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Old 31-12-2005, 03:48 PM   #41
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Old 31-12-2005, 05:16 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #43
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something tells me you misunderstood the rules.....
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Old 06-01-2006, 09:31 PM   Lifetme Service Award Officer #44
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Old 07-01-2006, 03:55 AM   Senior Registered Member #48
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Old 07-01-2006, 07:34 AM   Lifetme Service Award Officer #49
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That one should work extremely well if the person at the register is a guy.
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Old 07-01-2006, 01:43 PM   #50
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*Actual purchase resulting from phone call from wife*
Cat-litter
Tampons
Ziplock bags

*Another actual purchase resulting from holidays causing wife's birth control to not get refilled. Hence, buy a bunch of different ones honey so we can find something we both like*
12 boxes of assorted types of condoms (The girl at the register gave me one HELL of a look)

Another purchase dealing with a medical issue for a family member. I am told to stop and get an enema kit. I protested to the extreme, but finally had to go get one. I could NOT find it in the store and finally had to go ask the Pharmicist (older Asian lady). With a crowd of seven people in line behind me I leaned forward and whispered "Um Miss, where do I find the enema kits?" She points to shelves, and at the top of her lungs says "ENEMA? OH DEY OVER DERE!!! BOTTOM SHEF!!!"

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Just found this:

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Things I like to do at Wal-Mart while my spouse
is taking her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s
carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
gogogo!!!!!1one
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Old 06-03-2006, 10:49 PM   Officer #52
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Old 11-03-2006, 09:28 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #54
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Originally Posted by Leonie
Period pads
Lots of chocolate
Romantic Comedy DVD

That one should work extremely well if the person at the register is a guy.
That's exactly what I bought the other day at a Walgreens, but include 2 bottles of Ibuprofen. hah.
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Old 12-03-2006, 12:53 AM   Senior Registered Member #55
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Old 14-03-2006, 07:48 AM   Senior Registered Member #56
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Old 25-03-2006, 09:00 PM   #57
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*if I was a guy*
LARGE black thong underwear
Lacy pink bra, b-cup
Duct tape
Then when at register ask, "Do you think this ensemble will look good on me...oh...the duct tape is for Mr. Gimp"

*girls*
Her pleasure condoms
Large box of AA Batteries
LARGE GI Joe doll
At the register ask, "Do you think Joe is anatomically correct? No? Okay...I guess Mr. Tickle's is going to get a work out tonight."
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Old 27-03-2006, 07:15 AM   #58
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OKay...it's been two days...and I have had fun thinking about my next purchases:


Large fan
Enema
Large package of tarps

At the register say, "Y'know...when the sh*t hits the fan it really gets all over the place."

Sorry...couldn't resist...*ugh* I crack myself up!
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Old 13-07-2006, 05:21 PM   #59
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Lawn fertilizer
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Just to see their reaction would be priceless, because I'm a GUY!!!!!
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