Things that make you want to destroy the world - Page 11

Keira lover · 12-07-2007, 02:55 AM

Democrat party, libs, America haters, health food nuts, Algore, Air America, Pelosi, Reid, hillary, regular pepsi, my phone, CNN, NBC, Rosie O'Donnell, laptop cases without room for the AC adapter (i spent like $300 to find the right one), Taxes, Jimmy Carter and his peanuts, people who don't drink, green party, minimum wage, Murtha, Cindy Sheehan, wait for POTC 3 to come out on dvd, orlando bloom (what, he got keira), english tea, math, bad tippers, shortage of diet pepsi, out of my meds, lack of advil, built in computer touch pad thingys, socialist, communist, bad humor, NAZIs, cat-haters, people who think blondes are dumb, people who demonize the rich, health food stores, microsoft genuine verification/lock software crap, Al Sharpton (Twana Brawley), Jesse Jackson (hymie town), Louis Farrakhan (what, he likes Hitler?) Jon Edwards, Jon Kerry, Kucinich, not having a drivers license (stupid age limit crap), people who don't tip, etc............................................... ......
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Mark410 · 12-07-2007, 05:20 AM

At the moment Tom Cruise and Scientology.

Pygmalion · 12-07-2007, 09:00 AM

Parking inspectors. How petty can one person be?!

hasselbrad · 12-07-2007, 12:58 PM

Asshole customers with piss poor attitudes, who, 99.99% have ordered the wrong thing in the first place and don't know what the fuck they are doing.

frodo1511 · 13-07-2007, 12:41 AM

Fords. Piece of shit cars.

Pygmalion · 13-07-2007, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad

Asshole customers with piss poor attitudes, who, 99.99% have ordered the wrong thing in the first place and don't know what the fuck they are doing.

I know exactly what you mean!
We had one lady ring up today to tell us we sent her the wrong book, when she'd bought it off ebay and the person who sold it to her had left their tax invoice from us in itso she thought WE sold it.
Customers are another C word.

Digital_Ice · 14-07-2007, 03:11 AM

dsa.gov.uk

jesus... could they make life any more difficult??

Digital_Ice · 15-07-2007, 10:37 PM

teleshopping channels

Surprize · 18-07-2007, 03:00 PM

I can destroy the world when some important documents are lost. Yesterday I almost destroy my room. Fortunetly, only room.

Digital_Ice · 23-07-2007, 10:32 AM

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Ranman · 23-07-2007, 10:57 AM

I do, and boy the looks I get

Digital_Ice · 23-07-2007, 12:16 PM

NVidia.

or, more accuratly, the shitty drivers for SLi NVidia 8800 GTXs on vista that means any OpenGL program crashes out or freezes after 10 minutes or so.

and its contagious.... programs that once worked, have now started failing.

I blame Lionhead Studios.

Porcelain_Doll · 23-07-2007, 05:26 PM

people who whine constantly about their pricey brand-new tech stuff not working.

Pygmalion · 25-07-2007, 11:11 AM

The guy who lives in the room next door who keeps complaining about me making noise. What was he expecting moving next to me?

Ranman · 25-07-2007, 11:55 AM

Well you being gay, I can imagine what he was thinking(lesbian heaven comes to mind)

hasselbrad · 30-07-2007, 04:47 PM

Low rider...fart-can muffler having...stereo way to loud...shitbox 1989 Honda Civics and their asshole...shitty taste in music having...wanna-be gangsta thug...wifebeater wearing drivers.
Newsflash...just because your car makes a lot of noise, doesn't make it cool. In fact, when your car sounds like a fucking chainsaw trying to gnaw its way through a Sequoia, but it's being left in the dust by my sixty five year old mother in her Chrysler mini-van, you simply look like a fool.
Here's a thought...start saving up the paychecks from your job at the Taco Bell night shift and buy a real car that can run a quarter mile in less than a minute.
While you're at it, turn your fucking stereo down.
Your music sucks.
You suck.
Die.
If I wanted to hear your music...I'd be in your car.

Porcelain_Doll · 30-07-2007, 06:05 PM

thank God...when I noticed you'd posted here, Brad, I thought "not fucking telemarketers again!!!"

hasselbrad · 30-07-2007, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porcelain_Doll

thank God...when I noticed you'd posted here, Brad, I thought "not fucking telemarketers again!!!"

Nope. Some asshole riding around the parking lot, lookin' for his homie. He had to circle the office complex before he found him, apparently so we could all listen to (and feel) his wonderful...music?

Digital_Ice · 02-08-2007, 02:16 AM

twats who wear their trousers as low as humanly possible, to show off their boxers as they think it look cool, whereas they actually look like fuckwits who cant use a belt properly.

Porcelain_Doll · 02-08-2007, 08:31 PM

and I bet their belts wouldn't match their shoes, either. Pfft.

