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Old 01-12-2005, 11:18 AM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #1
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Name 3 things youd buy at Wal-Mart to freak out the person at the register.

I got this idea from another forum. I related to it because it really
happened to me. My sisters asked me to pick up a few things for
them on the way home from work. So as I paid for the items at the register
I couldn't figure out why the cashier was giving me funny looks.
On the drive home it hit me

1. Box of Maxi-pads
2. Massengill douche
3. Mouth wash

This happens to be true, but in this thread, truth is not an issue.
Make up sick, scary or bizarre stuff. Lets go for laughs.

For example

Package of condoms
Dog treats
Muzzle

( BTW not true)
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:52 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #2
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Shotgun.
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Old 02-12-2005, 06:04 AM   #6
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Old 02-12-2005, 07:23 AM   #7
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Old 02-12-2005, 09:55 AM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #8
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Or you don't even have to buy anything
Just stand on line
When you get to the register scream at the cashier
"Are you open on Thursday's?"
When she say's "yes"
You scream "Thank You" and run out of the store.
They will be talking about you for years
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Old 02-12-2005, 01:28 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #9
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Try to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
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Aspirin
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A book named "How to get laid".
Wal Mart doesn't sell liquor or books with such titles.
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How would I know...
I saw Wal-Mart to be an example of a store. Do they sell shotguns?
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How would I know...
I saw Wal-Mart to be an example of a store. Do they sell shotguns?
Shotguns...yes.
Liquor and sexually suggestive materials...no.
Part of that whole religious right wing conspiracy that Ranman has anoited me a member of.
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Wtf? Oh, anyhow. I've never seen a Wal-Mart.
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Wtf? Oh, anyhow. I've never seen a Wal-Mart.
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Washington D.C. is only a ruse...the real seat of power lies in Bentonville, Arkansas.
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Old 03-12-2005, 04:07 AM   Senior Registered Member #16
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I'd rather piss off the cashier with...

Several dozen 24-pack Arrowhead water bottles
Several dozen pepsi bottles
and several dozen t-shirts (with the hangers and I expect them to be folded)
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KY jelly, A sack of cucumbers, and a disposable camera.
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Old 03-12-2005, 05:47 AM   Senior Registered Member #18
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KY jelly, A sack of cucumbers, and a disposable camera.
i dont think this would make the cashier give funny looks...more like thoughts of getting a job in the film developing section

and if its a female im sure she might give you one of those looks like "long night for you too " instead of a funny look
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