Name 3 things youd buy at Wal-Mart to freak out the person at the register.

Ranman · 01-12-2005, 11:18 AM

I got this idea from another forum. I related to it because it really
happened to me. My sisters asked me to pick up a few things for
them on the way home from work. So as I paid for the items at the register
I couldn't figure out why the cashier was giving me funny looks.
On the drive home it hit me

1. Box of Maxi-pads
2. Massengill douche
3. Mouth wash

This happens to be true, but in this thread, truth is not an issue.
Make up sick, scary or bizarre stuff. Lets go for laughs.

For example

Package of condoms
Dog treats
Muzzle

( BTW not true)

hasselbrad · 01-12-2005, 12:52 PM

Condoms
K-Y
Children's Halloween costume

duckula · 01-12-2005, 01:52 PM

Shotgun.
Balaclava.
Big black bag.

acliff · 02-12-2005, 02:01 AM

Ice hockey mask
12 inch japanese steel cooking knife
Knife sharperner
box of band aids
The bible

Rob The BLack Douglas · 02-12-2005, 04:51 AM

Jumper Cables
Motor Oil
Latest Issue of Cosmo with headline "Latest sex tricks to drive your man wild in bed"

Bait · 02-12-2005, 06:04 AM

KY
camcorder
candy
trench coat(i dont know if they have those though...maybe a bath robe will work?)
gun

devine kk · 02-12-2005, 07:23 AM

Ladies underwear
trench coat
velcro

FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ranman · 02-12-2005, 09:55 AM

A drill
Vasoline
A life size Barbie Doll

Or you don't even have to buy anything
Just stand on line
When you get to the register scream at the cashier
"Are you open on Thursday's?"
When she say's "yes"
You scream "Thank You" and run out of the store.
They will be talking about you for years

hasselbrad · 02-12-2005, 01:28 PM

Try to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

Foeni · 02-12-2005, 02:55 PM

Aspirin
Liquor
A book named "How to get laid".

hasselbrad · 02-12-2005, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foeni

Aspirin
Liquor
A book named "How to get laid".

Wal Mart doesn't sell liquor or books with such titles.

Foeni · 02-12-2005, 06:43 PM

How would I know...
I saw Wal-Mart to be an example of a store. Do they sell shotguns?

hasselbrad · 02-12-2005, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foeni

How would I know...
I saw Wal-Mart to be an example of a store. Do they sell shotguns?

Shotguns...yes.
Liquor and sexually suggestive materials...no.
Part of that whole religious right wing conspiracy that Ranman has anoited me a member of.

Foeni · 02-12-2005, 06:58 PM

Wtf? Oh, anyhow. I've never seen a Wal-Mart.

hasselbrad · 02-12-2005, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foeni

Wtf? Oh, anyhow. I've never seen a Wal-Mart.

Don't worry...you will. The war in Iraq is just a diversion to keep people from seeing America's true plan for world domination.
Washington D.C. is only a ruse...the real seat of power lies in Bentonville, Arkansas.
Muhahahahaaha!

Richard · 03-12-2005, 04:07 AM

I'd rather piss off the cashier with...

Several dozen 24-pack Arrowhead water bottles
Several dozen pepsi bottles
and several dozen t-shirts (with the hangers and I expect them to be folded)

Mandy · 03-12-2005, 04:43 AM

KY jelly, A sack of cucumbers, and a disposable camera.

Rob The BLack Douglas · 03-12-2005, 05:47 AM

Pay for each item individually

Bait · 03-12-2005, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy

KY jelly, A sack of cucumbers, and a disposable camera.

i dont think this would make the cashier give funny looks...more like thoughts of getting a job in the film developing section

and if its a female im sure she might give you one of those looks like "long night for you too

" instead of a funny look

a ring in return · 03-12-2005, 02:55 PM

A Clay Aiken cd, all 4 seasons of American Idol, and 19 apples.

01-12-2005, 11:18 AM	#1
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Name 3 things youd buy at Wal-Mart to freak out the person at the register. I got this idea from another forum. I related to it because it really happened to me. My sisters asked me to pick up a few things for them on the way home from work. So as I paid for the items at the register I couldn't figure out why the cashier was giving me funny looks. On the drive home it hit me 1. Box of Maxi-pads 2. Massengill douche 3. Mouth wash This happens to be true, but in this thread, truth is not an issue. Make up sick, scary or bizarre stuff. Lets go for laughs. For example Package of condoms Dog treats Muzzle ( BTW not true)

01-12-2005, 12:52 PM	#2
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Condoms K-Y Children's Halloween costume __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

02-12-2005, 02:01 AM	#4
acliff llama llama duck Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 1,818	Ice hockey mask 12 inch japanese steel cooking knife Knife sharperner box of band aids The bible __________________ Leave a message...

02-12-2005, 04:51 AM	#5
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02-12-2005, 07:23 AM	#7
devine kk Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: leeds, UK Posts: 200	Ladies underwear trench coat velcro FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ When there is always biscuits in the tin, where is the fun in biscuits ----67th Member Of Keira Knightleyz Posse----

01-12-2005, 01:52 PM	#3
duckula Nobler in the mind. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,214	Shotgun. Balaclava. Big black bag.

02-12-2005, 06:04 AM	#6
Bait Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: CA/NYC Posts: 277	KY camcorder candy trench coat(i dont know if they have those though...maybe a bath robe will work?) gun

02-12-2005, 09:55 AM	#8
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	A drill Vasoline A life size Barbie Doll Or you don't even have to buy anything Just stand on line When you get to the register scream at the cashier "Are you open on Thursday's?" When she say's "yes" You scream "Thank You" and run out of the store. They will be talking about you for years

02-12-2005, 01:28 PM	#9
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Try to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

02-12-2005, 02:55 PM	#10
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	Aspirin Liquor A book named "How to get laid". __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

02-12-2005, 06:43 PM	#12
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	How would I know... I saw Wal-Mart to be an example of a store. Do they sell shotguns? __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

02-12-2005, 06:58 PM	#14
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	Wtf? Oh, anyhow. I've never seen a Wal-Mart. __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

03-12-2005, 04:07 AM	#16
Richard Dated Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,306	I'd rather piss off the cashier with... Several dozen 24-pack Arrowhead water bottles Several dozen pepsi bottles and several dozen t-shirts (with the hangers and I expect them to be folded) __________________ "As a human being, I don't suppose I have any real individuality. I'm the people I've met; I'm a mixture of everything I've ever read or seen. I'm everyone I've ever loved." My blog: All Things Classic

03-12-2005, 04:43 AM	#17
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	KY jelly, A sack of cucumbers, and a disposable camera.

03-12-2005, 05:47 AM	#18
Rob The BLack Douglas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 450	Pay for each item individually __________________ Friends are the family we choose. Life is not measured by how many breaths we take, but by how many times our breath is taken away. Love conquers all, let us too,yield to love! To deny love is to deny life. Love is as necessary as oxygen. Avatar by Jasmine http://www.livejournal.com/users/robslibrary/ http://www.myspace.com/kilted_robespierre

03-12-2005, 02:55 PM	#20
a ring in return Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 106	A Clay Aiken cd, all 4 seasons of American Idol, and 19 apples. __________________ Your face is light And cocaine white

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