I hate stupid people. Stupid people who follow you around yelling your name (yes, you moron, you know my name, what do you want, a fucking trophy?!) and then make up new versions of your name to yell (you've got to be kidding me...what are you, nine?) and stalk you at your bus stop (sorry hun, my Ipod is far more interesting than your yells...and no, I've gone temporarily blind and cannot see you waving your arms at me, I'm too busy rocking with the Clash) and ignore your repeated warnings of not touching you nor trying to 'cause you'll hurt them if they do...:icon_evil

12-07-2007, 02:55 AM	#201
Keira lover Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Red Hook, NY (small town approx. 100mi from NYC) Posts: 342	Democrat party, libs, America haters, health food nuts, Algore, Air America, Pelosi, Reid, hillary, regular pepsi, my phone, CNN, NBC, Rosie O'Donnell, laptop cases without room for the AC adapter (i spent like $300 to find the right one), Taxes, Jimmy Carter and his peanuts, people who don't drink, green party, minimum wage, Murtha, Cindy Sheehan, wait for POTC 3 to come out on dvd, orlando bloom (what, he got keira), english tea, math, bad tippers, shortage of diet pepsi, out of my meds, lack of advil, built in computer touch pad thingys, socialist, communist, bad humor, NAZIs, cat-haters, people who think blondes are dumb, people who demonize the rich, health food stores, microsoft genuine verification/lock software crap, Al Sharpton (Twana Brawley), Jesse Jackson (hymie town), Louis Farrakhan (what, he likes Hitler?) Jon Edwards, Jon Kerry, Kucinich, not having a drivers license (stupid age limit crap), people who don't tip, etc............................................... ...... .................................................. ................................. __________________ I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply...makes you...stranger. 47th Member of the Keira Knightley Posse

12-07-2007, 09:00 AM	#203
Pygmalion Pissed Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 856	Parking inspectors. How petty can one person be?! __________________ Mythpathe

12-07-2007, 12:58 PM	#204
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Asshole customers with piss poor attitudes, who, 99.99% have ordered the wrong thing in the first place and don't know what the fuck they are doing. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

13-07-2007, 12:41 AM	#205
frodo1511 Pin Dick Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,400	Fords. Piece of shit cars. __________________ Believe...

14-07-2007, 03:11 AM	#207
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	dsa.gov.uk jesus... could they make life any more difficult?? __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

12-07-2007, 05:20 AM	#202
Mark410 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cwmgwrach, Wales, UK Posts: 50	At the moment Tom Cruise and Scientology.

15-07-2007, 10:37 PM	#208
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	teleshopping channels __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

18-07-2007, 03:00 PM	#209
Surprize Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: in your dreams Posts: 519	I can destroy the world when some important documents are lost. Yesterday I almost destroy my room. Fortunetly, only room.

23-07-2007, 10:32 AM	#210
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

23-07-2007, 10:57 AM	#211
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	I do, and boy the looks I get __________________ My mother told me every girl wants my body, and moms don't lie.

23-07-2007, 12:16 PM	#212
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	NVidia. or, more accuratly, the shitty drivers for SLi NVidia 8800 GTXs on vista that means any OpenGL program crashes out or freezes after 10 minutes or so. and its contagious.... programs that once worked, have now started failing. I blame Lionhead Studios. __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

23-07-2007, 05:26 PM	#213
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	people who whine constantly about their pricey brand-new tech stuff not working. __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

25-07-2007, 11:11 AM	#214
Pygmalion Pissed Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 856	The guy who lives in the room next door who keeps complaining about me making noise. What was he expecting moving next to me? __________________ Mythpathe

25-07-2007, 11:55 AM	#215
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Well you being gay, I can imagine what he was thinking(lesbian heaven comes to mind) __________________ My mother told me every girl wants my body, and moms don't lie.

30-07-2007, 04:47 PM	#216
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Low rider...fart-can muffler having...stereo way to loud...shitbox 1989 Honda Civics and their asshole...shitty taste in music having...wanna-be gangsta thug...wifebeater wearing drivers. Newsflash...just because your car makes a lot of noise, doesn't make it cool. In fact, when your car sounds like a fucking chainsaw trying to gnaw its way through a Sequoia, but it's being left in the dust by my sixty five year old mother in her Chrysler mini-van, you simply look like a fool. Here's a thought...start saving up the paychecks from your job at the Taco Bell night shift and buy a real car that can run a quarter mile in less than a minute. While you're at it, turn your fucking stereo down. Your music sucks. You suck. Die. If I wanted to hear your music...I'd be in your car. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

30-07-2007, 06:05 PM	#217
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	thank God...when I noticed you'd posted here, Brad, I thought "not fucking telemarketers again!!!" __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

02-08-2007, 02:16 AM	#219
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	twats who wear their trousers as low as humanly possible, to show off their boxers as they think it look cool, whereas they actually look like fuckwits who cant use a belt properly. __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

02-08-2007, 08:31 PM	#220
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	and I bet their belts wouldn't match their shoes, either. Pfft. I hate stupid people. Stupid people who follow you around yelling your name (yes, you moron, you know my name, what do you want, a fucking trophy?!) and then make up new versions of your name to yell (you've got to be kidding me...what are you, nine?) and stalk you at your bus stop (sorry hun, my Ipod is far more interesting than your yells...and no, I've gone temporarily blind and cannot see you waving your arms at me, I'm too busy rocking with the Clash) and ignore your repeated warnings of not touching you nor trying to 'cause you'll hurt them if they do...:icon_evil __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

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