Things that make you want to destroy the world - Page 5

Norseman · 12-04-2007, 10:05 PM

I hate things that don't work, really, really hate. I get so pissed off at shit that just don't fucking work for no apparent reason!.

Mandy · 12-04-2007, 10:10 PM

Wow, and exclamation point AND a full stop. Nice!

I hate tax season. SOOOOOOO much.

hasselbrad · 12-04-2007, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mandy

Wow, and exclamation point AND a full stop. Nice!

I hate tax season. SOOOOOOO much.

I'm surprised I didn't bring this up.
Taxes.
Income taxes to be specific, really piss me off.

Foeni · 13-04-2007, 12:46 AM

How much do you actually pay in income taxes, in percent I mean.

I hate fucking working in the garden. Have to get up in less than 5 hours because I promised my dad to help him.

Porcelain_Doll · 13-04-2007, 01:58 AM

I. HATE. DOCTORS.

though I'm sure none of you have picked up on that yet

hasselbrad · 13-04-2007, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Porcelain_Doll

I. HATE. DOCTORS.

though I'm sure none of you have picked up on that yet

Wait a minute. Let me get this straight, are you saying you don't like doctors?

Telemarketers.
No, he's not here. Just like yesterday when you called. And the day before that. He doesn't want to talk to you, because...
A. You're a goddamn telemarketer.
B. You say things like "when do he get in?"...English motherfucker, do you speak it?
C. He doesn't like to talk on the phone.
D. You're a fucking telemarketer.

Coffee packets that aren't perforated properly, so that you can't just tear them open. I don't need that kind of frustration between me and coffee in the morning. That's how hostage situations get started, then the Russian army gets involved and everybody dies.

michael22 · 13-04-2007, 01:40 PM

humour them, sound interested then say I have to run can I get your home number to discuss this later? if they say no say that is how I feel and I will place my boot to your head if you call me again. If they say yes then be as annoying as possble statiing befre you hang up, unless it happens to be a hot girl in which case you say can we discuss this over dinner.
computer game and movie prices. American pie 2 is more money than a limited edition two disk set of Pulp Fiction.

Pygmalion · 15-04-2007, 08:45 AM

I hate people who are still emo. Its old dude!

15-04-2007, 10:46 PM

rubber neckers. traffic. people obsessed with attention.

Porcelain_Doll · 16-04-2007, 12:17 AM

The world just plain SUCKS. At least today it does.

runangl · 17-04-2007, 02:48 AM

i HATE pedestrians that cross the road
1. really freaking slowly
or
2. in a diagonal so they end up taking forever just to cross the @#*$ing street

hasselbrad · 17-04-2007, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pygmalion

I hate people who are still emo. Its old dude!

We saw an emo kid in Celebration Sunday. Celebration is a "town" in Florida that was established by Disney back in 1994. It's one of those planned communities with everything in a nice sterile package, kind of like the "city" in the movie Pump Up The Volume. And, a 660 square foot 1 BR/1 BA in "city center" costs $260,000.
We laughed that he must be emo because he only has a PS2 and not a PS3.

Quote:

i HATE pedestrians that cross the road
1. really freaking slowly
or
2. in a diagonal so they end up taking forever just to cross the @#*$ing street

I call these people "hood ornaments".

Foeni · 23-04-2007, 08:13 AM

I hate my boss atm. I've just been on holiday for two weeks, and everytime I was down get some groceries, I could see that he'd done all the things he criticise me for doing! Bloody hypocrite!

Pygmalion · 23-04-2007, 09:15 AM

I hate melanomas-especially when they're on your shoulder so when they're removed they leave a big scar. The Goddamn Australian sun can go to hell too.

Porcelain_Doll · 23-04-2007, 09:38 PM

i hate bimbos. Or people that act as such. Poison them all, if you please...

Hazzle · 24-04-2007, 05:07 PM

Himbos are worse.

hasselbrad · 10-05-2007, 09:49 PM

Doctor's wives.
Jesus titty fucking Christ on a pogo stick, ass raping an altar boy while killing puppies and kitties.
If you are going to go to the trouble of placing a long distance phone call...at my expense, no less...to complain that we haven't shipped something to you, you might want to open the goddamn box first.

HER: You never got back to me.
ME: About what?
HER: The IV tubing. We never got it.
ME: Really? 'Cause I show that we shipped it on the third.
(rummages around and talks to another person)
HER: Oh...well...if these people would open boxes...nevermind.

Logic is like a foreign language to this woman, thus we've had this similar conversation previously.

