Name 3 things youd buy at Wal-Mart to freak out the person at the register. - Page 3

Mr Darcy · 31-12-2005, 03:48 PM

Viagra
Condoms
Ice
Wizard Costume
Bag of Chips

Renegade · 31-12-2005, 04:45 PM

Lotion
Water
Aqua Velva

Digital_Ice · 31-12-2005, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Darcy

Viagra
Condoms
Ice
Wizard Costume
Bag of Chips

something tells me you misunderstood the rules.....

Leonie · 06-01-2006, 09:31 PM

Expensive wine
Shakespeare For Dummies
Red roses

No tears shampoo
Blood & gore movie
Teddybear

Ranman · 06-01-2006, 10:29 PM

A barbeque grill
Barbeque sauce
Take a bar code strip and put it on a baby

Leonie · 06-01-2006, 10:46 PM

Condolence card
Pen with pink, sparkly ink
My Little Pony stickers

Ranman · 06-01-2006, 11:01 PM

Beach chair
Book of nude beaches
A pair of binoculars

Rob The BLack Douglas · 07-01-2006, 03:55 AM

Diapers
Jar of Vasaline
Maxim magazine

Leonie · 07-01-2006, 07:34 AM

Period pads
Lots of chocolate
Romantic Comedy DVD

That one should work extremely well if the person at the register is a guy.

Tabrasa · 07-01-2006, 01:43 PM

*Actual purchase resulting from phone call from wife*
Cat-litter
Tampons
Ziplock bags

*Another actual purchase resulting from holidays causing wife's birth control to not get refilled. Hence, buy a bunch of different ones honey so we can find something we both like*
12 boxes of assorted types of condoms (The girl at the register gave me one HELL of a look)

Another purchase dealing with a medical issue for a family member. I am told to stop and get an enema kit. I protested to the extreme, but finally had to go get one. I could NOT find it in the store and finally had to go ask the Pharmicist (older Asian lady). With a crowd of seven people in line behind me I leaned forward and whispered "Um Miss, where do I find the enema kits?" She points to shelves, and at the top of her lungs says "ENEMA? OH DEY OVER DERE!!! BOTTOM SHEF!!!"

Tab

Foeni · 06-03-2006, 08:44 PM

*BUMP*
Just found this:

Quote:

Things I like to do at Wal-Mart while my spouse
is taking her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s
carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

gogogo!!!!!1one

EmotionSickness · 06-03-2006, 10:49 PM

Peanut butter.
Baby oil.
Razors.

michael22 · 11-03-2006, 09:25 PM

shovel
jumper cabels
george romaros necronomicon and anatomy guide

Mandy · 11-03-2006, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonie

Period pads
Lots of chocolate
Romantic Comedy DVD

That one should work extremely well if the person at the register is a guy.

That's exactly what I bought the other day at a Walgreens, but include 2 bottles of Ibuprofen. hah.

Jacoby · 12-03-2006, 12:53 AM

One cuddly puppy
One book entitled "Dummy's Guide to Beastiality with Puppies"
And one pack of trident gum, because that's a good brand of chewing gum.

kingdumbass · 14-03-2006, 07:48 AM

100 dollars worth of womens' panties
100 dollars worth of bras
A shotgun

once_dreaded · 25-03-2006, 09:00 PM

*if I was a guy*
LARGE black thong underwear
Lacy pink bra, b-cup
Duct tape
Then when at register ask, "Do you think this ensemble will look good on me...oh...the duct tape is for Mr. Gimp"

*girls*
Her pleasure condoms
Large box of AA Batteries
LARGE GI Joe doll
At the register ask, "Do you think Joe is anatomically correct? No? Okay...I guess Mr. Tickle's is going to get a work out tonight."

once_dreaded · 27-03-2006, 07:15 AM

OKay...it's been two days...and I have had fun thinking about my next purchases:

Large fan
Enema
Large package of tarps

At the register say, "Y'know...when the sh*t hits the fan it really gets all over the place."

Sorry...couldn't resist...*ugh* I crack myself up!

jack67 · 13-07-2006, 05:21 PM

Condoms
Lawn fertilizer
Tampons

Just to see their reaction would be priceless, because I'm a GUY!!!!!

Hazzle · 14-07-2006, 12:06 AM

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07-01-2006, 03:55 AM	#48
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once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	if I was a guy LARGE black thong underwear Lacy pink bra, b-cup Duct tape Then when at register ask, "Do you think this ensemble will look good on me...oh...the duct tape is for Mr. Gimp" girls Her pleasure condoms Large box of AA Batteries LARGE GI Joe doll At the register ask, "Do you think Joe is anatomically correct? No? Okay...I guess Mr. Tickle's is going to get a work out tonight." __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

27-03-2006, 07:15 AM	#58
once_dreaded Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oregon, USA. Greenest state in the union, sorry Washitonians :oP Posts: 448	OKay...it's been two days...and I have had fun thinking about my next purchases: Large fan Enema Large package of tarps At the register say, "Y'know...when the sht hits the fan it really gets all over the place." Sorry...couldn't resist...ugh* I crack myself up! __________________ Once_Dreaded but never feared #88 in the Keira Knightley Posse

31-12-2005, 03:48 PM	#41
Mr Darcy Newcomer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK Posts: 23	Viagra Condoms Ice Wizard Costume Bag of Chips

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06-01-2006, 09:31 PM	#44
Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	Expensive wine Shakespeare For Dummies Red roses No tears shampoo Blood & gore movie Teddybear

06-01-2006, 10:29 PM	#45
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	A barbeque grill Barbeque sauce Take a bar code strip and put it on a baby

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Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	Condolence card Pen with pink, sparkly ink My Little Pony stickers

06-01-2006, 11:01 PM	#47
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Beach chair Book of nude beaches A pair of binoculars

07-01-2006, 07:34 AM	#49
Leonie Elle Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 2,631	Period pads Lots of chocolate Romantic Comedy DVD That one should work extremely well if the person at the register is a guy.

07-01-2006, 01:43 PM	#50
Tabrasa Do Main Man Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 29	Actual purchase resulting from phone call from wife Cat-litter Tampons Ziplock bags Another actual purchase resulting from holidays causing wife's birth control to not get refilled. Hence, buy a bunch of different ones honey so we can find something we both like 12 boxes of assorted types of condoms (The girl at the register gave me one HELL of a look) Another purchase dealing with a medical issue for a family member. I am told to stop and get an enema kit. I protested to the extreme, but finally had to go get one. I could NOT find it in the store and finally had to go ask the Pharmicist (older Asian lady). With a crowd of seven people in line behind me I leaned forward and whispered "Um Miss, where do I find the enema kits?" She points to shelves, and at the top of her lungs says "ENEMA? OH DEY OVER DERE!!! BOTTOM SHEF!!!" Tab

12-03-2006, 12:53 AM	#55
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	One cuddly puppy One book entitled "Dummy's Guide to Beastiality with Puppies" And one pack of trident gum, because that's a good brand of chewing gum.

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jack67 Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 20	Condoms Lawn fertilizer Tampons Just to see their reaction would be priceless, because I'm a GUY!!!!! __________________ "Where's that bloody monkey, I want to shoot something!"-Captain Jack Sparrow from Dead Man's Chest

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