Fun With Paparazzi....

kingdumbass · 18-03-2006, 12:41 AM

This is semi-Keira related....
I was just thinking that if I were a celebrity, I would use the paparazzi to amuse myself. I've noticed that whenever Keira is spotted in public doing anything even remotely interesting, it sparks a wave of rumors and speculation, and so why not have a good time with it?

The next time Keira notices paparazzi watching her, she should:
-Be seen walking into an abortion clinic
-Go into a sex shop
-Go to a methadone clinic
-Get an AIDS test
-Slap her mother
-Go into a plastic surgeon's office, and come out with her face wrapped in bloody bandages

This would make life just a little more interesting for all of us.

Anyone else have suggestions?

Mandy · 18-03-2006, 02:19 AM

Not really.

kingdumbass · 18-03-2006, 02:41 AM

Are you implying that I have posted a crappy thread, or are you simply saying that you have no desire to participate?

Mandy · 18-03-2006, 02:44 AM

Both?

Fine. I'd like to see her in a t-shirt that says "Fuck you all."

BrunoJA · 18-03-2006, 04:07 AM

How about do anything? That seems to spark quite a bit of speculation and rumor.

kingdumbass · 18-03-2006, 04:19 AM

And as you are certainly aware, Bruno, I am just as guilty as anyone of falling for that....
Now, bear in mind that Keira doesn't necessarilly have to do something BAD in my "Mess with the Paparazzi" scenario. She could just be seen doing something really strange. Like, I dunno, stand there on a corner, talking to a street sign.

fandekeira · 18-03-2006, 10:27 AM

Y not?that could be funy

Ardnax · 18-03-2006, 05:16 PM

I think she should run screaming around on the streets in a nightgown with really messy hair... No wait, I think I should do that, sounds like fun.

Digital_Ice · 18-03-2006, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ardnax

I think she should run screaming around on the streets in a nightgown with really messy hair... No wait, I think I should do that, sounds like fun.

When I forget my medication, I'm regularly found running down the street in a dress, screaming at the top of my voice, clutching some cake, and a penguin i swiped from the zoo...

:icon_err:

lol

BrunoJA · 18-03-2006, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingdumbass

And as you are certainly aware, Bruno, I am just as guilty as anyone of falling for that....
Now, bear in mind that Keira doesn't necessarilly have to do something BAD in my "Mess with the Paparazzi" scenario. She could just be seen doing something really strange. Like, I dunno, stand there on a corner, talking to a street sign.

Well, your (perhaps excessive) interest can be excused, for it is not malicious.

once_dreaded · 26-03-2006, 12:05 AM

Oooooo I like this...I'm crazy cooky so I would have a BLAST with the pap-a-kaze.

#1 - Shop at walmart...damn store is always full, they'd have trouble just following me around...Oooo and take a motor-cart (handicap cart) to shop LOL...I do it sometimes...late at night...don't want someone who really needs it to not have it, it's fun though...try it.

#2 - I like the sex shop dealio...add a twist...ask the pap which dong they want stuck up their arses by me.

#3 - Go to Hollywood video and rent the most horribly bad movie selection ever.

#4 - Plastic surgereon, good...but come out with a bulge between the legs and the breasts taped down...no more Keira, it's now Kyle LMFAO

#5 - Ummmm...be seen with a real major bull-dyke...there's no way to describe them...just look it up online LOL. No offense to other homos...I'm just a m-b who finds bulls REALLY scarey LOL

Kyrilka · 26-03-2006, 06:15 PM

he-he funny ^)

I think sex shop will be cool

once_dreaded · 06-04-2006, 09:24 AM

*ahem* fake sex on the beach LOL

Randomly scream foul worlds (a-la terrets [sp?])

Leonie · 06-04-2006, 11:02 AM

tourette's?

BrunoJA · 06-04-2006, 12:27 PM

How about marrying some unknown college student from the United States? That'd screw with 'em!

once_dreaded · 07-04-2006, 07:03 AM

^Ummm Brittney Spears already did that one...Oooo 5 minutes of tabloid spotlight

kingdumbass · 07-04-2006, 07:42 AM

Kevin Federline went to college?!?
Clown, or Barber?

once_dreaded · 07-04-2006, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingdumbass

Kevin Federline went to college?!?
Clown, or Barber?

Not THAT hubby...the dude she married in Vegas...so forgettable I don't remember his name but apparentley K-fed's ex is now dating the guy.

Pap-e-kaze: Perform "When Harry Met Sally" deli scene at the local pub while enjoying a pint or two.

ArchSeeker · 23-04-2006, 07:02 AM

HAhaha, this topic has always been something I've thought about when I've day-dreamed about individuals followed by paparazzi.
I have always wondered, ... the paparazzi,.. they follow the said actor and actresses because they are able to record information about what they see on tape recorders and digital devices, right?

What about going into a place (help me with this one) where electroic devices didn't work, or perhaps, where they would be nuetralized.

.. hehehe..

