Oh Noes!

hasselbrad · 11-11-2005, 03:25 PM

AP and UPI reported today that the French government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."
The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender".
The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, thereby disabling its military.

Liam · 11-11-2005, 08:25 PM

I love it.

AureaMediocritas · 11-11-2005, 10:47 PM

Hahaha. Nice one.

11-11-2005, 03:25 PM	#1
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Oh Noes! AP and UPI reported today that the French government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, thereby disabling its military. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

11-11-2005, 08:25 PM	#2
Liam Bogan Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,446	I love it. __________________ The greatest delight is to mark one's enemy, prepare everything, avenge oneself thoroughly, and then go to sleep. -Stalin

11-11-2005, 10:47 PM	#3
AureaMediocritas Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Paris 15 (yeehaa) Posts: 319	Hahaha. Nice one. __________________ "I can't tell you how happy I was when that bullet finally went through that bloke's head." Sir Ian Kershaw on finishing Hitler : Nemesis 1936-1945

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