Katielondon · 10-05-2007, 10:40 PM

hippy dogooders that try and tell you how to live your life.

hasselbrad · 11-05-2007, 04:16 PM

Stupid goddamn county bureaucrats who can't use a fucking fax machine to send a purchase order. So they mail it. And it takes a week to get here, and yet they can't get their fucking mind around this. Apparently, if you are a fucking moron who works for the government, you assume that the moment you seal the envelope and drop it into the outbox, your purchase order magically appears on my desk.
It doesn't.
Fucktard.
Again, (like yesterday's rant) this isn't an isolated incident. This happens every fucking time Fairfax County schools places an order. They mail it on Monday and call on Tuesday to see if it's shipped yet.
Pavlov's dogs > Bureaucrats

And people wonder why I'm uncomfortable turning over healthcare to the government.

Digital_Ice · 13-05-2007, 10:17 PM

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Things that make you want to destroy the world

Microsoft Windows Bastard Vista.

13-04-2007, 12:46 AM	#84
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	How much do you actually pay in income taxes, in percent I mean. I hate fucking working in the garden. Have to get up in less than 5 hours because I promised my dad to help him. __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

13-04-2007, 01:58 AM	#85
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	I. HATE. DOCTORS. though I'm sure none of you have picked up on that yet __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

13-04-2007, 01:40 PM	#87
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	humour them, sound interested then say I have to run can I get your home number to discuss this later? if they say no say that is how I feel and I will place my boot to your head if you call me again. If they say yes then be as annoying as possble statiing befre you hang up, unless it happens to be a hot girl in which case you say can we discuss this over dinner. computer game and movie prices. American pie 2 is more money than a limited edition two disk set of Pulp Fiction. __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh

15-04-2007, 08:45 AM	#88
Pygmalion Pissed Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 856	I hate people who are still emo. Its old dude! __________________ Mythpathe

16-04-2007, 12:17 AM	#90
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	The world just plain SUCKS. At least today it does. __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

12-04-2007, 10:05 PM	#81
Norseman Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 81	I hate things that don't work, really, really hate. I get so pissed off at shit that just don't fucking work for no apparent reason!.

12-04-2007, 10:10 PM	#82
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Wow, and exclamation point AND a full stop. Nice! I hate tax season. SOOOOOOO much.

15-04-2007, 10:46 PM	#89
Mariah Guest Posts: n/a	rubber neckers. traffic. people obsessed with attention.

17-04-2007, 02:48 AM	#91
runangl Run Angle. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: United States of Whatever Posts: 355	i HATE pedestrians that cross the road 1. really freaking slowly or 2. in a diagonal so they end up taking forever just to cross the @#$ing street __________________ .++. are you an angel? - anakin skywalker .+*+.

23-04-2007, 08:13 AM	#93
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	I hate my boss atm. I've just been on holiday for two weeks, and everytime I was down get some groceries, I could see that he'd done all the things he criticise me for doing! Bloody hypocrite! __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

23-04-2007, 09:15 AM	#94
Pygmalion Pissed Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 856	I hate melanomas-especially when they're on your shoulder so when they're removed they leave a big scar. The Goddamn Australian sun can go to hell too. __________________ Mythpathe

23-04-2007, 09:38 PM	#95
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	i hate bimbos. Or people that act as such. Poison them all, if you please... __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

24-04-2007, 05:07 PM	#96
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Himbos are worse.

10-05-2007, 09:49 PM	#97
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Doctor's wives. Jesus titty fucking Christ on a pogo stick, ass raping an altar boy while killing puppies and kitties. If you are going to go to the trouble of placing a long distance phone call...at my expense, no less...to complain that we haven't shipped something to you, you might want to open the goddamn box first. HER: You never got back to me. ME: About what? HER: The IV tubing. We never got it. ME: Really? 'Cause I show that we shipped it on the third. (rummages around and talks to another person) HER: Oh...well...if these people would open boxes...nevermind. Logic is like a foreign language to this woman, thus we've had this similar conversation previously. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

10-05-2007, 10:40 PM	#98
Katielondon Jezebel Join Date: May 2006 Location: London UK Posts: 385	hippy dogooders that try and tell you how to live your life.

11-05-2007, 04:16 PM	#99
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Stupid goddamn county bureaucrats who can't use a fucking fax machine to send a purchase order. So they mail it. And it takes a week to get here, and yet they can't get their fucking mind around this. Apparently, if you are a fucking moron who works for the government, you assume that the moment you seal the envelope and drop it into the outbox, your purchase order magically appears on my desk. It doesn't. Fucktard. Again, (like yesterday's rant) this isn't an isolated incident. This happens every fucking time Fairfax County schools places an order. They mail it on Monday and call on Tuesday to see if it's shipped yet. Pavlov's dogs > Bureaucrats And people wonder why I'm uncomfortable turning over healthcare to the government. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

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