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Old 03-12-2005, 04:08 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #21
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i dont think this would make the cashier give funny looks...more like thoughts of getting a job in the film developing section

and if its a female im sure she might give you one of those looks like "long night for you too " instead of a funny look
Ah. But the cashiers 'round these parts are old ladies of ages 55+
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Old 05-12-2005, 02:36 AM   Senior Registered Member #24
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Old 06-12-2005, 08:49 PM   Senior Registered Member #27
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Old 08-12-2005, 12:28 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #28
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hah I'd take my boyfriend and get an already-opened pack of toilet paper, an already-opened pack of condoms, and the same tent in a box that was on display.
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Old 10-12-2005, 08:35 AM   Senior Registered Member #29
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Off-topic but funny story about Wal-Mart. Tonight I ran into wal-Mart to get some cups, dice, and ping pong balls and left two friend in my car. (note: this was around Midnight) So I get back out to the car and they told me that they saw two people having sex in their van in the next row over from us. Ahh, the things you see at 24 hour Wal-Marts.
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I boycott Wal Mart, and I'm not funny so I can't think of three things. But did anyone hear about that Wal Mart manager who called the cops on the black guy who wrote a company check for 13'000 dollars?
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Come on Kelsey, someone as creative as you
can't come up with something funny?

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I boycott Wal Mart, and I'm not funny so I can't think of three things. But did anyone hear about that Wal Mart manager who called the cops on the black guy who wrote a company check for 13'000 dollars?
Yeah...happened about 20 minutes from me. Moron has already been fired.

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