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[Justin]

Keira was on the front of a Dutch tv-gide, so i thought lets scan it for you freaks



Inside the magazine was her Biography, so nothing special there...

[KnightleyNews]

Keira's belly ring paid for with mum's child benefit money:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/4482004.htm

Keira says Prince Wiliam looks like a horse:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/page.cfm...63&method=full

I reckon she probably said about him being the horsey-type, ie. liking to ride round on them (which Keira doesn't like). He doesn't look like a horse anyway.

Sarah Jessica Parker. Now THERE's someone who looks like a horse

Paul

[apoggy]

Paul we scooped you on the 3am story :P

See the homepage

[KnightleyNews]

Originally Posted by apoggy

Paul we scooped you on the 3am story :P

See the homepage

So we're in competition now, are we ? Right, you're on.

Paul
:fencing:

[barrington]

I thought the 'special relationship' between KeiraWeb and KKWavefront meant a zone of free-trade on news updates?

[KnightleyNews]

Originally Posted by barrington

I thought the 'special relationship' between KeiraWeb and KKWavefront meant a zone of free-trade on news updates?

Me jesting. We are indeed bedfellows, my good man. You get in, and I'll join you when it's warm

You have the advantage anyway as I can't update till I get home from work. And at least we're not months behind with the news like some sites.

Jurassic Park IV? No, really?

Paul

[apoggy]

News just in folks: Keira to star in new disney blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean, co starring some chump named Orlando and Johnny Depp

[Hazzle]

I have even fresher news...Keira to star in Princess of Thieves

[duckula]

In a stunning developement it is now widely rumoured that Keira Knightley has been born.

[Sarah]

Originally Posted by duckula

In a stunning developement it is now widely rumoured that Keira Knightley has been born.

Oooh lol, that has to get the biscuit.

[KnightleyNews]

Keira signs autographs in the nude:
http://www.wbex.com/script/headline_...ent&feed_id=44

Paul

[Richard]

Originally Posted by KnightleyNews

Keira signs autographs in the nude:
http://www.wbex.com/script/headline_...ent&feed_id=44

Paul

My god, if they were boys... it would have been a different story.

[Pinkfairy]

Don't know if this is true:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/4752004.htm

[Spire]

I need to start going to health clubs...

[Justin]

Originally Posted by Spire

I need to start going to health clubs...

Lets become women first, and then go together :icon_bigg

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by Justin

Lets become women first, and then go together :icon_bigg

Or just do what I plan to do which is head down there with a telephoto lens

[Spire]

Lets become women first, and then go together

Or not. Hazzle's suggestion is good, but I prefer to sneak in through the air ducks and plant several spy cameras all over the place.

[Hazzle]

Arrr...good suggestion.

Now I'm going to be a hypocrite and tell you to stop fucking spamming...a joke's a joke...it's been done...leave it...now....

[Hazzle]

A little snippet from a news article. All these fucking Keira-hate articles with no substance are starting to get a little grating...oh well...Keira's being lined up for role after role...so who's winning the battle, Keira or her critics?

"While Berry is the very embodiment of hot right now, it got us thinking who's not?

And we say, King Arthur's Keira Knightley.

From the time she launched her bony thigh at a soccer ball in Bend It Like Beckham to her "too pretty to notice I'm a bitch" performance in Love Actually, Knightley has got on a lot of nerves.

It's the blank stare (oh, to be a serious actor!), the asexual appeal and almost nauseating way the English glossies have fallen all over her as some kind of latter-day Judi Dench."

It's easy to bloody say Berry's the better actress...a meaty role like Monster's Ball was surely going to allow her more chance to show her skills...and unlike Keira's SPECTACULAR performances in Pure and Dr Zhivago, it wasn't a small indie thing.

Ahh well...full article is here:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...903441613.html

(And yes, I'm aware it's a double post, but it's an entirely different topic so I felt the double post appropriate)

[Ipomoea]

Wow. That was clearly written by someone who hasn't seen the American reviews for Catwoman yet.

The Sun had a piece the other day about the Arena list, though, and they focused far more on Keira than they did on Kate Moss, who actually came in first. Not to mention, they were much nicer to her than that Herald writer.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004361959,00.html