The notion that a particular device or place could be known as a paparazzi free enviroment for those in stardom... think about it. Do you think they would appreciate such a thing?

once_dreaded · 23-04-2006, 06:36 PM

They would SO appreciate it. I think the J-Lo movie *thinking* y'know...her husband was psycho & stalking her...she ended up kicking his ass in the end...she used an electronic device that cut out the cell phone connection so there HAS to be some special spy stuff that can de-bug the bugs electronically.

Pap-a-kaze adventure: go to a strip joint & get up on stage...do a pole dance.

26-03-2006, 12:05 AM	#11
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	Oooooo I like this...I'm crazy cooky so I would have a BLAST with the pap-a-kaze. #1 - Shop at walmart...damn store is always full, they'd have trouble just following me around...Oooo and take a motor-cart (handicap cart) to shop LOL...I do it sometimes...late at night...don't want someone who really needs it to not have it, it's fun though...try it. #2 - I like the sex shop dealio...add a twist...ask the pap which dong they want stuck up their arses by me. #3 - Go to Hollywood video and rent the most horribly bad movie selection ever. #4 - Plastic surgereon, good...but come out with a bulge between the legs and the breasts taped down...no more Keira, it's now Kyle LMFAO #5 - Ummmm...be seen with a real major bull-dyke...there's no way to describe them...just look it up online LOL. No offense to other homos...I'm just a m-b who finds bulls REALLY scarey LOL __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

26-03-2006, 06:15 PM	#12
Kyrilka Newcomer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Russia Posts: 5	he-he funny ^) I think sex shop will be cool __________________ Russian beer bear :icon_guin

06-04-2006, 09:24 AM	#13
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	ahem fake sex on the beach LOL Randomly scream foul worlds (a-la terrets [sp?]) __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

06-04-2006, 11:02 AM	#14
Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	tourette's? __________________

06-04-2006, 12:27 PM	#15
BrunoJA Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cranium Posts: 279	How about marrying some unknown college student from the United States? That'd screw with 'em! __________________ It ain't easy to swallow, it sticks in the throat, She gave her heart to the man In the long black coat.

18-03-2006, 12:41 AM	#1
kingdumbass Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan, usa Posts: 866	Fun With Paparazzi.... This is semi-Keira related.... I was just thinking that if I were a celebrity, I would use the paparazzi to amuse myself. I've noticed that whenever Keira is spotted in public doing anything even remotely interesting, it sparks a wave of rumors and speculation, and so why not have a good time with it? The next time Keira notices paparazzi watching her, she should: -Be seen walking into an abortion clinic -Go into a sex shop -Go to a methadone clinic -Get an AIDS test -Slap her mother -Go into a plastic surgeon's office, and come out with her face wrapped in bloody bandages This would make life just a little more interesting for all of us. Anyone else have suggestions?

18-03-2006, 02:19 AM	#2
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Not really.

18-03-2006, 02:41 AM	#3
kingdumbass Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan, usa Posts: 866	Are you implying that I have posted a crappy thread, or are you simply saying that you have no desire to participate?

18-03-2006, 02:44 AM	#4
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Both? Fine. I'd like to see her in a t-shirt that says "Fuck you all."

18-03-2006, 04:07 AM	#5
BrunoJA Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cranium Posts: 279	How about do anything? That seems to spark quite a bit of speculation and rumor.

18-03-2006, 04:19 AM	#6
kingdumbass Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan, usa Posts: 866	And as you are certainly aware, Bruno, I am just as guilty as anyone of falling for that.... Now, bear in mind that Keira doesn't necessarilly have to do something BAD in my "Mess with the Paparazzi" scenario. She could just be seen doing something really strange. Like, I dunno, stand there on a corner, talking to a street sign.

18-03-2006, 10:27 AM	#7
fandekeira Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: france Posts: 94	Y not?that could be funy

18-03-2006, 05:16 PM	#8
Ardnax Sexy kitten Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sweden Posts: 645	I think she should run screaming around on the streets in a nightgown with really messy hair... No wait, I think I should do that, sounds like fun.

07-04-2006, 07:03 AM	#16
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	^Ummm Brittney Spears already did that one...Oooo 5 minutes of tabloid spotlight __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

07-04-2006, 07:42 AM	#17
kingdumbass Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan, usa Posts: 866	Kevin Federline went to college?!? Clown, or Barber?

23-04-2006, 07:02 AM	#19
ArchSeeker Newcomer Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5	HAhaha, this topic has always been something I've thought about when I've day-dreamed about individuals followed by paparazzi. I have always wondered, ... the paparazzi,.. they follow the said actor and actresses because they are able to record information about what they see on tape recorders and digital devices, right? What about going into a place (help me with this one) where electroic devices didn't work, or perhaps, where they would be nuetralized. .. hehehe.. The notion that a particular device or place could be known as a paparazzi free enviroment for those in stardom... think about it. Do you think they would appreciate such a thing?

23-04-2006, 06:36 PM	#20
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	They would SO appreciate it. I think the J-Lo movie thinking y'know...her husband was psycho & stalking her...she ended up kicking his ass in the end...she used an electronic device that cut out the cell phone connection so there HAS to be some special spy stuff that can de-bug the bugs electronically. Pap-a-kaze adventure: go to a strip joint & get up on stage...do a pole dance. __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

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