, it sparks a wave of rumors and speculation, and so why not have a good time with it?

The next time Keira notices paparazzi watching her, she should:
-Be seen walking into an abortion clinic
-Go into a sex shop
-Go to a methadone clinic
-Get an AIDS test
-Slap her mother
-Go into a plastic surgeon's office, and come out with her face wrapped in bloody bandages

This would make life just a little more interesting for all of us.

Anyone else have suggestions?
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Old 18-03-2006, 02:19 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #2
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Old 18-03-2006, 02:41 AM   Senior Registered Member #3
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Are you implying that I have posted a crappy thread, or are you simply saying that you have no desire to participate?
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Old 18-03-2006, 02:44 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #4
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Both?

Fine. I'd like to see her in a t-shirt that says "Fuck you all."
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Old 18-03-2006, 04:07 AM   #5
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How about do anything? That seems to spark quite a bit of speculation and rumor.
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Old 18-03-2006, 04:19 AM   Senior Registered Member #6
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And as you are certainly aware, Bruno, I am just as guilty as anyone of falling for that....
Now, bear in mind that Keira doesn't necessarilly have to do something BAD in my "Mess with the Paparazzi" scenario. She could just be seen doing something really strange. Like, I dunno, stand there on a corner, talking to a street sign.
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Old 18-03-2006, 10:27 AM   #7
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Y not?that could be funy
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Old 18-03-2006, 05:16 PM   Senior Registered Member #8
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I think she should run screaming around on the streets in a nightgown with really messy hair... No wait, I think I should do that, sounds like fun.
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I think she should run screaming around on the streets in a nightgown with really messy hair... No wait, I think I should do that, sounds like fun.
When I forget my medication, I'm regularly found running down the street in a dress, screaming at the top of my voice, clutching some cake, and a penguin i swiped from the zoo...

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Old 18-03-2006, 09:02 PM   #10
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And as you are certainly aware, Bruno, I am just as guilty as anyone of falling for that....
Now, bear in mind that Keira doesn't necessarilly have to do something BAD in my "Mess with the Paparazzi" scenario. She could just be seen doing something really strange. Like, I dunno, stand there on a corner, talking to a street sign.
Well, your (perhaps excessive) interest can be excused, for it is not malicious.
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Old 26-03-2006, 12:05 AM   #11
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Oooooo I like this...I'm crazy cooky so I would have a BLAST with the pap-a-kaze.

#1 - Shop at walmart...damn store is always full, they'd have trouble just following me around...Oooo and take a motor-cart (handicap cart) to shop LOL...I do it sometimes...late at night...don't want someone who really needs it to not have it, it's fun though...try it.

#2 - I like the sex shop dealio...add a twist...ask the pap which dong they want stuck up their arses by me.

#3 - Go to Hollywood video and rent the most horribly bad movie selection ever.

#4 - Plastic surgereon, good...but come out with a bulge between the legs and the breasts taped down...no more Keira, it's now Kyle LMFAO

#5 - Ummmm...be seen with a real major bull-dyke...there's no way to describe them...just look it up online LOL. No offense to other homos...I'm just a m-b who finds bulls REALLY scarey LOL
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Old 26-03-2006, 06:15 PM   #12
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he-he funny ^)

I think sex shop will be cool
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Old 06-04-2006, 09:24 AM   #13
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*ahem* fake sex on the beach LOL

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Old 06-04-2006, 12:27 PM   #15
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How about marrying some unknown college student from the United States? That'd screw with 'em!
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^Ummm Brittney Spears already did that one...Oooo 5 minutes of tabloid spotlight
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Kevin Federline went to college?!?
Clown, or Barber?
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Old 07-04-2006, 10:16 AM   #18
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Kevin Federline went to college?!?
Clown, or Barber?
Not THAT hubby...the dude she married in Vegas...so forgettable I don't remember his name but apparentley K-fed's ex is now dating the guy.

Pap-e-kaze: Perform "When Harry Met Sally" deli scene at the local pub while enjoying a pint or two.
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Old 23-04-2006, 07:02 AM   #19
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HAhaha, this topic has always been something I've thought about when I've day-dreamed about individuals followed by paparazzi.
I have always wondered, ... the paparazzi,.. they follow the said actor and actresses because they are able to record information about what they see on tape recorders and digital devices, right?

What about going into a place (help me with this one) where electroic devices didn't work, or perhaps, where they would be nuetralized.

.. hehehe..

The notion that a particular device or place could be known as a paparazzi free enviroment for those in stardom... think about it. Do you think they would appreciate such a thing?
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Old 23-04-2006, 06:36 PM   #20
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They would SO appreciate it. I think the J-Lo movie *thinking* y'know...her husband was psycho & stalking her...she ended up kicking his ass in the end...she used an electronic device that cut out the cell phone connection so there HAS to be some special spy stuff that can de-bug the bugs electronically.


Pap-a-kaze adventure: go to a strip joint & get up on stage...do a pole dance.
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