Orlando Bloom

[SeattleGirl]

he makes no sense to me
actually i think he is not handsome at all,though many girls are crazy about him
i just cant find out why ~
thats really wierd ~

[once_dreaded]

He's a pretty boy and type-casted as such. In LOTR he acted constipated throughout the movie (ooo wise elf that CAN'T POOP), POTC he acted constipated but "in love" (I'd rescue you if I could take a poop), KOH constipated on a mission (I will save Jerusalem...as soon as I take a poop), Ned Kelly??? Ummm I only remember Heath from that movie...and HE acted constipated with a limp...maybe we should just send out some exlax or something.

[Mandy]

OMFG I just laughed my ass off. haha.

[once_dreaded]

*shocked* I made Mandy laugh, after all the laughs that she has given me I was finally able to return the favor. *wiping away dramatic tear under right eye* This means so much to me...all because Orlando was constipated.

[Pearl]

This man is extremly hot but a horrible actor. He was ok in LotR and Pirates, but after the bomb which was named Elizabethtown, his career is going no where. Even on IMDB.com it shows he doesn't have anything lined up after Potc 2 & 3 while Johnny and Keira have their plates full.

I kinda feel sorry for the guy though.

[OBpirate89]

orlando bloom is like the sexiest man on earth

[Juliamariskamadadh]

no he isnt he's a girl

[runangl]

Originally Posted by Juliamariskamadadh

no he isnt he's a girl

that's giving him a bit too much credit. girl's can be absofuckinlutely gorgeous. I think the best description I've heard of him was: "a rather effeminate mouse... or rat. whichever"

[Caramel]

Anyone know the address of the official site Orlando Bloom?

[kasi]

Originally Posted by ChocolateMoose

I don't think Orlando can act that well, poor bloke. In LOTR his only facial expression was a look of concern, and (did anyone else notice) every line he said was stating the obvious...for example...

"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" - where else would they go?
"You look terrible" (to Aragorn) - we can see that, he's just been down a cliff
"A diversion" - when Aragorn had basically fully discribed what a 'diversion' is
"This forest is old" - big trees = old wood, weeny tress = young wood, therefore, we know!
"The Ring must be destroyed" - um...duh!
"We must go. We cannot linger" - When in potential mortal danger....yes, that would be a good idea...
"The horses are restless...and the men are quiet." - I'm sure Eomer has eyes and ears and can see/hear for himself, lol.

well you can't bash him for the lines
he has to say,it's not like he wrote them.

and i agree though he has the same facial expression alot,he's not a great actor in my opinion...
people i think make a fuss over him because he happens to be good looking

but he sorta made pirates a little better, i cant really imagine another will turner.

Originally Posted by ChocolateMoose

I don't think Orlando can act that well, poor bloke. In LOTR his only facial expression was a look of concern, and (did anyone else notice) every line he said was stating the obvious...for example...

"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" - where else would they go?
"You look terrible" (to Aragorn) - we can see that, he's just been down a cliff
"A diversion" - when Aragorn had basically fully discribed what a 'diversion' is
"This forest is old" - big trees = old wood, weeny tress = young wood, therefore, we know!
"The Ring must be destroyed" - um...duh!
"We must go. We cannot linger" - When in potential mortal danger....yes, that would be a good idea...
"The horses are restless...and the men are quiet." - I'm sure Eomer has eyes and ears and can see/hear for himself, lol.

Has anyone seen Ned Kelly?! Its not all that good, though I think it might be if you know the story to start with. Orlando's accent is bad (he has an Irish accent) and he moves after he dies, haha! And in Troy he was totally eclipsed by Eric and Sean who were brilliant!

Honestly, it's not his fault they wrote the script that way it's very elfish in the way they do that even in the actual book Legolas is there to be a voice of reason and Captain Obvious!
My god and in Troy hello he's Paris Paris is supposed to be eclipsed...honestly....>< it's not because of Paris they went to fight...it's because they wanted Troy and Eric just happened to be the one who ran Troy's army....

[legolas97]

I don't know about him, but I like Him.:icon_smil I like Legolas in The Lord of The Rings and Will Turner in Pirate 1,2,3

[Vesperx]

I love Orlando. He's handsome

[Leonie]

...for a girl

[DefyingGravity]

I can't dislike the man solely because of the fact that this video makes me laugh hardcore everytime I see it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyLw5vWNHkE

Eat shit Jessica, it's carrot.

[Liam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tin6NJqQQsM

[Mandy]

*is dead*

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by DefyingGravity

Eat shit Jessica, it's carrot.

It is funny, but I'm not quite sure what the only man alive to make Graham Norton seem butch actually has to do with that. The site's funny because it's clearly populated by idiots, and Norton deserves credit for finding it and highlighting on his show. Bloom deserves to be shot in the face repeatedly, which Norton no doubt helped out with after the show...

Heh Liam...that's fucking hilarious. Although where are they taking the Hobbits?

[Mandy]

Totally off-topic, but I spent the evening on youtube watching all the Graham Norton clips they had. There was a period of time where his show was on Comedy Central but I suppose America's lack of a sense of humor got the best of him. He's definitely my favorite talk-show host. Mainly because his show isn't all about interviewing guests, he basically just does whatever he wants.

[Hazzle]

He's comedy gold. Not as good as he used to be, seems to be mellowing, but still good.